rants an raves.

jetflock · August 24th, 2006, 12:34 AM

rasputin1980: i hate sex, though i don't mind it. i think everyone is a fool.
roomfullof YOU: what do you hate about it
rasputin1980: the people.
roomfullof YOU: so better to fuck a banana peel?
rasputin1980: no.
rasputin1980: i just think people don't understand sex. i think the ego was created from a giant scare in human history....now it has taken over, and everyone is petty.
roomfullof YOU: people really don't understand it here
rasputin1980: especially form bartending, i get to see men stalking girls in the bar, plying them with coke, then dragging them home to fuck, stuff like that...
rasputin1980: though, smaller things too.;
roomfullof YOU: misery or a solid case of herpes is a price they're willing to pay for repeated nights of random fucks
rasputin1980: yep. and the only position the hipsters know anyways is missionary.
roomfullof YOU: sadly im sure thats exactly what happened to the roomie tonight
roomfullof YOU: shes so naive she really believes they will want to be her boyfriend
rasputin1980: heh, she should wait a bit to fuck them....
rasputin1980: i suppose she doesn't want to here that?
roomfullof YOU: yea hipsters do only do missionary
roomfullof YOU: sometimes you just fucking want it from behind...jeeeez.
rasputin1980: it doesn't matter anyways, once people get a bit older, they act even worse, early mid-life crisis.
roomfullof YOU: yea she'll never wait
roomfullof YOU: because she parties with fucktards
rasputin1980: i hate williamsburg.lol.
roomfullof YOU: yea gotta go to the UWS to get it doggy
rasputin1980: stop getting me all hot and bothered.lol
roomfullof YOU: no you're a unich
rasputin1980: yeah, some would say so.lol.
roomfullof YOU: i have to many fantasies involving ripping chunks of ibanker hair out
rasputin1980: i wonder though, if i break up, i wonder how long it would take me to ever sleep with somebody else.
roomfullof YOU: either no time at all or a long ass time
rasputin1980: i guess it depends if i follow trends, and just get drunk and do it.
roomfullof YOU: do you still live together?
rasputin1980: and it WILL be bad.lol.
rasputin1980: till december.
roomfullof YOU: well maybe you'll win the lottery and rediscover your love
rasputin1980: hope so.
roomfullof YOU: buy a townhouse
rasputin1980: a boathouse.
roomfullof YOU: i call it houseboat
roomfullof YOU: on the seine!
roomfullof YOU: romance night and day
roomfullof YOU: i think if i lived in nebraska id be in some sort of boring ass relationships and drink 40s every night
rasputin1980: well, it IS nebraska.lol. same thing back home for me too.
roomfullof YOU: then haphazardly fuck, and convince myself i'd be hooking up with gorgeous intellectuals in new york
rasputin1980: you could be.
rasputin1980: if yuh got the dough/trust fund.lol
roomfullof YOU: well fuck
roomfullof YOU: i dont wanna pay to fuck
roomfullof YOU: i went back for a week and i wanted to choke everyone with their sweatbands
rasputin1980: yeah, they aren't that cool.
rasputin1980: the 80's jogger is out of style.
roomfullof YOU: it was like the trends of williamsburg leaked to the midwest and translated very badly
rasputin1980: shit, they were doing that when i was in chi.
roomfullof YOU: and they thought they were so fucking cool
rasputin1980: eh, i say they just share idiocy.
roomfullof YOU: if i ever move back im gonna dress like a hasidic woman and melt my brain with drugs
roomfullof YOU: and take a thug lover
rasputin1980: i'm gonna wear a priest collar.
roomfullof YOU: no way, grow the curls
roomfullof YOU: you be heim i'll be frime
rasputin1980: can we have sex through a hole in a sheet?
roomfullof YOU: you can beat the shit out of me and call me a whore when my pantyhose fall down
rasputin1980: and eat ham amongst our fellow jews?

rasputin1980: i said stop saying things like that!lol.
roomfullof YOU: i bet hasids practice the donkey punch
rasputin1980: i think they invented it.
roomfullof YOU: touche!
rasputin1980: i wonder if they treat they're wives like they treat the hookers.
roomfullof YOU: i dunno i should ask my landlord
roomfullof YOU: he called today but i didnt answer, im playing hard to get
rasputin1980: lol.
rasputin1980: hang a picture of woody allen in your apartment...mine always kinda wierded out my haci landlord.
roomfullof YOU: i bet he'd spit in my eye and make me stuff lox up his ass
roomfullof YOU: hahahah
rasputin1980: worst landlords ever.
roomfullof YOU: they dont like woody?
rasputin1980: they do, but he was really confused about it for some reason.
roomfullof YOU: he thinks im a nazi
rasputin1980: y?
roomfullof YOU: german last name, answers the door in short shorts with a large beer in hand
rasputin1980: eating a ham sandwich
roomfullof YOU: if only
roomfullof YOU: im not much of a meat eater but it would be nice to cook up some bacon when he comes to pick up the rent
rasputin1980: mmm, you can cook bacon for me anytime.
roomfullof YOU: and ham
rasputin1980: wait, what are you talking about now....lol.
roomfullof YOU: pork
rasputin1980: umm....what are you talkign about now? lol. j/k.
roomfullof YOU: pork kabobs
rasputin1980: thats hot.
roomfullof YOU: bacon, ham, sausage and hotdogs on a skewer
rasputin1980: stop it...
rasputin1980: i'm all wet now.
roomfullof YOU: thats why they say its filthy
rasputin1980: you have a dirty mouth.
roomfullof YOU: and have "meat spoons"
rasputin1980: you should say that stuff in bed..
rasputin1980: you will never loose a boy, sounds retarted, but its true.
roomfullof YOU: way better than "oh yea"
roomfullof YOU: the sound of fucking ensues as the smell of bacon envelopes the young lovers
rasputin1980: "you want a piece of this ham"....
roomfullof YOU: im taking erotic lit this semester, i hope we get to write
rasputin1980: "ooohhhhh......"
rasputin1980: "stick that meat spoon in me"
roomfullof YOU: "skewer me"
rasputin1980: "'yeah, baste it"....

Aliotroph? · August 24th, 2006, 12:53 AM

That was pointless. I think I'll go stalk gullible women in a bar now.

jetflock · August 24th, 2006, 12:57 AM

thats why its a rant and rave.

ace · August 24th, 2006, 05:23 AM

In response to the thread: well that's random enough. Heh.

In response to AsstonioWhatever: oh, look, I see that incoherent spam mail now comes in messageboard form! :/

The Gatekeeper · August 24th, 2006, 10:55 AM

What a random rant to rave about!

Nomad · August 24th, 2006, 11:23 AM

Are you an innie or an outie, Jetflock?

jetflock · August 24th, 2006, 11:57 AM

i'm a sagittarius.

Raptor Jesus · August 24th, 2006, 02:02 PM

Wow, that was a waste of 10 minutes XP.

jetflock · August 24th, 2006, 10:41 PM

jeez, i didn't know there was a commitee.lol. its a rant, take what you will from it.

August 24th, 2006, 12:34 AM	#1
jetflock Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,381	rants an raves. rasputin1980: i hate sex, though i don't mind it. i think everyone is a fool. roomfullof YOU: what do you hate about it rasputin1980: the people. roomfullof YOU: so better to fuck a banana peel? rasputin1980: no. rasputin1980: i just think people don't understand sex. i think the ego was created from a giant scare in human history....now it has taken over, and everyone is petty. roomfullof YOU: people really don't understand it here rasputin1980: especially form bartending, i get to see men stalking girls in the bar, plying them with coke, then dragging them home to fuck, stuff like that... rasputin1980: though, smaller things too.; roomfullof YOU: misery or a solid case of herpes is a price they're willing to pay for repeated nights of random fucks rasputin1980: yep. and the only position the hipsters know anyways is missionary. roomfullof YOU: sadly im sure thats exactly what happened to the roomie tonight roomfullof YOU: shes so naive she really believes they will want to be her boyfriend rasputin1980: heh, she should wait a bit to fuck them.... rasputin1980: i suppose she doesn't want to here that? roomfullof YOU: yea hipsters do only do missionary roomfullof YOU: sometimes you just fucking want it from behind...jeeeez. rasputin1980: it doesn't matter anyways, once people get a bit older, they act even worse, early mid-life crisis. roomfullof YOU: yea she'll never wait roomfullof YOU: because she parties with fucktards rasputin1980: i hate williamsburg.lol. roomfullof YOU: yea gotta go to the UWS to get it doggy rasputin1980: stop getting me all hot and bothered.lol roomfullof YOU: no you're a unich rasputin1980: yeah, some would say so.lol. roomfullof YOU: i have to many fantasies involving ripping chunks of ibanker hair out rasputin1980: i wonder though, if i break up, i wonder how long it would take me to ever sleep with somebody else. roomfullof YOU: either no time at all or a long ass time rasputin1980: i guess it depends if i follow trends, and just get drunk and do it. roomfullof YOU: do you still live together? rasputin1980: and it WILL be bad.lol. rasputin1980: till december. roomfullof YOU: well maybe you'll win the lottery and rediscover your love rasputin1980: hope so. roomfullof YOU: buy a townhouse rasputin1980: a boathouse. roomfullof YOU: i call it houseboat roomfullof YOU: on the seine! roomfullof YOU: romance night and day roomfullof YOU: i think if i lived in nebraska id be in some sort of boring ass relationships and drink 40s every night rasputin1980: well, it IS nebraska.lol. same thing back home for me too. roomfullof YOU: then haphazardly fuck, and convince myself i'd be hooking up with gorgeous intellectuals in new york rasputin1980: you could be. rasputin1980: if yuh got the dough/trust fund.lol roomfullof YOU: well fuck roomfullof YOU: i dont wanna pay to fuck roomfullof YOU: i went back for a week and i wanted to choke everyone with their sweatbands rasputin1980: yeah, they aren't that cool. rasputin1980: the 80's jogger is out of style. roomfullof YOU: it was like the trends of williamsburg leaked to the midwest and translated very badly rasputin1980: shit, they were doing that when i was in chi. roomfullof YOU: and they thought they were so fucking cool rasputin1980: eh, i say they just share idiocy. roomfullof YOU: if i ever move back im gonna dress like a hasidic woman and melt my brain with drugs roomfullof YOU: and take a thug lover rasputin1980: i'm gonna wear a priest collar. roomfullof YOU: no way, grow the curls roomfullof YOU: you be heim i'll be frime rasputin1980: can we have sex through a hole in a sheet? roomfullof YOU: you can beat the shit out of me and call me a whore when my pantyhose fall down rasputin1980: and eat ham amongst our fellow jews? rasputin1980: i said stop saying things like that!lol. roomfullof YOU: i bet hasids practice the donkey punch rasputin1980: i think they invented it. roomfullof YOU: touche! rasputin1980: i wonder if they treat they're wives like they treat the hookers. roomfullof YOU: i dunno i should ask my landlord roomfullof YOU: he called today but i didnt answer, im playing hard to get rasputin1980: lol. rasputin1980: hang a picture of woody allen in your apartment...mine always kinda wierded out my haci landlord. roomfullof YOU: i bet he'd spit in my eye and make me stuff lox up his ass roomfullof YOU: hahahah rasputin1980: worst landlords ever. roomfullof YOU: they dont like woody? rasputin1980: they do, but he was really confused about it for some reason. roomfullof YOU: he thinks im a nazi rasputin1980: y? roomfullof YOU: german last name, answers the door in short shorts with a large beer in hand rasputin1980: eating a ham sandwich roomfullof YOU: if only roomfullof YOU: im not much of a meat eater but it would be nice to cook up some bacon when he comes to pick up the rent rasputin1980: mmm, you can cook bacon for me anytime. roomfullof YOU: and ham rasputin1980: wait, what are you talking about now....lol. roomfullof YOU: pork rasputin1980: umm....what are you talkign about now? lol. j/k. roomfullof YOU: pork kabobs rasputin1980: thats hot. roomfullof YOU: bacon, ham, sausage and hotdogs on a skewer rasputin1980: stop it... rasputin1980: i'm all wet now. roomfullof YOU: thats why they say its filthy rasputin1980: you have a dirty mouth. roomfullof YOU: and have "meat spoons" rasputin1980: you should say that stuff in bed.. rasputin1980: you will never loose a boy, sounds retarted, but its true. roomfullof YOU: way better than "oh yea" roomfullof YOU: the sound of fucking ensues as the smell of bacon envelopes the young lovers rasputin1980: "you want a piece of this ham".... roomfullof YOU: im taking erotic lit this semester, i hope we get to write rasputin1980: "ooohhhhh......" rasputin1980: "stick that meat spoon in me" roomfullof YOU: "skewer me" rasputin1980: "'yeah, baste it"....

August 24th, 2006, 12:53 AM	#2
Aliotroph? Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The frozen wastes of Quan'ideery Posts: 9,095	That was pointless. I think I'll go stalk gullible women in a bar now. __________________ Aliotroph.post_count++;

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August 24th, 2006, 12:57 AM	#3
jetflock Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,381	thats why its a rant and rave.

August 24th, 2006, 05:23 AM	#4
ace Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Subcurvetania Posts: 3,372	In response to the thread: well that's random enough. Heh. In response to AsstonioWhatever: oh, look, I see that incoherent spam mail now comes in messageboard form! :/

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