jetflock
August 24th, 2006, 12:34 AM
rasputin1980: i hate sex, though i don't mind it. i think everyone is a fool.
roomfullof YOU: what do you hate about it
rasputin1980: the people.
roomfullof YOU: so better to fuck a banana peel?
rasputin1980: no.
rasputin1980: i just think people don't understand sex. i think the ego was created from a giant scare in human history....now it has taken over, and everyone is petty.
roomfullof YOU: people really don't understand it here
rasputin1980: especially form bartending, i get to see men stalking girls in the bar, plying them with coke, then dragging them home to fuck, stuff like that...
rasputin1980: though, smaller things too.;
roomfullof YOU: misery or a solid case of herpes is a price they're willing to pay for repeated nights of random fucks
rasputin1980: yep. and the only position the hipsters know anyways is missionary.
roomfullof YOU: sadly im sure thats exactly what happened to the roomie tonight
roomfullof YOU: shes so naive she really believes they will want to be her boyfriend
rasputin1980: heh, she should wait a bit to fuck them....
rasputin1980: i suppose she doesn't want to here that?
roomfullof YOU: yea hipsters do only do missionary
roomfullof YOU: sometimes you just fucking want it from behind...jeeeez.
rasputin1980: it doesn't matter anyways, once people get a bit older, they act even worse, early mid-life crisis.
roomfullof YOU: yea she'll never wait
roomfullof YOU: because she parties with fucktards
rasputin1980: i hate williamsburg.lol.
roomfullof YOU: yea gotta go to the UWS to get it doggy
rasputin1980: stop getting me all hot and bothered.lol
roomfullof YOU: no you're a unich
rasputin1980: yeah, some would say so.lol.
roomfullof YOU: i have to many fantasies involving ripping chunks of ibanker hair out
rasputin1980: i wonder though, if i break up, i wonder how long it would take me to ever sleep with somebody else.
roomfullof YOU: either no time at all or a long ass time
rasputin1980: i guess it depends if i follow trends, and just get drunk and do it.
roomfullof YOU: do you still live together?
rasputin1980: and it WILL be bad.lol.
rasputin1980: till december.
roomfullof YOU: well maybe you'll win the lottery and rediscover your love
rasputin1980: hope so.
roomfullof YOU: buy a townhouse
rasputin1980: a boathouse.
roomfullof YOU: i call it houseboat
roomfullof YOU: on the seine!
roomfullof YOU: romance night and day
roomfullof YOU: i think if i lived in nebraska id be in some sort of boring ass relationships and drink 40s every night
rasputin1980: well, it IS nebraska.lol. same thing back home for me too.
roomfullof YOU: then haphazardly fuck, and convince myself i'd be hooking up with gorgeous intellectuals in new york
rasputin1980: you could be.
rasputin1980: if yuh got the dough/trust fund.lol
roomfullof YOU: well fuck
roomfullof YOU: i dont wanna pay to fuck
roomfullof YOU: i went back for a week and i wanted to choke everyone with their sweatbands
rasputin1980: yeah, they aren't that cool.
rasputin1980: the 80's jogger is out of style.
roomfullof YOU: it was like the trends of williamsburg leaked to the midwest and translated very badly
rasputin1980: shit, they were doing that when i was in chi.
roomfullof YOU: and they thought they were so fucking cool
rasputin1980: eh, i say they just share idiocy.
roomfullof YOU: if i ever move back im gonna dress like a hasidic woman and melt my brain with drugs
roomfullof YOU: and take a thug lover
rasputin1980: i'm gonna wear a priest collar.
roomfullof YOU: no way, grow the curls
roomfullof YOU: you be heim i'll be frime
rasputin1980: can we have sex through a hole in a sheet?
roomfullof YOU: you can beat the shit out of me and call me a whore when my pantyhose fall down
rasputin1980: and eat ham amongst our fellow jews?
rasputin1980: i said stop saying things like that!lol.
roomfullof YOU: i bet hasids practice the donkey punch
rasputin1980: i think they invented it.
roomfullof YOU: touche!
rasputin1980: i wonder if they treat they're wives like they treat the hookers.
roomfullof YOU: i dunno i should ask my landlord
roomfullof YOU: he called today but i didnt answer, im playing hard to get
rasputin1980: lol.
rasputin1980: hang a picture of woody allen in your apartment...mine always kinda wierded out my haci landlord.
roomfullof YOU: i bet he'd spit in my eye and make me stuff lox up his ass
roomfullof YOU: hahahah
rasputin1980: worst landlords ever.
roomfullof YOU: they dont like woody?
rasputin1980: they do, but he was really confused about it for some reason.
roomfullof YOU: he thinks im a nazi
rasputin1980: y?
roomfullof YOU: german last name, answers the door in short shorts with a large beer in hand
rasputin1980: eating a ham sandwich
roomfullof YOU: if only
roomfullof YOU: im not much of a meat eater but it would be nice to cook up some bacon when he comes to pick up the rent
rasputin1980: mmm, you can cook bacon for me anytime.
roomfullof YOU: and ham
rasputin1980: wait, what are you talking about now....lol.
roomfullof YOU: pork
rasputin1980: umm....what are you talkign about now? lol. j/k.
roomfullof YOU: pork kabobs
rasputin1980: thats hot.
roomfullof YOU: bacon, ham, sausage and hotdogs on a skewer
rasputin1980: stop it...
rasputin1980: i'm all wet now.
roomfullof YOU: thats why they say its filthy
rasputin1980: you have a dirty mouth.
roomfullof YOU: and have "meat spoons"
rasputin1980: you should say that stuff in bed..
rasputin1980: you will never loose a boy, sounds retarted, but its true.
roomfullof YOU: way better than "oh yea"
roomfullof YOU: the sound of fucking ensues as the smell of bacon envelopes the young lovers
rasputin1980: "you want a piece of this ham"....
roomfullof YOU: im taking erotic lit this semester, i hope we get to write
rasputin1980: "ooohhhhh......"
rasputin1980: "stick that meat spoon in me"
roomfullof YOU: "skewer me"
rasputin1980: "'yeah, baste it"....
roomfullof YOU: what do you hate about it
rasputin1980: the people.
roomfullof YOU: so better to fuck a banana peel?
rasputin1980: no.
rasputin1980: i just think people don't understand sex. i think the ego was created from a giant scare in human history....now it has taken over, and everyone is petty.
roomfullof YOU: people really don't understand it here
rasputin1980: especially form bartending, i get to see men stalking girls in the bar, plying them with coke, then dragging them home to fuck, stuff like that...
rasputin1980: though, smaller things too.;
roomfullof YOU: misery or a solid case of herpes is a price they're willing to pay for repeated nights of random fucks
rasputin1980: yep. and the only position the hipsters know anyways is missionary.
roomfullof YOU: sadly im sure thats exactly what happened to the roomie tonight
roomfullof YOU: shes so naive she really believes they will want to be her boyfriend
rasputin1980: heh, she should wait a bit to fuck them....
rasputin1980: i suppose she doesn't want to here that?
roomfullof YOU: yea hipsters do only do missionary
roomfullof YOU: sometimes you just fucking want it from behind...jeeeez.
rasputin1980: it doesn't matter anyways, once people get a bit older, they act even worse, early mid-life crisis.
roomfullof YOU: yea she'll never wait
roomfullof YOU: because she parties with fucktards
rasputin1980: i hate williamsburg.lol.
roomfullof YOU: yea gotta go to the UWS to get it doggy
rasputin1980: stop getting me all hot and bothered.lol
roomfullof YOU: no you're a unich
rasputin1980: yeah, some would say so.lol.
roomfullof YOU: i have to many fantasies involving ripping chunks of ibanker hair out
rasputin1980: i wonder though, if i break up, i wonder how long it would take me to ever sleep with somebody else.
roomfullof YOU: either no time at all or a long ass time
rasputin1980: i guess it depends if i follow trends, and just get drunk and do it.
roomfullof YOU: do you still live together?
rasputin1980: and it WILL be bad.lol.
rasputin1980: till december.
roomfullof YOU: well maybe you'll win the lottery and rediscover your love
rasputin1980: hope so.
roomfullof YOU: buy a townhouse
rasputin1980: a boathouse.
roomfullof YOU: i call it houseboat
roomfullof YOU: on the seine!
roomfullof YOU: romance night and day
roomfullof YOU: i think if i lived in nebraska id be in some sort of boring ass relationships and drink 40s every night
rasputin1980: well, it IS nebraska.lol. same thing back home for me too.
roomfullof YOU: then haphazardly fuck, and convince myself i'd be hooking up with gorgeous intellectuals in new york
rasputin1980: you could be.
rasputin1980: if yuh got the dough/trust fund.lol
roomfullof YOU: well fuck
roomfullof YOU: i dont wanna pay to fuck
roomfullof YOU: i went back for a week and i wanted to choke everyone with their sweatbands
rasputin1980: yeah, they aren't that cool.
rasputin1980: the 80's jogger is out of style.
roomfullof YOU: it was like the trends of williamsburg leaked to the midwest and translated very badly
rasputin1980: shit, they were doing that when i was in chi.
roomfullof YOU: and they thought they were so fucking cool
rasputin1980: eh, i say they just share idiocy.
roomfullof YOU: if i ever move back im gonna dress like a hasidic woman and melt my brain with drugs
roomfullof YOU: and take a thug lover
rasputin1980: i'm gonna wear a priest collar.
roomfullof YOU: no way, grow the curls
roomfullof YOU: you be heim i'll be frime
rasputin1980: can we have sex through a hole in a sheet?
roomfullof YOU: you can beat the shit out of me and call me a whore when my pantyhose fall down
rasputin1980: and eat ham amongst our fellow jews?
rasputin1980: i said stop saying things like that!lol.
roomfullof YOU: i bet hasids practice the donkey punch
rasputin1980: i think they invented it.
roomfullof YOU: touche!
rasputin1980: i wonder if they treat they're wives like they treat the hookers.
roomfullof YOU: i dunno i should ask my landlord
roomfullof YOU: he called today but i didnt answer, im playing hard to get
rasputin1980: lol.
rasputin1980: hang a picture of woody allen in your apartment...mine always kinda wierded out my haci landlord.
roomfullof YOU: i bet he'd spit in my eye and make me stuff lox up his ass
roomfullof YOU: hahahah
rasputin1980: worst landlords ever.
roomfullof YOU: they dont like woody?
rasputin1980: they do, but he was really confused about it for some reason.
roomfullof YOU: he thinks im a nazi
rasputin1980: y?
roomfullof YOU: german last name, answers the door in short shorts with a large beer in hand
rasputin1980: eating a ham sandwich
roomfullof YOU: if only
roomfullof YOU: im not much of a meat eater but it would be nice to cook up some bacon when he comes to pick up the rent
rasputin1980: mmm, you can cook bacon for me anytime.
roomfullof YOU: and ham
rasputin1980: wait, what are you talking about now....lol.
roomfullof YOU: pork
rasputin1980: umm....what are you talkign about now? lol. j/k.
roomfullof YOU: pork kabobs
rasputin1980: thats hot.
roomfullof YOU: bacon, ham, sausage and hotdogs on a skewer
rasputin1980: stop it...
rasputin1980: i'm all wet now.
roomfullof YOU: thats why they say its filthy
rasputin1980: you have a dirty mouth.
roomfullof YOU: and have "meat spoons"
rasputin1980: you should say that stuff in bed..
rasputin1980: you will never loose a boy, sounds retarted, but its true.
roomfullof YOU: way better than "oh yea"
roomfullof YOU: the sound of fucking ensues as the smell of bacon envelopes the young lovers
rasputin1980: "you want a piece of this ham"....
roomfullof YOU: im taking erotic lit this semester, i hope we get to write
rasputin1980: "ooohhhhh......"
rasputin1980: "stick that meat spoon in me"
roomfullof YOU: "skewer me"
rasputin1980: "'yeah, baste it"....