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CheapAlert
January 27th, 2004, 05:49 PM
Yeah I know the game isn't out, but THIS is stupid!

http://www.jgamereview.com/doom_3.htm


This has to be the most BIASED review of Doom3 ever. :P

From the reiew:"
Graphics was all great back then...."Oh my God!!! the blood is actually coming out of that monster!!!"
"Dear Jesus!!! The gun actually fires and it looks like a real gun!!"
"

Even if it's not exactly doom3, it's still a funny read :O

Their Team Fortress Classic review is funny too

http://www.jgamereview.com/team_fortress.htm

"You choose from 2 different tribes to play from. You are loyal to your tribe. But it doesn't stop there. You can also choose from several class systems within a tribe, among them Medic, Soldier, Team Captain, Radio Operator, and Pilot."
Doom_Dude
January 27th, 2004, 09:44 PM
gorilla monster

*bug*
Player_of_Doom
January 28th, 2004, 11:04 AM
This has to be the most BIASED review of Doom3 ever. :P
Yep, it sure is.
Ninja_of_DooM
January 29th, 2004, 12:38 PM
The link's dead.
DoomedAce
January 29th, 2004, 12:40 PM
The link's dead.

Don't worry. It's not a big loss :p.
iori
January 29th, 2004, 02:04 PM
Works for me....I hate this site already
Doom_Dude
January 31st, 2004, 11:39 AM
It works for me too but the site blows.
Felix
January 31st, 2004, 02:20 PM
possibly the worst review site I've ever seen.. what is it done by? an 11-year old?
DOOM_GOAT
January 31st, 2004, 03:00 PM
The spelling's too good, it must be 2 11-year olds working together.
Shakadi
February 1st, 2004, 05:24 PM
The spelling's too good, it must be 2 11-year olds working together.

I agree. Or maybe he has a 12 year old using spellcheck!
Player_of_Doom
February 1st, 2004, 05:30 PM
Yep, he or she is definitely using speel, I mean spellcheck. :)
Tyberious
February 6th, 2004, 10:00 PM
LMAO MAN! What a piece of crap site and review, I'd pay to see that site taken off the net. I agree with everyone in here, that was bad, what the hell was that guy on?
Wicked Anime Kid
February 7th, 2004, 12:52 AM
This is retarded
FATAL
February 8th, 2004, 06:17 AM
I really enjoyed reading that (p)review. Not because it would've been good but because it was one of the WORST reviews I've seen! I laughed all the way from start 'till the very end of it! Highly recommended *bliss*
Doom_Dude
February 10th, 2004, 09:29 PM
Yeah if anything it's humorous. :p
Abrax
February 21st, 2004, 06:38 AM
If that can even be classed as a reveiw, that is utter sh*te, I mean, you don't just go around Doom shooting things, you punch them and chop them up with chainsaws :-).

I think that the abilty to actually punch things in a game is awesome, instead of having to find a melee weapon. "It might hurt my hand." Rubbish, just give 'em a clout!
The Mastermind
February 29th, 2004, 08:54 AM
I loved the review - because bad things are funny. This is the basis of American Idol.