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August 22nd, 2000, 11:56 PM
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Commander Keen
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September 1'st is coming, and that's International Pants Day!
The holiday celebrates pants, and their importance in society. Nothing says you care, like the gift of new pants. "God Bless Pants!"Now if there was an International Belt Day.... ------------------ King REoL REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going.... [This message has been edited by King REoL (edited 08-23-2000).] |
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August 23rd, 2000, 09:31 AM
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Only in America would you have a thing like International Pants Day.
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August 23rd, 2000, 10:45 AM
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Is it true that there is a state-wide Brassiere Day where you come from, King REoL?
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August 23rd, 2000, 10:54 AM
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That is possible in the state of confusion. Anything is, even a International Bug House Day.
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August 23rd, 2000, 11:53 AM
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Are we talking pants as in the british definition (underware designed to keep your penis in position and to stop it flapping around) or American pants (boing old trousers?)
State of confusion? You should see the state of my pants. (britsh version) |
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August 23rd, 2000, 02:37 PM
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The Revenant wears pants.....
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August 23rd, 2000, 03:39 PM
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If ya look under King REoL's name you'll see he's from the state of confusion. It's somwheres in America.
Over here pants=trousers=jeans. We keep our weiners in our shorts, not pants. ------------------ The only good Vile is a dead Vile . |
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August 23rd, 2000, 11:20 PM
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King REoL is pants! This topic is pants! Newdoom.com is pants!
![]() LOL @ the British :P International Pants Day? You cannot be serious... you bloody Americans have days for EVERYTHING! Boss' day, Secretaries day? What the hell? Any opportunity to throw a party, eh? Well in Australia, we throw a party at any opportunity too, but we don't mark the bloody calendar with it! We call them "Friday Night" and "Saturday Night"! Pretty WEIRD eh?
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August 23rd, 2000, 11:28 PM
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Commander Keen
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If there was a such holiday. It's just another crazy topic I started.
In Japan, they have an anual Sex Parade, where they celebrate bondage. Giant vagina and penis floats go through Tokyo (or some large city). Funny thing is, about 90% of the spectators are American. THAT parade is real. ------------------ King REoL REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going.... |
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August 23rd, 2000, 11:29 PM
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Zack Sayeth:
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August 23rd, 2000, 11:32 PM
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Darknation Sayeth:
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In America, they're shorts, underwear, or plain absent. ![]() ------------------ King REoL REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going.... |
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August 24th, 2000, 10:38 AM
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Well i can't wait for the Canadian Rat Tossing Festival. Whoever throws the furthest rodent wins the Rodentula Trophy. If the rodent bites a contestant, he or she is disqualified and must wear the pants of Rat.
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August 24th, 2000, 04:41 PM
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Finite sayeth:
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August 25th, 2000, 09:22 PM
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hahahahahaha
ahhh the beauty of ambiguity ![]() ------ Finite should really put a permanent signature in his profile.... |
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August 26th, 2000, 10:16 AM
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Rat Toss? Just about as fun as the Baby Seal Drop.
We go atop a 10 story building, and pack a live baby seal in a box, in a way that it'll be unharmed after a 10 story fall. For 10 years, there hasn't been a winner, nor a surviving seal. ------------------ King REoL REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going.... |
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August 26th, 2000, 04:49 PM
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Well on squirrel round up day we all go out and try and see who can round up the most squirrels with a sharp stick and a wad of chewing gum.
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August 27th, 2000, 02:43 AM
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Well i can't wait for the Canadian Rat Tossing Festival. Whoever throws the furthest rodent wins the Rodentula Trophy. If the rodent bites a contestant, he or she is disqualified and must wear the pants of Rat.
In Ieper (belgium) they trow cats from a tower. Sadly enough the greenpisses of this world replaced the cat with a stuffed one. Why o why is there not a quote button |
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August 27th, 2000, 11:25 AM
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The squerel gathering event sounds great! I should try it!
I wasn't too thrilled about the "Infants With Flamethrowers" contest. The arena was too small. ------------------ King REoL REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going.... |
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August 29th, 2000, 08:47 AM
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Does that wear pants NO. Sorry but I have a slight Revenant obsession |
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August 29th, 2000, 09:13 AM
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Two thumbs up for the revenant and the ArchVile.......the best two monsters in Doom.
I agree with ya.........no pants. Never was any pants and never will be any pants... .......but Stphrz was having a joke and it was sorta funny, sorry. ------------------ The only good Vile is a dead Vile . [This message has been edited by Doom_Dude (edited 08-29-2000).] |
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