Nobody spams anymore!!!

[Mystic]

Im getting pissed off, when I used to come to newdoom there was usually at least a couple of folk posting messages on the forums, it made the place seem welcoming, friendly, now I can wait around for hours and when I refresh the page Im still the last person to post in all the forums I visit.

We need some new spammers, I think aliens have abducted aliotroph? and doom dude and replaced them with guys who dont care about their massive postcount anymore. Even Zack only pops back for one message in a blue moon.

The Megawad was a great place to spam, what the hell happened to everyone while I was gone?? even big al isnt spamming that much (actually I dont miss most of that spam but we could do with some funny threads)

[yabbacard]

heh

[Aliotroph?]

It's simple really. Winona disappeared off the face of the planet after she fucked up her life completely. Now there's nothing to gossip about or dream about. ;)

[iori]

Someone can pick a new replacement for Winona then. Like.. Margaret Thatcher. Whoo, what a looker.

[Mystic]

we used to harp on about our cutes too, like we (aliotroph? and me) would both be nattering on about how sweet Mia is, what a lovely voice she has etc.

[iori]

Mia? Forgive my ignorance on that one :p.

[Mystic]

Ahh, she is a sweet girl from Canada, a good friend with the voice of an angel.

[Big_al]

We are all on low fat diets so have cut out the spam :p

[Doom_Dude]

Cute fails it.

By the way your not the only one who's pissed off but I don't want to get into that.

[Big_al]

*passes DD a HTML hole to hide in*

[Doom_Dude]

*passes DD a HTML hole to hide in*

*jumps in HTML hole...Hey I found Winona* :)

[iori]

I think Eliza Dushku is flaming hot.

[Doom_Dude]

I think Eliza Dushku is flaming hot.

Is she in my HTML hole? :D

http://www.angelfire.com/realm2/elizadushku/chosen22.jpg

[Mystic]

Im shocked, gratuitous pics of pretty females, you dont see me posting stuff like that

[Big_al]

I'm shocked by the "Image hosted by Angelfire" picture :p

[Aliotroph?]

I've never seen her before.

[Doom_Dude]

I'm shocked by the "Image hosted by Angelfire" picture :p

Bleaghish!

Here is the pic. Had to upload it to my photobucket jobby.

http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v75/Doom_Dude/Chicktacular/Eliza_Dushku22.jpg

[Aliotroph?]

Ah, a fixed link. :D

[Doom_Dude]

I never seen her before. :D

[Big_al]

Nice but who is she?

[Doom_Dude]

Eliza Dushku as stated above. :p

[Big_al]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0244630/
Can't say I've ever seen her on the TV

[Doom_Dude]

Me either but that probably because I don't watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer. :p

[Aliotroph?]

Same here.

[Mystic]

Ive seen it *blush icon*

[Big_al]

Sad git :p

[Aliotroph?]

Meh, I don't care if he watches it. I just don't.

[Big_al]

Yeah but he's totally slated it in the past now he admits he watches it :p lol

[yabbacard]

Dushku rules. You all need to watch more Tru Calling (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364817/).

[Aliotroph?]

First comment there says that show blows chunks (not in those words). :p

[Mystic]

Ive said Ive seen it, not that I watch it. There is a difference. Anyway its willow I like.

[Big_al]

You seen to know a lot about it for someone who's just "seen it" lol :p

[Mystic]

I could be lying, maybe I made up that name

[yabbacard]

Maybe you got it from a Viz photo-story, where a similar comment was made.

[Mystic]

Damn, Ive not seen a viz for years, do they still make it??

[yabbacard]

They certainly do (link (http://www.viz.co.uk)) - ten times a year now. WHSmiths generally stock them.

[Mystic]

lmao @ the free games on there. A pity the yanks and canucks wont understand the slang most of the characters speak.

[Big_al]

They certainly do (link (http://www.viz.co.uk)) - ten times a year now. WHSmiths generally stock them. Only ten times a year? Didn't it used to be out every week?

[yabbacard]

I seem to recall that they sometimes referred to "next week's Viz", in the style of the old-fashioned comics they often mocked, but this was never true. For many years it was six a year, and the first few issues came out at irregular intervals.

In total, there have been 136 issues in just over 25 years.Mystic said:
lmao @ the free games on there.Did you manage to do the full tickle in the Big Vern game?

[Big_al]

I never really bought it regular enough to notice ;)

[iori]

Blarg, I cant watch Tru Calling being that Im on basic cable.. (meaning that I get about 20 channels, and 4 or them are in frog). Hell it's even being filmed in Canada too. Tough nuts.

[Aliotroph?]

Based on the most prominent review on IMDB, that might be a good thing iori. :p

[Big_al]

Stinky eh?

[Mystic]

I never bought viz, lucy did, I just read her copy, sheesh that was way back in the late 80's, had sid the sexist, the fat slags, the bacons, johnny fartpants, black bag (the faithful borders bin liner) some guy with huge gonads (buster gonad, I think) and a few others. Tits oot fer the lads

[yabbacard]

Funny, I still regard the Fat Slags as a relatively new addition to the line-up.

Yes, Buster Gonad and His Unfeasibly Large Testicles. He doesn't appear too often now, because they must have run out of big knacker jokes after a few years.

[Big_al]

I liked the postman, "photographs don't bend",
Oh yes they do.

[Mystic]

hehehe. The letters page was good too, folk sending questions and someone answering them in the same issue.

[Big_al]

Didn't they make a Fat Slags TV program?

[Mystic]

dunno, I dont watch much telly

[Aliotroph?]

Did the penguin on top of your television explode when the guy on the telly said it would?

[Big_al]

Pretty much crap these days anyway

[Aliotroph?]

So the penguin didn't explode? I remember loving that episode of Monty Python as a kid. The recurring theme was "parts of the body." :D

[Wicked Anime Kid]

Let me warm up for spamming again then ay*diablo*

[Doom_Dude]

What happened to your Imp's moustache? *what*

[Wicked Anime Kid]

His mother torched it cause he was a naughty boy, sneaking into different worlds.

The imps of these days, what will they become*rolleyes*

[Aliotroph?]

My pet trite says hi.

[PumpkinSmasher]

hello alio's pet trite

my pet zombie growled

[Wicked Anime Kid]

My brother imp said *crackle crackle*

[Big_al]

My pet shotgun said "bang"

[Doom_Dude]

This is getting weird. :p

[Wicked Anime Kid]

It never can get weird enough.

*Imps hurles a fireball to DD's Linedef Marine*crazy**

[Aliotroph?]

*alio's trite attacks the linedef laying vehicle.*

[PumpkinSmasher]

Well to get back on topic
This post is spam.

[DOOM_GOAT]

This post is not spam. This post is very relevant. There is much relevance in this post.
Much of the relevance is over here: --------------------------> Relevance etc.
But that is by no means all.

Thank you for your time.



[This has been a public information post of behalf of the Very Relevant Sociey for the Prevention of Irrelevant Things That Are Not At All Relevant and Spam and Such.]

________________________________
VRSPITTANAARSS: Say NO to pork luncheon meat.
________________________________

[Aliotroph?]

*starts singing the spam song*

[Mystic]

ewwwwwwww spam

[Big_al]

My pet HTML Hole "sucky sucky" *roflmao*

[PumpkinSmasher]

http://www.winchestermass.org/wstar/spam.jpg

[Aliotroph?]

Spam is ok. It's rather salty though since they just use brine as a preservative.

[Mystic]

Looks like we got the spamming problem fixed. The forums are jumping again, it was like a desert island when I came back.

[Doom_Dude]

It never can get weird enough.

*Imps hurles a fireball to DD's Linedef Marine*crazy**

Hey no fair! I was like sleeping.

*Jumps into bunker in a cloud of smoke*

[Aliotroph?]

I think it's time for me to hijack that linedef layer and run over a few imps.

[PumpkinSmasher]

*steals alio's winona-bots*

[Mystic]

Ive lost my spamming urge lately, maybe Im pregnant

[Aliotroph?]

Maybe you just don't get enough sleep. :p

[PumpkinSmasher]

Well when you find out, I would like to know whether its a girl or boy Mystic.

[Big_al]

Probably an alien as in what John Hurt had in the first Alien movie *bug*

[Aliotroph?]

Hehehe, I forgot that was John Hurt. Damn I love that movie.

[Big_al]

See they sold the model recently fot thousands of pounds

[Mystic]

I always thought it looked like a big vicious penis

[doomdiz]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHE
HEHEHE
HEHE
HE

reminds me of that spoof scene in Spaceballs.....with the alien dansing an' singin' on the counter. lol :D

[Aliotroph?]

I think that was intended. Matches how everyone says the ship looks like a big pair of open legs.

[doomdiz]

hehehehehehehe *rofl*

[Mystic]

Im not an expert on that movie, Ive only seen the odd scene.

[SavageMessiah]

I've always liked Spaceballs it was so unrepentantly stupid, you have to love it.

"I see your schwarz is bigger than mine!"
"We have to switch her from suck to blow!" (or something like that)

I miss the old 70 posts a day of spamming :D.

*Makes a fake HTML hole out of linedefs and waits for DD to try and jump in*

[doomdiz]

*accidently runs into siad HTML hole* HEY! OUCH! Why didn't somebody inform me that was there?

On the subject of spamming....there are currently 22 people with more posts than me....that puts me in the top 10%! YAY!

[PumpkinSmasher]

You seem happy to be in the top 10% doomdiz. But there are only 3 people ahead of me. But doom_dude is the spam king. he will always beat everyone.

[doomdiz]

Yes! ALL HAIL DOOM_DUDE AND HIS HOLY SPAMINGNESS..... *shades* hehehehe lol

[Doom_Dude]

Id like to go on vacation now.

[Mystic]

I aim to get my rightful place back before the year ends, I was in 4th place.

[Big_al]

I always thought it looked like a big vicious penis
I'd be worried if mine looked like that *jawdrop*

[PumpkinSmasher]

I aim to get my rightful place back before the year ends, I was in 4th place.

But I'm in fourth place. Your going to steal my place on the spam count. *jawdrop*

[Big_al]

4th place for what?

[PumpkinSmasher]

4th place for spam/post count.

[Big_al]

4th place for spam/post count.
Mystic was never in 4th place *kewl*

Doom Dude was first
Aliotroph? was second
I had more posts than Mystic so that would have made me third, which I don't think I was *smirk*

[SavageMessiah]

I'll be happy just to get back to my old 1000 post count.

[doomdiz]

Well, start with the posting already...1000 doesnt go to those who slack off!!

[SavageMessiah]

Not if I unleash my mighty spam-bots, heheheheh.

Hmmm, come to think of it, it would be easy to write a spam bot in AHK, but not only would it be a retarded endevour, I'm too lazy.

[Mystic]

Zack was 3rd but he buggered off when Liam raced ahead of him so that placed Big Al 3rd and me 4th

[Big_al]

I can't remember you spamming that much Mystic, apart from posting cutes in random threads

[PumpkinSmasher]

I guess all the cute randomness threads added up to lots of spam.

[Big_al]

and sticky keyboards ;) *winkness* *evilol*

[Doom_Dude]

Keep the sticky buns away from Big_al. :p

[Big_al]

Keep the sticky buns away from Big_al. :p

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo *sick* *eek* :( *shocked*

[SavageMessiah]

*Slips Al a sticky bun*

You'll owe me one later *winky* Heheheheh.

[PumpkinSmasher]

*steals sticky bun from Al*

[doomdiz]

*grabs sticky buns out of fridge* I HAVE MY OWN STASH!! HAHAHAHAHA!! *flip*

[Big_al]

Who keeps there buns in the frigde?

[PumpkinSmasher]

Aparently doomdiz does, I keep mine in the cabinet. I would but them on the counter, but someone may try to steal them.

[Big_al]

I keep mine in my belly :p

[Aliotroph?]

Mmm, sticky buns.

Ugh, I just had the most huge dinner. It was free because I'm working on the webpage for the restaurant. We're good friends with the family who owns and runs it. So when we were done, the owner came and brought us more food! We were already full and we got MORE food! I didn't want to refuse it because he went to a lot of trouble (and he could barely carry the dishes since he's so old). Now I'm bloated and hiding from food.

[Big_al]

what type of food?

[Mystic]

if its Italian you better make a good job of that web site.

I agree with Big Al on the sticky bun storage, feels better inside me than in the fridge.

[Aliotroph?]

It was Chinese food that has been redesigned to cater to pansy white people who can't stomach Asian food. It's rather bland really and I use a lot of sauce on it.

[doomdiz]

Bland Chinese food makes me angry! *angry* I like it full of flavor and spices and garlic and....*grgl grgl grgl* yummy *bug*

[Big_al]

It was Chinese food that has been redesigned to cater to pansy white people who can't stomach Asian food. It's rather bland really and I use a lot of sauce on it.
Most "Chinese" food is modified so it suit the locals taste, sound business sense I suppose apeal to the mass market.

[PumpkinSmasher]

Unless you are in Eastern Asia, all Chinese food has been somewhat Westernized.

[Aliotroph?]

Yeah, but this stuff is taken to an extreme. Most of the stuff you get in Chinatown isn't. Probably because whenever I go there I'm the only white guy in the whole place.

[doomdiz]

Most "Chinese" food is modified so it suit the locals taste, sound business sense I suppose apeal to the mass market.

Same is true of other food types as well. I cringe at the thought of what McDonalds serves in Japan............

[Aliotroph?]

Mmm, fake sushi! :D

Man, I wish I had some real sushi right about now.

[doomdiz]

I once had a bad experience with sushi involving a dare regarding Wasabi, and have thus lost my liking for it.... :(

[Aliotroph?]

LOL Gotta love those wasabi dares! Rice King tried to win a free meal by eating a giant pile of wasabi. He only managed to eat enough to get $5 off our other friend.

[doomdiz]

yeah, there is just so much fun you can have with chinese cuisine. I remember trying to see how many leechies one could eat in one minute during a business meeting. I think we ate all the leechies that the restaurant had in stock....lol. :)

[Doom_Dude]

Leeches!

*bleah*

[doomdiz]

um.......ok..............*crazy*
leachies are a really sweet tender fruit that grows in Asia....and they dont suck peoples blood (thankfully)

[PumpkinSmasher]

hmmm..never had a leechie.

[doomdiz]

they taste like candy...yummy

[Mystic]

hmm, is this candy black and resembles small slugs?