The Dedicated Winona Thread

[Doom_Dude]

So Finland is next to Cimmeria?

[Danimetal]

Actually, Finland is how Cimmeria is known these days. The admiration all Finnish males feel towards sweaty and over-muscled barbarians is their Cimmerian legacy, living on through the ages.

[FATAL]

We can't help it.

[Danimetal]

Lol... Now that I think of it, did you guys know that the Conan movie was filmed in Almeria, Spain?. It´s not really far from where I live. I bet that if Fatal knew that he could have crafted an awesome counter-attack-post .

[FATAL]

Haha, you bet!

[Doom_Dude]

Ahhh I think I knew they filmed in Spain but forgot about it.

Speaking of Conan, did you know they're making an animated adaptation of Red Nails?

[Danimetal]

Animated you mean... Like... You know, animated?. Like Mickey Mouse and Aladdin?. That would be great!. There was some Conan TV show but it depicted a Conan that was too friendly and legal to be believable. Children got an unreal image of the great Cimmerian!.

[Doom_Dude]

Yes animated!!!! Their site is under construction ------>Red Nails Site but they had stuff on the site before they decided to change it for whatever reasons and the few screens & art they showed looked pretty nice. I read that it's supposed to go straight to DVD when they finish.

Yeah the TV show wasn't all that great although the guy who played Conan did look the part.... he just needed to do more killing stuff, boozing and such instead of all that talking crap.

Hay found a poster jobby for the Red Nails film.



Here is a link with some concept art and such: right here

[Danimetal]

I would like to write something but I am drooling to much... Incredible... Conan rises again on my screen...

[Doom_Dude]

Aye. By Crom this better be good.

*digs out Savage Sword of Conan collection*

[Ninja_of_DooM]

I came here expecting the thread to be living up to it's namesake. I must have forgotten I was int he wrong forum.

Soooo, any ideas when this thing's coming out? While I've never been a big Conan fan I guess I just want to know.

EDIT: Ah nuts!! I just realised this thread has been dead for almost a year.

[lucius octavion]

Lol, the ninja makes a slip!

[Doom_Dude]

Hahaha Ninja messed up.

I dunno when it's coming out. They last updated the site in October...

[Aliotroph?]

I forgot this thread existed. lol I think I forgot to post a thread for Winon's birthday a couple months ago. How'd we get to Conan?

[Ninja_of_DooM]

I tripped on some Ninja caltrops and poked one of my yes out. Tht's my excuse for the bumpage. Anyway, this thread was still on the first page.

Originally Posted by Danimetal

That must be the explanation for them being always dressed in barbarian-like furs.

Right around this point on the previous page. Someone mentions the word 'Barbarian' and suddenly this thread turns into a Conanfest.

[Doom_Dude]

Originally Posted by Aliotroph?

How'd we get to Conan?

Winona got boring.

[Aliotroph?]

Well, that much is obvious and expected, but it's weird how we got to Conan. I should go read the rest of this thread again.

At any rate, I never saw these Conan shows.

[Doom_Dude]

Well it's one show actually. An animated film adaptation of the Robert E Howard novel Red Nails. I'm hoping it will be cool. They sure are taking their time finishing it.

As for Winona. She needs to do more movies. That Scanner film.... I watched 15 minutes and got bored. The weirdo animation in that thing is distracting.

[Aliotroph?]

Guess you should go watch Alien Resurrection again to make you feel better!

I need some new sci-fi to watch. Nobody's making any lately. I guess that's what we get for letting them make the last batch of shitty ones.

[Doom_Dude]

I don't think AR is gonna do it for me. I think Winona should do something new. She keeps laying low too much these days. I think her and Rachel Weisz should team up for a film, at least it would be easy on the eyes.