Booty Call

[Boingo the Clown]

Prison officials in El Salvador discovered four convicts using cell phones to continue running their criminal operations, with additional frequency chips to keep them from being traced.

Guess where they were hiding the phones.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060907/D8JVOL7O1.html

[Anakite]

*rofl* Wow, that's great.

[qwerqsar]

"Gotta go to the toilet... my wife is calling!"

I wonder if they were on vibrating...

[rustyslacker]

I dunno...

"DUDE! Your ass is ringing!"

[Dutch Devil]

Its an good thing cell phones are getting smaller and smaller less painfull when you have to shuff it up your ass.
Cellphones with an turd smell added to it how nice*chuck*

[Boingo the Clown]

I wonder if perhaps the guards began to get suspicious when these same four guys consistantly had a rauchy smell coming from their right hands and the right sides of their faces.

[The Undertaker]

Now thats what I call dedication. I'm sure you'll get a job anywhere with that on your resume.

[g6672D]

Ugh. This lot must've watched Jackass the Movie. :p Man that was horrible...

[Dutch Devil]

The toy car part was my favourite one :p I want Jackass back on tv damnit.

[jetflock]

i was a little disturbed about the charger....

[Boingo the Clown]

BZZZZT! BZZZZT! Oh yeah!

[Doom_Dude]

The guy hid the charger in his caboose.*shocked*

[Boingo the Clown]

So the article says.

[Doom_Dude]

So did the other guys with cells ask if they could bum his charger? *drunk*