What would YOU do?

[GBR0x0rz]

Say UAC scientists did make bases on Phobos and Deimos. And Say they DID open a portal to Hell. What would you do? I say that everyone would be screwed. *winky*

[Salty Sam]

I'd grab a BFG, Rocket Launcher, Shutgun, and Plasma Gun, go up there, and show them what I think about them screwing with us.

[satanX]

umm, i would probably go to Phobos, and with my knowledge of doom levels, i will kill the demons, but i can only live once

[Ffabbia]

I'd attempt to close the portal from within rift space itself, resulting in a tremendous release of energies, and the consequent destruction of scores of the demons stranged on the moonbases.

(....hmmm seem to recall something very similar happening within the pages of a certain book....)

[Grub]

....The bible? Lord of the Rings? Huckleberry Finn?

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*grin* *flip*

[GBR0x0rz]

...did I mention that you were a NORMAL PERSON? You dont have access to those weapons, except the shotgun, super shotgun, pistol, and chainsaw. And you dont HAVE access to Deimos or Phobos.

[Scarekrowe]

I'd spend all day in a church praying.

[Jonny]

bah. no praying!

id probably listen to smashing pumpkins and drink beer... then play video games.

[DoomedAce]

If I were to be politically correct, I would say now that I'd try to stay alive for as long as I could, saving as many people as could before dying an utterly painful death.

But then there's another saying that tells me: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

So if demons would swarm the Earth I'd rather join Hell voluntarily in hope of becoming some cool demon-species or something. Anything's better than having your guts eviscerated and turned into a mindless zombie.

Hmm.. Suppose I could still save a few people before I do that, though.

[Jonny]

If I were to be politically correct, I would say now that I'd try to stay alive for as long as I could, saving as many people as could before dying an utterly painful death.

But then there's another saying that tells me: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

So if demons would swarm the Earth I'd rather join Hell voluntarily in hope of becoming some cool demon-species or something. Anything's better than having your guts eviscerated and turned into a mindless zombie.

Hmm.. Suppose I could still save a few people before I do that, though.

dunno about you dude, but something tells me that every single one of those demons is in pain permenantly... they're just so damn pissed off and miserable!

[DoomedAce]

Ok... In that case. We'd be royally screwed. *smirk*

[Creeping Death]

"I'd nuke the site (earth) from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"

[FATAL]

I'd gather loads of food and water, and lock myself to some room.

[MacDoomer]

I am inclined to go with the "We're Screwed" scenario... but... hmm...

We could always all get in the rants and raves message board and chat with them to find out their secret plans... the boredom of the rants and raves alone should do the trick... I mean.. it has killed countless humans hasn't it?

Heh.

[Gummo.nz]

I'd ducktape up my house. Make it airtight so not even any tiny demons could get in.

[FATAL]

What happens when you're out of air?

[DoomedAce]

Worse, what if a demon materializes IN your house? Then you're trapped inside with it *what*

[Gummo.nz]

I'll buy some compressed oxygen.

I will also wrap my house up in tinfoil. Hopefully that would prevent demons from teleporting in.

[deamonic]

usually id say "play doom till i die" but now im gonna say "kill those f**kers with my fathers powertools and mess them up as much as i can untill i die some slow, painfull, whatever, death...
...THEN MESS THEM UP IN HELL!" *xbones*

[FATAL]

I'm sure you'll be a tasty snack for the demons :).

[GBR0x0rz]

Very interesting answers. I would probably find a bunker...a lock myself in it. Like that one episode of South Park where cartman locks butters in the bunker. I loved that one...
And if a Demon materialives in it with me? Well...id probably be eaten alive.

[Ninja_of_DooM]

You lot are fantastic, you simply keep coming up with ways to up the postcounts. Please, search before creating new threads. This thread has been done to death so many times. Come abck to reality when you're done.

[FATAL]

so we should dig up some 2 year old thread?

[Ninja_of_DooM]

In the case of a thread such as this, yes.

[FATAL]

But why? It doesn't matter much, if at all, in my opinion.

You have a thread 'o' phobia :p.

[DoomedAce]

Aw, give the new folks a break Ninja *smirk*. You can't expect them to know which threads are supposed to stay "dead" and which are still OK to post in.

[The Undertaker]

He was just following the rules (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php).