megawad not dead yet... [Archive]

Doom_Dude

June 13th, 2003, 02:12 PM

The last 2 topics turned into some kinda coding talk so I had a nap. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

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Melfice Darkmage

June 14th, 2003, 05:57 AM

mOBSCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Undertaker

June 14th, 2003, 08:57 PM

What happened to talking about Winona, Star Trek, and butterscotch? Now its tech stuff that could put a guy that just drank a 6 pack of Mountain Dew to sleep.

Doom_Dude

June 14th, 2003, 09:18 PM

LOL! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm2.gif

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Aliotroph?

June 15th, 2003, 01:21 AM

Canadian Mountain Dew lacks the caffeine because our dumb laws require the caffinate pop to be dark like coke and stuff. Totally retarded methinks.

Hehehe, even the code talk died cause I haven't done any in a week because I had exams.

Nothing new ever happened with Winona. She's gone back into hiding I think.

I haven't watched Star Trek in a while cause of my lack of a working TV and the end of the Enterprise season but I'm listening to Star Trek music now. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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jenblaze122

June 15th, 2003, 04:41 AM

yea well it doesnt really help that the other main people that used to post her arent posting that much anymore (including me)....... oh yea http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif just stopping in to say hi!

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Doom_Dude

June 15th, 2003, 05:56 AM

Hi Jen!!!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

Where is Big_al at these days???????

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jenblaze122

June 15th, 2003, 09:18 PM

was that a question directed towards me???

umm because i wouldnt know http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm36.gif

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Doom_Dude

June 15th, 2003, 09:30 PM

Well it was aimed at anybody who might know. :/

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Planky

June 16th, 2003, 01:59 PM

http://pages.quicksilver.net.nz/barnes-ea/planky/dd.gif

Heh, so I was bored http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif

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Ninja_of_DooM

June 16th, 2003, 02:04 PM

Eek. Look out Planky, he's in your post. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm25.gif

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iori

June 16th, 2003, 03:14 PM

wow...that was unexpected...

Alio: i hope your talking about coke coke, and not *sniffffff* coke... http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm25.gif

Doom_Dude

June 16th, 2003, 04:04 PM

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm44.gif

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Aliotroph?

June 16th, 2003, 05:40 PM

The sniffing kind of coke is white. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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GoldEyes

June 17th, 2003, 02:29 PM

You can't have lots o' caffiene in Mt. Dew!? Then what's the point in even having Mt. Dew!?!?!

Okay, let's get back to the butterscotch talk. Anyone? Anyone?

Doom_Dude

June 17th, 2003, 06:33 PM

You know me, I'm always ready for the Butterscotch talk.

Mmmmmmmmmm butterscotch bikini. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

Ok gotta go chill.

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GoldEyes

June 17th, 2003, 07:20 PM

Chill? In a butterscotch pool!?!?!?! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif

Doom_Dude

June 17th, 2003, 08:20 PM

LOL! Come on in, the butterscotch is warm. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif

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+Black Cat§ +

June 17th, 2003, 08:22 PM

Maybe I should Join in the fun...
/me jumps in the Butterscotch pool..Weee!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

Doom_Dude

June 17th, 2003, 08:43 PM

*frollicks in the pool* http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

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GoldEyes

June 17th, 2003, 08:56 PM

*does backstroke in butterscotch*

Doom_Dude

June 18th, 2003, 10:05 AM

Man I didn't realise how easy it is to get girls into pudding. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif

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GoldEyes

June 18th, 2003, 10:16 AM

LOL! Only if it's butterscotch! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

Kuberr

June 18th, 2003, 12:16 PM

/me throws in a ton of chocolate syrup and blends it watching everyone spin

Ninja_of_DooM

June 18th, 2003, 12:35 PM

*Dives in the pool*

Darn, My balaclava fell off in the butterscoth.

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Fallen Man

June 18th, 2003, 01:40 PM

/me looks at pool

Hmm...needs more butterscotch.

/me puts ten sticks of butter and six bottles of scotch in pool

That's better...ha ha ha!!!!!!

/me jumps into pool

Doom_Dude

June 18th, 2003, 02:12 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>LOL! Only if it's butterscotch!<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh god yes! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm29.gif

/me takes notes http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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GoldEyes

June 18th, 2003, 02:26 PM

LOL@FM dumping in butter and scotch!!!

*does high dive into pool*

HyperFlash

June 18th, 2003, 03:49 PM

*Watches everyone from afar having a good time*

*Wonders if he should get in too*

CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GoldEyes

June 18th, 2003, 04:27 PM

*splat* pudding everywhere! yay!!!!

Doom_Dude

June 18th, 2003, 09:19 PM

*rides the butterscotch pudding wave to the bar and back* http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

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jenblaze122

June 18th, 2003, 09:57 PM

lol!!!

watches from afar everyone having fun

Aliotroph?

June 18th, 2003, 10:00 PM

Ack, I wish I had some damned pudding. I'm hot in here and hungry. I want something cold.

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jenblaze122

June 18th, 2003, 10:44 PM

i was eating soup:P

Doom_Dude

June 19th, 2003, 03:04 PM

*splashes pudding on Jen*

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HyperFlash

June 19th, 2003, 04:10 PM

You guys can have fun in your pudding while I go jump in my tub of jell-o!

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Fallen Man

June 19th, 2003, 07:29 PM

That'd be cool to see jell-o from the inside! But I'm having too much fun in the pudding! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>*splashes pudding on Jen* <hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

*PUN*Hey! You're pudding her on!*PUN*

GoldEyes

June 19th, 2003, 08:34 PM

LMAO...FM you come up with some great puns!

DD, bring me back a drink too!!!

Fallen Man

June 19th, 2003, 11:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>DD, bring me back a drink too!!!<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

Where's he going to get it from?

Thanks for the compliment, GoldEyes. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

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Doom_Dude

June 20th, 2003, 06:36 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>Where's he going to get it from?<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

At the bar!

*Hands Godeyes a butterscotch pudding flavored alcoholic drink*

The proof is in the pudding. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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GoldEyes

June 20th, 2003, 07:49 AM

Ooooohhhhh. Thanks DD! This is the best drink ever! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif

You're welcome FM! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 09:53 AM

**STUPID AND WHOLEY UNECESSARY, BUT I FELT LIKE DOING IT ANYWAY, SINCE I'M AN IDIOT**Well, now that I'm called FM, I can radio for help if someone starts drowning. Because I AM FM.**STUPID AND WHOLEY UNECESSARY, BUT I FELT LIKE DOING IT ANYWAY, SINCE I'M AN IDIOT**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>*Hands Godeyes a butterscotch pudding flavored alcoholic drink*<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

She could just drink some pool water, since I already poured scotch in there. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

By the way...does this mean GoldEyes is celestial? (Look at D_D's quote!) http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm16.gif

GoldEyes

June 20th, 2003, 09:55 AM

ROFL!!!!

LOL, hey I didn't see the edit....lol! The pool water will get me drunk faster!

Ooooh...God Eyes! Sweet! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

Doom_Dude

June 20th, 2003, 09:59 AM

Yeah you have godEyes..... maybe I hads too murch to drink. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/eek.gif

Who would want to drink pool water? Blecck!

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 10:02 AM

But I thought it wasn't water; I thought it was butterscotch pudding with butter and scotch in it. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

GoldEyes

June 20th, 2003, 10:31 AM

yeah! It's pudding! (duh...on my part, lol) With butter and scotch in it! So if you eat the pudding, you are getting the scotch! Drunk anyone?!

Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 10:34 AM

I hold my breath...and it doesn't smell like alcohol. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 11:54 AM

*HyperFlash, too lonely in his tub of jell-o, wants to get back in the pool of pudding.*

DeepSea dive!!!

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Doom_Dude

June 20th, 2003, 12:55 PM

This is like the matrix cept everything is pudding. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 01:06 PM

To HyperFlash:

"You've got to realize that...there is no jell-o."

HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 01:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>"You've got to realize that...there is no jell-o."<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

You've got to realize something. This is the Matrix. I've downloaded a tub o' jell-o program into the Matrix. After a while nobody wanted to be in the tub with me so I got out. I've reprogrammed a DeepSea dive from DeepSea and now I've downloaded it into the Matrix. Now, if you want to make me angry I will download 100 cyberdemons into the Matrix with only one objective:

Kill Fallen Man and anyone else that might be affiliated or have come into contact with him. Except for HyperFlash cuz he's da shiznit!

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 01:48 PM

Mr. Flash, can't you see? You cannot kill me. I...am everywhere.

/me copies himself 3,000 times over

Me, me, me, me. The greatest thing about being me, is that there is so many of me.

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HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 01:52 PM

HyperFlash is surrounded by thousands of Fallen Man clones. What will he do?!?!?!?

I guess I have no choice. Downloading the Lallapaloollapa program. . . The Matrix will be consumed with millions and millions of copies of Agent Smith within the next 24 hours!!! HAHAHAAHA!!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 01:59 PM

Not if I destroy him first!

/me hacks into matrix and looks for Agent Smith 2.0 program

Now where is that hellish pestilence?

/me continues to search, trying to find the code

HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 02:01 PM

You stupid fool! After him my Sentinels!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 02:05 PM

/me shoots arms up into air

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*EMP shockwaves emit from me, neuralizing all sentinels in area*

Now, to find that code...

HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 02:07 PM

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn crappy 50 cent Sentinels! Downloading teh Peanut Butter Jelly program. . .

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 02:09 PM

Ha ha! Those sentinels tried to get rich, but died tryin'!

/me done hacking 60% of the Matrix

Soon...soon I shall find...and they will be no more...

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HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 02:13 PM

Downloading Norton Anti-virus software in conjunction to the Lullapaloollapa program!

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 02:20 PM

/me disrupts download of Norton by hacking into Matrix and erasing all of HyperFlash's files and shutting the computer down, which makes him have to reboot

/me done hacking 70% of the Matrix...

HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 02:22 PM

Rebooting. . . . . . . . . . . . done. Installing Osama Bin Laden Super Virus Program!

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GoldEyes

June 20th, 2003, 02:22 PM

hey....psssssssssssst....guys.

It's just pudding!!!!!!!

Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 02:32 PM

Is it real pudding? Or is it all fabricated by the Matrix?

/me makes program so U.S. Soldiers find Osama bin Laden and assassinate him

/me done hacking 80% of the Matrix...

HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 02:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>It's just pudding!!!!!!!<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, Matrix pudding! It's funny seing you guys swimming in Chinese symbols and pretending you're drunk!

Anyway, I will make sure you will go down. I've downloaded the antidisestablishmentarianism super hyper lallapalloolapa program and when it hit 100% complete the entire Matrix will be corrupted with horrible screen shots of Ally McBeal and Rosy O'Donell and then there will be no more Matrix!

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 02:40 PM

Ah ha! But you are using 26k on a 3 gigabyte program! It will take you hours to download it! Besides...

/me uploads virus to HF's computer, corrupting the data and killing all downloads

/me done hacking 90% of the Matrix...

HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 02:46 PM

You can't do that!!! That's cheating!!!

*me throws a fit.*

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 02:49 PM

Morpheus on the rules of the Matrix:

"Some can be bent. Others...can be broken."

/me finished hacking the Matrix

Found it!

/me destroys the aforementioned bad programs

To programs: Ah, yes! Thou art dead!

HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 02:53 PM

I have one last virus. The lulla-what-the-fuck happened to Morpheus?!?!?! program. It's only 1kb and it turns Morpheous into a rabid gay dude. And he's coming after you Fallen Man! HAHAHA! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 02:55 PM

/me grabs huge shotgun in the real world and sets out to find the person who is chasing him.

HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 03:02 PM

*Pizza guy knocks on the door*

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 03:11 PM

/me jumps out of the way of the door and readies shotgun

/me rethinks plan and runs up to the door and fires the gun at the door

HyperFlash

June 20th, 2003, 03:14 PM

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!?!? THAT WAS REALLY THE PIZZA GUY!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO GET THAT DIGORNO OR WHATEVER CRAP!!!!

GoldEyes

June 20th, 2003, 03:16 PM

lmao

Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 03:19 PM

Oh, really? Does the pizza guy wear a suit, sunglasses, and carry a Desert Eagle in a holster?! If so, that's one weird pizza guy!

Doom_Dude

June 20th, 2003, 04:03 PM

*Walks through hallway and then down into the newdoom secret labs looking for secret stash of Doritos. Walks past the humming newdoom server where lights flash from the activity of internet goons posting wildly. Heads for snack cache in behind the pudding matrix comp. Trips on GoldEyes's bikini top and flys through the air and slams into the back wall and drops into the super-sized Doritos bags. The exploding bags send a quadrillion chips into the back of the matrix-pudding comp. Tries to gather up chips and gets caught in power cord and hauls it out of the wall. The pudding-matrix makes a weird noise and shuts down.

OOPS

Did I hear Fallen Mans and Hyperflash's voices fade off just now?

Oh well.

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm Doritos......

Whoah who's bikini is this? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/eek.gif

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 04:12 PM

Perhaps it's yours... http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

I wonder if that big long paragraph was a subtle message for HyperFlash and I to shut up. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm6.gif

Doom_Dude

June 20th, 2003, 04:36 PM

Nah I thought it would be humorous. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm36.gif

I thought somebody would just say they plugged it back it.

Blame it on the bikini. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 04:38 PM

It was humorus, D_D. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

Perhaps the bikini was brought to life by static electricity, and now it's trying to kill you. Think about it: You tripped over it! What if it was trying make you fall onto a pencil can full of pencils? Watch out, D_D! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

Doom_Dude

June 20th, 2003, 04:48 PM

Death by bikini sounds good to me. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

Not on pencils though. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/eek.gif

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GoldEyes

June 20th, 2003, 04:52 PM

Hey! That's my bikini!

*looks at self* GASP! *grabs a towel and covers herself*

How did you get that!?!?!?

Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 04:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>Not on pencils though.<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

The ultimate way to lose a draw.

(Rod Serling voice): It's a sentient being, driven only to murder and kill. The most evil swimwear so that GoldEyes can take a swim...in the Twilight Zone.

jenblaze122

June 20th, 2003, 09:24 PM

:/ last time i read this i was sitting next to a pool of pudding... now its the matrix..... go figure

Doom_Dude

June 20th, 2003, 09:40 PM

Oh well. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm25.gif

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Fallen Man

June 20th, 2003, 11:19 PM

Sorry for detering the topic, guys...

Here's another one!

/me magically conjures a pool of pudding full of chocolate syurp, butter, scotch, and butter scotch

How's about that? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

SavageMessiah

June 21st, 2003, 07:25 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>/me magically conjures a pool of pudding full of chocolate syurp, butter, scotch, and butter scotch<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

/me eats it all

Bleah, now I'm fat.

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Doom_Dude

June 21st, 2003, 09:25 AM

I hates chocolatessss. It burns ussss it does.

*crawls back into cave*

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GoldEyes

June 21st, 2003, 09:47 AM

Now I don't have a bikini or pudding to swim in!?!? What am I supposed to do, swim in an empty pool naked!?!?!? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm6.gif

Amazon_Death

June 21st, 2003, 10:30 AM

*gets back Goldeyes bikini* Here you go! *fills pool with butter scotch pudding* http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif

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GoldEyes

June 21st, 2003, 11:18 AM

Yay! Bikini! Butterscotch! Thanks Amazon!

Back to our normal Butterscotch filled pool swim!

HyperFlash

June 21st, 2003, 12:02 PM

Why not have a butterscotch-flavored bikini?

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Doom_Dude

June 21st, 2003, 04:05 PM

*dives into pool*

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

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Fallen Man

June 21st, 2003, 08:30 PM

Ahh...everything is back to, um...what's the word some people use? Ah, yes, "normal", that's it. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

/me also dives in pool

GoldEyes

June 21st, 2003, 09:00 PM

*does cannonball into pool*

YAAAAAAAAAY!

Doom_Dude

June 22nd, 2003, 07:41 AM

Good thing Goldy got her bikini back. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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GoldEyes

June 22nd, 2003, 09:14 AM

hehehe!

jenblaze122

June 22nd, 2003, 03:24 PM

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif *makes a kiddie pool of jell-o*

thats more like it for me http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

Doom_Dude

June 23rd, 2003, 05:50 AM

LOL@kiddie pool http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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HyperFlash

June 23rd, 2003, 04:01 PM

*creates an ocean of jell-o and chocolate putting*

I shall call this Jell-0 land!

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GoldEyes

June 23rd, 2003, 05:47 PM

Ooohh...yay. Jell-O land! This is what I call awesome!!!

Fallen Man

June 23rd, 2003, 06:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>*creates an ocean of jell-o and chocolate putting*

I shall call this Jell-0 land!<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shouldn't it be Jell-O ocean? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

Doom_Dude

June 23rd, 2003, 08:16 PM

/me eats jello land and jumps back into butterscotch pudding pool. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif

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Fallen Man

June 23rd, 2003, 11:09 PM

Wow, Doom_Dude, you must be fat after eating Jell-O land. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

Doom_Dude

June 24th, 2003, 05:10 AM

It was made with light jello. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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GoldEyes

June 24th, 2003, 07:57 AM

LOL. Hey, I wanted some Jell-O!

Pig!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

Fallen Man

June 24th, 2003, 08:45 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>It was made with light jello. <hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

Must have tasted disgusting with all that aspertame in it. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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HyperFlash

June 24th, 2003, 08:48 AM

Damn you Doom Dude! You ate all my gummy fish and my jelly bean islands!

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SavageMessiah

June 24th, 2003, 09:02 AM

HEY! I wanted to eat jello land!

/me eats DD

MWAHAHAHA! Now I am the fattest in the land!

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Fallen Man

June 24th, 2003, 09:36 AM

Savage is gonna explode in a minute...

/me looks at watch and counts down.

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Doom_Dude

June 24th, 2003, 04:40 PM

Ewwwww that's too kinky. :/

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>Must have tasted disgusting with all that aspertame in it.<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not the virtual jello. Its the lightest of the jello's. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm20.gif

/me makes a bunch of virtual light jello and gives some to Goldy.

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HyperFlash

June 24th, 2003, 05:10 PM

*points at Doom Dude*

Silly Doom Dude! Jell-O is not for you!

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GoldEyes

June 25th, 2003, 08:01 AM

Ooohhh...yay! Jell-o!!! Thanks DD!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif

SavageMessiah

June 25th, 2003, 08:41 AM

/me deposits all the stuff I ate into a pocket dimension

Now I won't explode! YAY! The Earth is saved!

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Fallen Man

June 25th, 2003, 09:31 AM

Good ol' pocket planes. They make the best storage rooms.

mystic

June 26th, 2003, 12:17 PM

/me wonders if covering himself in butterscotch will make him more popular with the girls

/me opens page 2 to letch at the bikini pic

BASTARDS!! theres no effin bikini pic on page 2 http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm23.gif

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GoldEyes

June 26th, 2003, 01:28 PM

That's right there isn't...it's because DD was tripping over the bikini, so no bikini pic to be found! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif

Doom_Dude

June 26th, 2003, 02:11 PM

She tripped me with her bikini top. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/eek.gif

GoldEyes

June 26th, 2003, 02:42 PM

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

Doom_Dude

June 26th, 2003, 05:19 PM

Can you do it again? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm30.gif

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GoldEyes

June 26th, 2003, 05:29 PM

Oops....watch out for the bikini top, DD!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

Doom_Dude

June 26th, 2003, 05:45 PM

LOL! That was a quick response.

/me goes flying into the pudding

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GoldEyes

June 26th, 2003, 06:16 PM

LOL!

Doom_Dude

June 28th, 2003, 05:50 AM

You could've at least asked me if I had a nice trip. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm2.gif

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GoldEyes

June 28th, 2003, 09:48 AM

LOL!! Sorry...

Did you have a nice trip!? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

Doom_Dude

June 28th, 2003, 04:44 PM

LOL. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

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Fallen Man

June 30th, 2003, 04:54 PM

(I'm in a weird mood today...not unlike the mood I'm in every other day... http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm3.gif )

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>/me goes flying into the pudding<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

/me points at D_D

Hey, Doom_Dude can fly! *hiccup*

/me laughs histerically and passes out

Amazon_Death

June 30th, 2003, 08:07 PM

Give me some space!

/me passes one of those tubes w/ those different scents under Fallen Man's nose

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Fallen Man

July 1st, 2003, 12:13 AM

/me wakes up startled

No! Wait! Don't kill...what? Oh, it's just people swimming in pudding. Thanks, Amazon_Death.

/me goes back into pudding pool

jenblaze122

July 4th, 2003, 01:08 AM

*magically makes pudding turn in into the chocolate flavored kind*

thats more like it

*jumps in*

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Big_al

July 4th, 2003, 01:37 AM

*lets loose with the industrail side can of spray cream*

Doom_Dude

July 6th, 2003, 09:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>side can<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

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