Banana - The miracle fruit

[PumpkinSmasher]

I got this in an e-mail today. Found it a bit interesting.


After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at the Banana in the same way
again!!
Doctors Home Remedy - If you want a quick fix for flagging energy
levels there's no better snack than a banana. Containing three natural
sugars; sucrose, fructose and glucose - combined with fiber, a banana
gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research
has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous
90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the
world's leading athletes.
But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also
help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and
conditions making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst
people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a
banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein
that the body converts into serotonin known to make you relax, improve
your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains
regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of
hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in
potassium yet low in salt making it the perfect to beat blood pressure.
So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the
banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to
reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were
helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast,
break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown
that the potassium packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils
more alert.
Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help
restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without
resorting to laxatives
Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a
banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach
and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels,
while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body so if you
suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep
blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing
the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it
amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous
system.
Overweight and at work: Studies at the Institute of Psychology in
Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like
chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers
found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The
report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to
control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods
every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw
fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It
also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the
lining of the stomach.
Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a 'cooling'
fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of
expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas
to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers
because they contain the natural mood enhancer, tryptophan.
Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The
B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in
them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the
heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's
water-balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, there by
reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of
a high-potassium banana snack.
Strokes: According to research in 'The New England Journal of
Medicine' eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of
death by strokes by as much as 40%!
Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that, if you want to
kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart,
with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a
plaster or surgical tape! Bruises: If you fall and you have a bruise,
put the inside of the Banana Peel next to your skin on the bruise and
wrap it so that it stays on and your bruise will not be sore. It will
still bruise, but it will not be sore.

So you see a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you
compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the
carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and
iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in
potassium and is one of the best value foods around

[Nomad]

Nifty. I think the monkeys are on to something...

[KoolKat]

Ahh, i'll make it my main diet... I like bananas anyway.

edit: misspelled banana

[Looney]

In 10 years there will be no Banana's

[eX_Do0mY]

NOOO! Bananas are my #1 favorite fruit.

[Exl]

Fruit be damned! Cheese is all the new stuff!

http://www.medicinalfoodnews.com/vol...ue1/cheese.htm

[Ninja_of_DooM]

I love 'nannas. Now I love them even more.

[Amazon_Death]

I love banana's!! I don't want them to be extinct!! They're my favorite fruit to eat!!

By the way, I just ate a banana today with peanut butter.

[XDelusion]

Maybe that's why people try to smoke them.

[Abrax]

I guess that GM does actually have its uses after all. I don't support GM at all, but it may be the saviour of the banana.

[Amazon_Death]

Originally Posted by Abrax

I guess that GM does actually have its uses after all. I don't support GM at all, but it may be the saviour of the banana.

I find that hard to believe but funny

[Doom_Dude]

Originally Posted by Looney

In 10 years there will be no Banana's

That sucksssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!

Cool post by the way PumpkinSmasher.

[PumpkinSmasher]

yea i found all that quite interesting, next time i'm sick i know what i'll be eating.

Awesome...I eat bananas daily but now this will give me even more reason with all these "healing" qualities of it.

[Pieter Enis]

It seems that if you eat to much bananas you get a chicano bum, now tell me what that is because I want to know if it's good or bad

[Doom_Dude]

Originally Posted by Pieter Enis

It seems that if you eat to much bananas you get a chicano bum, now tell me what that is because I want to know if it's good or bad

What is a Chicano bum? I've never been to Chicano. Are the bums bad there?

Originally Posted by Chicano Bum

Hey buddy can you spare a banana?

[Big_al]

You'd probably get a potassium overdose from bananas http://www.acu-cell.com/znk.html

[Nephil]

Originally Posted by XDelusion

Maybe that's why people try to smoke them.

You're not supposed to smoke the banana, you have to smoke the peeling and... oh... *walks away slowly and whistling*

[Looney]

*Checks peels drying in attic...
Hummmm Yep they are ready.
*Now where did I put that Banana Bong... Ahhhh there its ....
*Pufff Puffff
BWCOUGH Cough cough Bwha Cough....
WoooooooW mAn iLOvE GeTtINg pEeLEd

[Tyberious]

lmao!

getting high on banana peels.

I can imagine someone saying that, I have to share that with some of my friends. Thats pretty funny.