beanenator1
March 8th, 2007, 06:56 AM
I Will now post the dialoge here
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Dialog:
Bob: So Bean Hows duty been?
Bean: Good Sir, how's been relaxing Been?
Bob: Good, Bean, I need you to do a Favor for me.
Bean: Sure sir.
Bob: I need you to Sneek to the other base and...
Bean: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, That's FucKing Sucide, go send Marine in.
Bob: You said you would.
Bean: But I thought...
Bob: But nothing! Go do it.
Zorah Walks in whistling.
Bob: Where in the name of Hitler have you been?
Zorah: Well, I-I have been cleaning out the fridge.
Bob: we don't have a fridge, Douche pump!
Zorah: OK I was really working on a New way to travel from point A to Point C.
Bob and Bean: Why?!?
Zorah: Because at point B somebody could be waiting for you that you don't like.
BOB: That's so Fucking dumb Zorah.
Bean: Yea I agree, You still wouldn't know what's on the other side.
Bob: Zorah, since that was so dumb, you get Beans job.
Zorah: What is it?
Bob: You get to go go to the other base and grab there flag and bring it back.
Zorah: Ahh, Shit.
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Go to blue
Jive: Fall in.
Jive: I said Fall in. Where the hell is everybody.
Shitbag: Sir, I'm here. and I'm glad to report that noones been injured.
Jive: Numbnuts this is a war, A FUCKING WAR! People are supposed to get
injured, actually they're supposed to Die, not just be injured.
Shitbag: Well, I suppose your right. but I prefer Noone dieing
Shadow: How's it going sirs?
Jive: Shadow which wuld you rather have, Death or happy fuzziness and No death?
Shadow: Is this a trick question?
Jive: No
Shadow: The Death part, why because I'm good at shooting thus things die.
Jive: Good Answer you move up in the rankings.
Shit: What the Fuck! I've been 3rd in command for 9 and a half years. This sucks diarrhea ass Shit!
Shadow: Could you haveput that in a stranger way?
Shit: Shut the Hell up donkey porking assmuching fucknut!
Shadow: Ok wahever.
Shit walks off
Jive: you now get shitbags position.
Shadow: cool.
Jive: And your first duty is...
Shadow: I think I hear Ismaele Screaming.
Jive turns and looks and says: But I don't hear...
Jive turns around and Says: Well I guess He'll find out the hard way.
You hear Shadow Fall and say Shit! That hurts, Gotta get out of the lava,lava bad.
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Go to red
Bean Everyone grab your {insert weapon here)
Zorah: i guess i will just go over here by the fridge where no one can see me Ok bye
Bean: Get back here
zorah : ummm okay
Bob: just go.. NO not that way
zora : do i have to
Bob: do i have to get the Rubber ducky out
Zorah:We have a rubber duck?
Bean Yeah remember that insident were 5000 of are men died?
Zorah:yes.
Bean: well that had to do with that ducky
Zorah: Holy Shit.
Bob: now get your pansy Sorry duck lovin self down to that base
zora: ok but can i take marine with me
Bob: No, well ok as long as I can shoot him once for wantting to come with you.
Marine: sir: I'm already here.
Bob fires
Marine: Oww! Why did you do that?
Bob: because you were supposed to be finding that rubber duck
Marine: i swear it was maria that took the diamond from mexico
Bob: and who the hell is maria? Marines walks slowly away
Bob: thats what i thought be my man bitch
bean: why are we talking in long dialoge and why aren't those two geting the flag!your imaginary girlfriend.
Bob: Well... Look clouds. Bean looks away and then
Bob runs away.
go to Blue Base
System:Is that cheese, I smell burning cheese.
Skard: No that's just me.
jive: hmmm did you push the red button again
System: Doesn't that erase all of the history of the universe?
Jive: No that's the 3-D holographic metal black button.
System: wouldn't that be imposssible to press?
Jive:logical speaking yes but we are 2d sprites liveing in a computer
System: so that explains the annoying hole in the wall
Marine: That wasn't their earlier.
jive: actually that is my new pet furball
Skard then how can we see it?
jive:its invisible see look at it bark.
Skard:cough cough
System: What the fuck! he just couee its invisible
Skard: i belive you come on lets oh crap ghed when you said bark.
System: Oh That's just bad did it shit?
Jive: no... Yes it did.
Skard:why is there a gun in my face
Zorah: I need the flag, oth
Bean:whos been takeing hostage otherwise he's being takin hostage.
System: Numb nuts it's Skard.
bean:imposible i planted the a tracking device up his butt
System: What do I care
Semtary: that wasent a tracking devices
Bean: What
System:so what is it
Sematary: It was... (fades away)
Skard wakes from a dream.
Skard screams System comes along
System: What the fuck are you doing
Skard:A very horrible dream of cruel reality
System: Well, next time, could you try not to wake the rest of the fucking universe up!?
Skard: Maybe.
Semtary:what is a rubber ducky
Bean: it's a thing you play with while bathing or in our case a wepon of mass destruction.
Zorah starts singing the ultimate showdown of ultimate desinty
Bob:why are you singing randomly
bean:peanutbutter jellytime
BOb:Wtf
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Dialog:
Bob: So Bean Hows duty been?
Bean: Good Sir, how's been relaxing Been?
Bob: Good, Bean, I need you to do a Favor for me.
Bean: Sure sir.
Bob: I need you to Sneek to the other base and...
Bean: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, That's FucKing Sucide, go send Marine in.
Bob: You said you would.
Bean: But I thought...
Bob: But nothing! Go do it.
Zorah Walks in whistling.
Bob: Where in the name of Hitler have you been?
Zorah: Well, I-I have been cleaning out the fridge.
Bob: we don't have a fridge, Douche pump!
Zorah: OK I was really working on a New way to travel from point A to Point C.
Bob and Bean: Why?!?
Zorah: Because at point B somebody could be waiting for you that you don't like.
BOB: That's so Fucking dumb Zorah.
Bean: Yea I agree, You still wouldn't know what's on the other side.
Bob: Zorah, since that was so dumb, you get Beans job.
Zorah: What is it?
Bob: You get to go go to the other base and grab there flag and bring it back.
Zorah: Ahh, Shit.
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Go to blue
Jive: Fall in.
Jive: I said Fall in. Where the hell is everybody.
Shitbag: Sir, I'm here. and I'm glad to report that noones been injured.
Jive: Numbnuts this is a war, A FUCKING WAR! People are supposed to get
injured, actually they're supposed to Die, not just be injured.
Shitbag: Well, I suppose your right. but I prefer Noone dieing
Shadow: How's it going sirs?
Jive: Shadow which wuld you rather have, Death or happy fuzziness and No death?
Shadow: Is this a trick question?
Jive: No
Shadow: The Death part, why because I'm good at shooting thus things die.
Jive: Good Answer you move up in the rankings.
Shit: What the Fuck! I've been 3rd in command for 9 and a half years. This sucks diarrhea ass Shit!
Shadow: Could you haveput that in a stranger way?
Shit: Shut the Hell up donkey porking assmuching fucknut!
Shadow: Ok wahever.
Shit walks off
Jive: you now get shitbags position.
Shadow: cool.
Jive: And your first duty is...
Shadow: I think I hear Ismaele Screaming.
Jive turns and looks and says: But I don't hear...
Jive turns around and Says: Well I guess He'll find out the hard way.
You hear Shadow Fall and say Shit! That hurts, Gotta get out of the lava,lava bad.
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Go to red
Bean Everyone grab your {insert weapon here)
Zorah: i guess i will just go over here by the fridge where no one can see me Ok bye
Bean: Get back here
zorah : ummm okay
Bob: just go.. NO not that way
zora : do i have to
Bob: do i have to get the Rubber ducky out
Zorah:We have a rubber duck?
Bean Yeah remember that insident were 5000 of are men died?
Zorah:yes.
Bean: well that had to do with that ducky
Zorah: Holy Shit.
Bob: now get your pansy Sorry duck lovin self down to that base
zora: ok but can i take marine with me
Bob: No, well ok as long as I can shoot him once for wantting to come with you.
Marine: sir: I'm already here.
Bob fires
Marine: Oww! Why did you do that?
Bob: because you were supposed to be finding that rubber duck
Marine: i swear it was maria that took the diamond from mexico
Bob: and who the hell is maria? Marines walks slowly away
Bob: thats what i thought be my man bitch
bean: why are we talking in long dialoge and why aren't those two geting the flag!your imaginary girlfriend.
Bob: Well... Look clouds. Bean looks away and then
Bob runs away.
go to Blue Base
System:Is that cheese, I smell burning cheese.
Skard: No that's just me.
jive: hmmm did you push the red button again
System: Doesn't that erase all of the history of the universe?
Jive: No that's the 3-D holographic metal black button.
System: wouldn't that be imposssible to press?
Jive:logical speaking yes but we are 2d sprites liveing in a computer
System: so that explains the annoying hole in the wall
Marine: That wasn't their earlier.
jive: actually that is my new pet furball
Skard then how can we see it?
jive:its invisible see look at it bark.
Skard:cough cough
System: What the fuck! he just couee its invisible
Skard: i belive you come on lets oh crap ghed when you said bark.
System: Oh That's just bad did it shit?
Jive: no... Yes it did.
Skard:why is there a gun in my face
Zorah: I need the flag, oth
Bean:whos been takeing hostage otherwise he's being takin hostage.
System: Numb nuts it's Skard.
bean:imposible i planted the a tracking device up his butt
System: What do I care
Semtary: that wasent a tracking devices
Bean: What
System:so what is it
Sematary: It was... (fades away)
Skard wakes from a dream.
Skard screams System comes along
System: What the fuck are you doing
Skard:A very horrible dream of cruel reality
System: Well, next time, could you try not to wake the rest of the fucking universe up!?
Skard: Maybe.
Semtary:what is a rubber ducky
Bean: it's a thing you play with while bathing or in our case a wepon of mass destruction.
Zorah starts singing the ultimate showdown of ultimate desinty
Bob:why are you singing randomly
bean:peanutbutter jellytime
BOb:Wtf