Stupid Crooks in Toronto

Boingo the Clown · August 2nd, 2006, 08:59 AM

This happened just yesterday. I saw it on last night's news.

A pair of druggies (a black man, and white woman) broke into a man's home in Toronto yesterday, tied him up, and demanded cash. After a number of hours, with the crooks taking a few drug hits in the mean time, the victim suggested to the couple that they seemed a bit tired and should lie down for a nap. This is exactly what they did. They settled down and went to sleep. The man then escaped from his bonds and called the police. The police arrived and arrested the sleeping couple.

The funniest thing was looking at the tape of them being taken away. The man kept sitting down and falling back to sleep!

I haven't been able to find a posted news story of it on line yet. Please post a link if you find one.

The Gatekeeper · August 2nd, 2006, 10:46 AM

hahahahahahahaha! I almost wet myself from that one!

I'd love to see that one!

Doom_Dude · August 2nd, 2006, 11:15 AM

Good for the dude suggesting that they have a sleep.

Aliotroph? · August 2nd, 2006, 01:15 PM

Hehehe, drugs make you stupid.

Raptor Jesus · August 2nd, 2006, 01:43 PM

lawl. thats awesome.

Nomad · August 2nd, 2006, 02:41 PM

Haha! How hilarious. I'm surprised that wasn't in America!

Boingo the Clown · August 2nd, 2006, 02:52 PM

Yes. It used to be that you only heard about ultra stupid crooks like the in the US, Britain, and some northern Europoen countries. Now Cananda shows that we can take on the world in the much loved dumb crooks category.

If we can get ourselves some good Darwin Award winners, we'll be set!

Monkey · August 2nd, 2006, 05:29 PM

Hehe, that's too good. It reminds me of some horrible things that have been happening around my area, though, which unfortunatley isn't too terribly funny. I don't know if it's made any national news, but Around Mesa/Tempe Arizona, there are two unidentified men going about, one sniping people from buildings, the other raping and killing women. I've never really thought too much of crime in my neighborhood / city, but this has been an eye opener... sort of reminds me of the Son of Sam inncident.

Raptor Jesus · August 2nd, 2006, 07:12 PM

around my area, there was someone who was sniping at cars. luckily, he's been caught.

rustyslacker · August 2nd, 2006, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Monkey

Hehe, that's too good. It reminds me of some horrible things that have been happening around my area, though, which unfortunatley isn't too terribly funny. I don't know if it's made any national news, but Around Mesa/Tempe Arizona, there are two unidentified men going about, one sniping people from buildings, the other raping and killing women. I've never really thought too much of crime in my neighborhood / city, but this has been an eye opener... sort of reminds me of the Son of Sam inncident.

Yep. The now-infamous "Baseline Rapist", named after a nearby road. Hopefully he'll get stoned, fall asleep, and be quickly arrested. He's got everybody scared shitless to leave their homes after dark.

Raptor Jesus · August 2nd, 2006, 08:05 PM

just wondering, you make it sound as if they are working together. are they?

rustyslacker · August 2nd, 2006, 08:48 PM

As far as I can tell, no.

jetflock · August 2nd, 2006, 10:57 PM

i usually live in places where people break in. its usually around 11pm. the thing is i work late nights so i always catch them. its the same thing every time...knock knock.....smash smahs smash...."who the hell are you?"...then they run away...

Jenblaze · August 2nd, 2006, 11:01 PM

haha. thats too funny

God-l-Send-l-Death · August 2nd, 2006, 11:20 PM

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August 2nd, 2006, 08:59 AM	#1
Boingo the Clown Lovable, but not too lovable Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: The true north, strong and free. Posts: 2,308	Stupid Crooks in Toronto This happened just yesterday. I saw it on last night's news. A pair of druggies (a black man, and white woman) broke into a man's home in Toronto yesterday, tied him up, and demanded cash. After a number of hours, with the crooks taking a few drug hits in the mean time, the victim suggested to the couple that they seemed a bit tired and should lie down for a nap. This is exactly what they did. They settled down and went to sleep. The man then escaped from his bonds and called the police. The police arrived and arrested the sleeping couple. The funniest thing was looking at the tape of them being taken away. The man kept sitting down and falling back to sleep! I haven't been able to find a posted news story of it on line yet. Please post a link if you find one. __________________ DeiMWolf doomlegends.com doomlegends fora

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Boingo the Clown Lovable, but not too lovable Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: The true north, strong and free. Posts: 2,308	Yes. It used to be that you only heard about ultra stupid crooks like the in the US, Britain, and some northern Europoen countries. Now Cananda shows that we can take on the world in the much loved dumb crooks category. If we can get ourselves some good Darwin Award winners, we'll be set! __________________ DeiMWolf doomlegends.com doomlegends fora

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August 2nd, 2006, 10:46 AM	#2
The Gatekeeper Commander Keen Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Map 30 from The Plutonia Experiment! The Gateway to Hell! Posts: 407	hahahahahahahaha! I almost wet myself from that one! I'd love to see that one!

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Raptor Jesus Join Date: May 2006 Location: Amerikhastan Posts: 2,756	lawl. thats awesome.

August 2nd, 2006, 02:41 PM	#6
Nomad Keen For Life Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Clinton, UT Posts: 6,253	Haha! How hilarious. I'm surprised that wasn't in America!

August 2nd, 2006, 05:29 PM	#8
Monkey Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: The Long Forgotten Pants of REoL Posts: 363	Hehe, that's too good. It reminds me of some horrible things that have been happening around my area, though, which unfortunatley isn't too terribly funny. I don't know if it's made any national news, but Around Mesa/Tempe Arizona, there are two unidentified men going about, one sniping people from buildings, the other raping and killing women. I've never really thought too much of crime in my neighborhood / city, but this has been an eye opener... sort of reminds me of the Son of Sam inncident.

August 2nd, 2006, 07:12 PM	#9
Raptor Jesus Join Date: May 2006 Location: Amerikhastan Posts: 2,756	around my area, there was someone who was sniping at cars. luckily, he's been caught.

August 2nd, 2006, 08:05 PM	#11
Raptor Jesus Join Date: May 2006 Location: Amerikhastan Posts: 2,756	just wondering, you make it sound as if they are working together. are they?

August 2nd, 2006, 08:48 PM	#12
rustyslacker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Some unclosed sector Posts: 4,663	As far as I can tell, no.

August 2nd, 2006, 10:57 PM	#13
jetflock Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,381	i usually live in places where people break in. its usually around 11pm. the thing is i work late nights so i always catch them. its the same thing every time...knock knock.....smash smahs smash...."who the hell are you?"...then they run away...

August 2nd, 2006, 11:01 PM	#14
Jenblaze Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: MIAMI Posts: 245	haha. thats too funny

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