The DethAlbum

[Raptor Jesus]

The Dethalbum (http://dethalbum.com/)

I'm so excited about this CD coming out. I have the deluxe version on pre-order <3. I've heard some of the leak songs and it sounds awesome. Anyone else excited as I am for the release of this along with the new season of Metalocalypse?

[Nomad]

It sounds decent so far. Gene Hoglan does a much better job at drumming from the drum machine hackjob they had done before, but it's still pretty watered down, which is expected for something so mainstream.

[Giftmacher]

Yes, I'm going to get it. Can't wait for it to come out. :D
Hope I can find the deluxe edition, I read it's got the first episode of season two on it.

[+Acyclitor+]

I hate that show

[Nomad]

You're so kvlt it hurts.

[rustyslacker]

I hate that show
It taught me how to gives myself a real cool blowjob!

I probably won't buy it. I have MP3s of the Dethklok songs that I like (Thunderhorse, Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle, Dethharmonic)

[Giftmacher]

It taught me how to gives myself a real cool blowjob!
To award Toki for his brave work today, I should like to give him something the rest of you may one day earn: The bannana thticker! *laugh*

[+Acyclitor+]

You're so kvlt it hurts.I know... Toki is ok though, he is the only part of that show that ever made me chuckle

[Giftmacher]

I know... Toki is ok though, he is the only part of that show that ever made me chuckle
I think his funniest part in the show is where the band ejected him out of their sub while he was floating in a tank of liquid oxygen, and he did his little "Underwater friends" song. Kind of stupid, yet kind of funny.

[Nomad]

Nah, Toki's best parts are when his parents are around in Dethfam. :P

I like his braided pigtails, though. Kudos to whoever can tell who that references. Kyle isn't allowed to answer.

[Giftmacher]

I like his braided pigtails, though. Kudos to whoever can tell who that references. Kyle isn't allowed to answer.
Erm... PreformanceKlok?

"Yer hurtin' each otherth feelings! And why? At... at the end of thuh day whath tho great about that?"
Easily my favorite episode. :D

[Nomad]

Well, yes, in PerformanceKlock, Toki wears braided pigtails. I am asking who that is in reference to. You're probably too much of a metal noob to know.

[Giftmacher]

Well, yes, in PerformanceKlock, Toki wears braided pigtails. I am asking who that is in reference to. You're probably too much of a metal noob to know.
No idea. I primarily only listen to four metal bands, I don't get out much. *laugh*

EDIT: Sorry, make that five.

[Nomad]

I only expect one other person here to know, really (who would be +Acyclitor+). Possibly Rusty would know, and Danimetal might.

But I'm not going to spoil it. It's an easy reference if you know anything about black metal. :D

[Giftmacher]

It's an easy reference if you know anything about black metal. :D
And I don't. *haahaa*
It all sounds the same to me, at least from what little of it I've heard.

[+Acyclitor+]

I actually have no idea who your talking about, Nomad. probably so obvious I'm overlooking it. show me a picture of toki with the braids and I'll probably get it

EDIT: Sorry, make that five.please tell me you aren't counting dethklok...

[Nomad]

This is the only picture I could find, and I had to crop half of it because it was juxtaposed right next to the person it is referencing. :P

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/890/tokiwartoothnp3.jpg

[+Acyclitor+]

I guess he kind of looks like a certain Norwegian prison inmate, but I don't know what the braids have to do with it

[Giftmacher]

please tell me you aren't counting dethklok...
No, I just forgot Slayer. *evilol*

I only have like three DethKlok songs anyway, and I've only listened to one of them.

[Nomad]

I guess he kind of looks like a certain Norwegian prison inmate, but I don't know what the braids have to do with it

Yeah, you are on the right track. Haven't you seen pictures from his trial?

Here's the full picture:
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6627/1247013178lez3.jpg

You should read this Article on the Burzum site (http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/a_burzum_story02.shtml) that Varg wrote about why he killed Euronymous. He mentiones a journalist commenting on his hair, which I thought was pretty funny:

The "Alpha male" journalist (Michael Grundt Spang) writing for Norway's biggest newspaper, even spent time writing about my hair and generally how I looked. According to him I "threw" my "mouse-brown pigtails" around "like a girl", and I didn't have an "evil glow" surrounding me at all, as could be expected from an "evil Satanist" like me, and so forth. He was obviously very disappointed by the fact that I didn't look "evil". It never seemed to occur to him that I might not look like an "evil Satanist", simply because I wasn't an "evil Satanist"... Snorre was described as just "a smaller, thinner and paler version of the Count". The journalist surely didn't intend for it to be funny, but it certainly was, because it was just so incredibly foolish.

[rustyslacker]

What about..

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ed/Toki_and_swiskar.jpg/180px-Toki_and_swiskar.jpghttp://www.metaleater.com/images/bands/nevermore/jl1.jpg

OR

http://z.about.com/d/heavymetal/1/0/_/6/-/-/013_alexi_laiho.jpg ?

Resemblance?

Cyber cookie for someone NOT named Acyclitor who can name both guitarists!

[Giftmacher]

I know who the bottom one is, but I cheated. I just read the filename. :D

[Nomad]

Yeah, I'm not sure who Skwiesgar is supposed to be like. Nathan is obviously Corpsegrinder's twin.

[Raptor Jesus]

Hmm... I never knew all of this before.

My favorite Toki moment is the on the episode where Skwiesgar does the guitar lesson on TV.

"I'm Toki. I slipped in and out of diabetic coma. Candy, taste like chicken, if chicken was a candy" xD.

I also in BluesKlok where the guy is trying to teach Toki and Skwiesgar the blues sound and they can't play as slow as he can :P.

[+Acyclitor+]

Hmm... I never knew all of this before.nobody who watches the show does, with the apparent exceptions of Nomad and Rusty

[Nomad]

That's really the funnest part of the show, is picking out all of the references to real metal. The show may be gay, but the folks behind it at least did their homework.

[Giftmacher]

That's really the funnest part of the show, is picking out all of the references to real metal. The show may be gay, but the folks behind it at least did their homework.
Like in the first episode where Nathan gets on the intercom mic at a grocery store and says "try our hammer smashed head!" or something like that, and makes various references to Cannibal corpse songs.

[Nomad]

Rotted Body Landslide, Every Bone Broken, and Hammer Smashed Face. :P

The grocery store was also called Finntroll's, which Finntroll is a Finnish black/folk metal band. :P

[Giftmacher]

That's it. Hammer smashed face, not hammer smashed head. *haahaa*

[Danimetal]

What about..

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ed/Toki_and_swiskar.jpg/180px-Toki_and_swiskar.jpghttp://www.metaleater.com/images/bands/nevermore/jl1.jpg

OR

http://z.about.com/d/heavymetal/1/0/_/6/-/-/013_alexi_laiho.jpg ?

Resemblance?

Cyber cookie for someone NOT named Acyclitor who can name both guitarists!
Alexi Laihlo and Jeff Loomis?. Loomis looks like more kind and happy in real life :P.

[Giftmacher]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/dayghne/Eman/john_bonham.jpg
It's Murderface! :D

[Nomad]

Except John Bonham is a drummer. I expect Murderface is inspired by someone from a Motörhead era band.

[Giftmacher]

Except John Bonham is a drummer. I expect Murderface is inspired by someone from a Motörhead era band.
Eh, I was just doing it for lols. *monkey*

Coincidentally I found the picture in a "DethKlok modelled after real people?" thread on the Adult Swim forums while googleing Murderface.

[Danimetal]

Bonham had an incredible right foot.