Ahahahaahhaahh!!!!!! I Win I Win!

DooMMooD · April 4th, 2004, 06:33 AM

ok, so heres the set up. my mom makes me get up at 8am every sunday so i can go to church at 9am.

However, this is very unfair because i get up at 6am every morning to go to school, and on saturdays i get up at 8am to go to lacrosse practice. so, on the one day when i can sleep in, sunday, my mom makes me get up at 8 so i can go to church. understand that when i sleep without interruption, i can usually go to 11am. so, yesterday night, saturday, i asked my mom if i could sleep in tomorrow, sunday, and not go to church because that was my only day off from everything. she promptly said no. no matter how i pleaded, she said no. so, i set my alarm to 8 and then just went to sleep. then i wake up this morning. cursing and mumbling, i turn on my computer and stare into the screen. now keep in mind that my mom and my stepdad are asleep, they dont get up till 8:50 for church. so when my computer finally boots up and is ready to go, i look at the clock and it says 9:05. I think to myself hmmmmmm.......thats odd. i thought i set my alarm for 8. then i remember that today is the day when we lose an hour and set our clocks forward! my parents forgot this too, so theyre not going to get up until 8:50, at which time it will be 9:50 and church will be nearly over. just when we are about to walk out the door, i shall promptly inform them that today is spring forward day, and they didnt set their clocks. hence, no church for me and im happy as a bug in a rug. I WIN! I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!!! THEY GOT SERVED! just thought i would share this with you all, i think its pretty damn funny.

GoldEyes · April 4th, 2004, 06:40 AM

Do you really win? I mean....you still got up and didn't sleep in. Which is the thing you REALLY wanted to do.

Doom_Dude · April 4th, 2004, 06:57 AM

Well he didn't have to go to church! Yay!

DooMMooD · April 4th, 2004, 06:58 AM

..............................

sLydE · April 4th, 2004, 07:44 AM

man, what church do you go to? i enjoy going to church

*ducks to avoid flying pc parts*

Azrael_ rage · April 4th, 2004, 08:00 AM

Never been to church for a sermon. Never really had to. My family aren't very pushy with their religion. I have gone for weddings and christenings, and I ain't that bothered by it all. But I do enjoy having my sundays off, to do whatever I wanna do.

KoolKat · April 4th, 2004, 08:28 AM

I think (not to start the big religion thing...) that we don't have to go to some weird collective to be closer to God. I can't stand church.

Azrael_ rage · April 4th, 2004, 08:49 AM

Yeah, it'd make much more sense to stand on a ladder, or climb up a tower.

KoolKat · April 4th, 2004, 09:18 AM

That's the belief behind steeples. Look into history, it's kinda (yeah right) interesting. (If you're in the right mindset)

PumpkinSmasher · April 4th, 2004, 12:22 PM

i got to church every sunday. I usually enjoy it. My church has 2 services and i always go to the late service so i can sleep in until around 10:45.

ToXiCFLUFF · April 4th, 2004, 03:28 PM

I'm not religious, but I have been known to go to church occasionally. It's probably extremely blasphemous, and I get a lot of bad looks (understandably), but the atmosphere in churches is something I've always been partial to.

sLydE · April 5th, 2004, 06:01 AM

well, at my church there isn't a "sermon". there are talks that are done by members of the church, and usually those topics are picked by the bishop, but are completely put together and presented by the members. it's cool because it's not always straight doctrine, and you get to hear other member's opinions about certain topics

PumpkinSmasher · April 5th, 2004, 08:10 AM

hey slyde...what denomination are you?

sLydE · April 5th, 2004, 09:27 AM

i am a member of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints

PumpkinSmasher · April 5th, 2004, 09:28 AM

ahh okay. All the people around here that are part of that church are a bit weird, i don't know what its like up North though.

sLydE · April 5th, 2004, 10:07 AM

nah, everyone isn't really weird, different...but not weird. haha, (i'm a recent convert) actually, most of my friends who are in the church are as normal as all of my other friends who are not. some of the other people are a bit kooky, but not necessarily because they belong to the church

PumpkinSmasher · April 5th, 2004, 10:28 AM

Well i'm a Presbyterian. I've never attended that church, but it sounds pretty interesting. There is one about 6 miles from my house. I may visit it one day.

Aliotroph? · April 5th, 2004, 11:14 AM

Methinks DooMMood's parents should be slightly less mean about the church business.

GoldEyes · April 5th, 2004, 11:17 AM

D2H had to goto church every Sunday, til he was 18.

April 5th, 2004, 12:05 PM

thats great you got them!
im glad you won
it feels good to win sometimes

April 4th, 2004, 06:33 AM	#1
DooMMooD Commander Keen Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: The Place of Know Building place Posts: 715	Ahahahaahhaahh!!!!!! I Win I Win! ok, so heres the set up. my mom makes me get up at 8am every sunday so i can go to church at 9am. However, this is very unfair because i get up at 6am every morning to go to school, and on saturdays i get up at 8am to go to lacrosse practice. so, on the one day when i can sleep in, sunday, my mom makes me get up at 8 so i can go to church. understand that when i sleep without interruption, i can usually go to 11am. so, yesterday night, saturday, i asked my mom if i could sleep in tomorrow, sunday, and not go to church because that was my only day off from everything. she promptly said no. no matter how i pleaded, she said no. so, i set my alarm to 8 and then just went to sleep. then i wake up this morning. cursing and mumbling, i turn on my computer and stare into the screen. now keep in mind that my mom and my stepdad are asleep, they dont get up till 8:50 for church. so when my computer finally boots up and is ready to go, i look at the clock and it says 9:05. I think to myself hmmmmmm.......thats odd. i thought i set my alarm for 8. then i remember that today is the day when we lose an hour and set our clocks forward! my parents forgot this too, so theyre not going to get up until 8:50, at which time it will be 9:50 and church will be nearly over. just when we are about to walk out the door, i shall promptly inform them that today is spring forward day, and they didnt set their clocks. hence, no church for me and im happy as a bug in a rug. I WIN! I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!!! THEY GOT SERVED! just thought i would share this with you all, i think its pretty damn funny.

April 5th, 2004, 11:14 AM	#18
Aliotroph? Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The frozen wastes of Quan'ideery Posts: 9,097	Methinks DooMMood's parents should be slightly less mean about the church business. __________________ Aliotroph.post_count++;

April 5th, 2004, 12:05 PM	#20
Doom4Ever Guest Posts: n/a	thats great you got them! im glad you won it feels good to win sometimes Last edited by Doom4Ever; April 5th, 2004 at 12:20 PM.

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April 4th, 2004, 06:40 AM	#2
GoldEyes Commander Keen Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: OH Posts: 2,455	Do you really win? I mean....you still got up and didn't sleep in. Which is the thing you REALLY wanted to do.

April 4th, 2004, 06:57 AM	#3
Doom_Dude Spazztronik Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 10,520	Well he didn't have to go to church! Yay!

April 4th, 2004, 06:58 AM	#4
DooMMooD Commander Keen Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: The Place of Know Building place Posts: 715	..............................

April 4th, 2004, 07:44 AM	#5
sLydE Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mount Savage, MD, USA Posts: 1,736	man, what church do you go to? i enjoy going to church ducks to avoid flying pc parts

April 4th, 2004, 08:00 AM	#6
Azrael_ rage Commander Keen Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ramsgate, South-east England. Posts: 981	Never been to church for a sermon. Never really had to. My family aren't very pushy with their religion. I have gone for weddings and christenings, and I ain't that bothered by it all. But I do enjoy having my sundays off, to do whatever I wanna do.

April 4th, 2004, 08:28 AM	#7
KoolKat Commander Keen Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 189	I think (not to start the big religion thing...) that we don't have to go to some weird collective to be closer to God. I can't stand church.

April 4th, 2004, 08:49 AM	#8
Azrael_ rage Commander Keen Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ramsgate, South-east England. Posts: 981	Yeah, it'd make much more sense to stand on a ladder, or climb up a tower.

April 4th, 2004, 09:18 AM	#9
KoolKat Commander Keen Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 189	That's the belief behind steeples. Look into history, it's kinda (yeah right) interesting. (If you're in the right mindset)

April 4th, 2004, 12:22 PM	#10
PumpkinSmasher Join Date: May 2003 Location: HTML Hole Posts: 5,063	i got to church every sunday. I usually enjoy it. My church has 2 services and i always go to the late service so i can sleep in until around 10:45.

April 4th, 2004, 03:28 PM	#11
ToXiCFLUFF Commander Keen Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,596	I'm not religious, but I have been known to go to church occasionally. It's probably extremely blasphemous, and I get a lot of bad looks (understandably), but the atmosphere in churches is something I've always been partial to.

April 5th, 2004, 06:01 AM	#12
sLydE Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mount Savage, MD, USA Posts: 1,736	well, at my church there isn't a "sermon". there are talks that are done by members of the church, and usually those topics are picked by the bishop, but are completely put together and presented by the members. it's cool because it's not always straight doctrine, and you get to hear other member's opinions about certain topics

April 5th, 2004, 08:10 AM	#13
PumpkinSmasher Join Date: May 2003 Location: HTML Hole Posts: 5,063	hey slyde...what denomination are you?

April 5th, 2004, 09:27 AM	#14
sLydE Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mount Savage, MD, USA Posts: 1,736	i am a member of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints

April 5th, 2004, 09:28 AM	#15
PumpkinSmasher Join Date: May 2003 Location: HTML Hole Posts: 5,063	ahh okay. All the people around here that are part of that church are a bit weird, i don't know what its like up North though.

April 5th, 2004, 10:07 AM	#16
sLydE Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mount Savage, MD, USA Posts: 1,736	nah, everyone isn't really weird, different...but not weird. haha, (i'm a recent convert) actually, most of my friends who are in the church are as normal as all of my other friends who are not. some of the other people are a bit kooky, but not necessarily because they belong to the church

April 5th, 2004, 10:28 AM	#17
PumpkinSmasher Join Date: May 2003 Location: HTML Hole Posts: 5,063	Well i'm a Presbyterian. I've never attended that church, but it sounds pretty interesting. There is one about 6 miles from my house. I may visit it one day.

April 5th, 2004, 11:17 AM	#19
GoldEyes Commander Keen Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: OH Posts: 2,455	D2H had to goto church every Sunday, til he was 18.

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