Miss me?

[Big_al]

Hi, miss me?

[Finite]

Wooh, nice Hell Knight. I think the real question is, did YOU miss ME? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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[Doom_Dude]

Hi fellow DooManoids! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

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http://megawad.newdoom.com/sig/vilesig1.GIF
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[Planky]

Thats paranoid to you doom_dude! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

[GoldEyes]

Woah! It's Big_al!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm20.gif

[Fallen Man]

Howdy. Welcome back, Big_al. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm16.gif

[Amazon_Death]

Big_al's back! Yay!

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[Aliotroph?]

He's been on M$N the whole time. Probably too lazy to come in here or something. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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"Once in a while a programmer really writes something he's proud of, a slick, elegant, blazingly fast routine that stands as a benchmark against which other code will be judged by. However, this is not the case with TED's fill routine. This slow, stupid algorithm will casually fill one plane of data in a painfully creeping manner. Press ESC when it gets confused." - John Romero on TED (Tile EDitor)

Aliotroph?.postCount++;

[Big_al]

Guess I'm not a mod anymore http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

Aye, on MSN but no-one talks to me http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm14.gif

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Smoke me a kipper... at Doom Heaven (http://www.doomheaven.co.uk) Wonder at my DVD Collection (http://www.perfectpixs.com/DVD.htm) Laugh at my WebCam (http://www.perfectpixs.com/webcam/index.htm)
Check out my Digital photographs (http://www.perfectpixs.com/bap/index.htm)

Big Al's Legacy Wads
The End of the Old Order (http://www.doomheaven.info/wads/oldorder.zip),When the Sleeper Wakes (http://www.doomheaven.info/wads/sleeper.zip),
Shape of Things to Come (http://www.doomheaven.info/wads/sottc.zip), Your Stick (http://www.doomheaven.info/wads/yrstick.zip), Lava Plant (http://www.doomheaven.info/wads/lplant.zip), NoName 3d (http://www.doomheaven.info/wads/noname3d.zip)
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Yahoo bigal_m MSN Alastair_hm ICQ 2321212 AIM ahmdoom

[Aliotroph?]

Life is too full of work and crap. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm3.gif

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"Once in a while a programmer really writes something he's proud of, a slick, elegant, blazingly fast routine that stands as a benchmark against which other code will be judged by. However, this is not the case with TED's fill routine. This slow, stupid algorithm will casually fill one plane of data in a painfully creeping manner. Press ESC when it gets confused." - John Romero on TED (Tile EDitor)

Aliotroph?.postCount++;

[Big_al]

Aye, tell me about it http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm36.gif

[Amazon_Death]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica, serif">quote:</font><hr width="100%" size="1" noshade><font face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica, serif" size="2">Aye, on MSN but no-one talks to me</font><hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, no one talks to me on msn too. That's because I'm mostly on AIM that I hardly forget about msn

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[Big_al]

I use Trillian http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

[HyperFlash]

No one here talks to me on AOL. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm14.gif Does anyone here have AOL? Probably not because they're smarter than someone who has no knowledge of the Internet.*cough my dad cough*

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Gotta get me some of these!

[Ninja_of_DooM]

I use AIM.

I think that the silence here's due to stop soon seeing as Al's made a return. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm20.gif

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Member of the NewDooM megawad team. Map 14: Jail Break.

My own little bunch of WADs. Containing 3 individual maps. Download it here (ftp://sparky:lala@sparky.suhost.com/PUB/Hosted/Ninja/Ninja%20of%20DooM%20WADs.zip)
And here, Monster Condo 2 download it now. (ftp://sparky:lala@sparky.suhost.com/PUB/Hosted/Ninja/Condo%202.zip)
And my newest work, Imp Temple (ftp://sparky:lala@sparky.suhost.com/PUB/Hosted/Ninja/Imptemp00.zip)

Thanks to Sparky for the hosting.

Hint to all Katana owners: Never sit on yours, It'll give you a very sore ass indeed.

[Big_al]

Been quiet has it? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm13.gif

[jenblaze122]

yes very. i rarely visit this site nowadays due to some unfortunate happenings (of which you should know of already). now i only come to the megawad and talk to you guys http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go ;)

[Big_al]

I don't know about the happenings http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm36.gif
Sorry to hear that though bud.

[Aliotroph?]

Just because you get on here with AOL doesn't mean you have to use their tools once you're on man. I recommend M$N, Yahoo! or anything else for that.

I forgot what happened to Jen cause we never talk much anymore. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm3.gif

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"Once in a while a programmer really writes something he's proud of, a slick, elegant, blazingly fast routine that stands as a benchmark against which other code will be judged by. However, this is not the case with TED's fill routine. This slow, stupid algorithm will casually fill one plane of data in a painfully creeping manner. Press ESC when it gets confused." - John Romero on TED (Tile EDitor)

Aliotroph?.postCount++;

[Big_al]

Everyone should use Trillian http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

[Aliotroph?]

I use it for Yahoo! and ICQ but M$N has all the cool custom smilies and stuff so I don't use Trillian for M$N.

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"Once in a while a programmer really writes something he's proud of, a slick, elegant, blazingly fast routine that stands as a benchmark against which other code will be judged by. However, this is not the case with TED's fill routine. This slow, stupid algorithm will casually fill one plane of data in a painfully creeping manner. Press ESC when it gets confused." - John Romero on TED (Tile EDitor)

Aliotroph?.postCount++;

[Big_al]

MSN has got a pants interface, takes up half the screen http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm23.gif

[Big_al]

*runs naked through the thread*

[Wicked Anime Kid]

Ew big_al pull your damned pants up....this aint anything for the little kids that browse here. Where your sence of adulty?

j/k;)*rofl**roflmao*

[Big_al]

I never had one :p

[Doom_Dude]

Adulty? :p

[Player_of_Doom]

Big Al's Streaking! Ah! :D

[Big_al]

Something you don't see very often

[Wicked Anime Kid]

THIS IS DRILL SARGAENT WICKED ANIME KID YOU oh so nice newdoom member

PULL YOUR nice green pants BACK ON BEFORE I AM GOING TO get you some nice icecream and some new clothes DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME???

DO YOU HEAR ME YOU oh so nice person??

[Doom_Dude]

What are you on about?

[Wicked Anime Kid]

I saw this once at a website. They turned all the noughty words into really funny lines:p
Guess i have to try on msn

[DoomedAce]

This is kind of disturbing... Not only does Al dig up a dead thread, he also starts running naked through it...

*dramatic voice* Why....? *wacky*

[Phoebus]

Not only does Al dig up a dead thread, This time, it's not his fault, at least. *spin*

[Player_of_Doom]

WAK has to be the nicest, non-cursing drill sergant I've ever met. :D

[Big_al]

This time, it's not his fault, at least. *spin* Aye dam moths escaped from my wallet and eat my clothes :p

[DoomedAce]

This time, it's not his fault, at least. *spin* Aye dam moths escaped from my wallet and eat my clothes :p

So normally you eat your own clothes? *wacky*

[Big_al]

saves washing them

[Doom_Dude]

I'm not sure what you guys are talking about now. Maybe Aliotroph's pre-alpha Winona-bot stole your clothes. :p

[Big_al]

COuld be heh :p

[Wicked Anime Kid]

saves washing them
Amen!!
But please there has to be some clothes in the lost and found office here at newdoom. Try to get some clothes there because this is really....*chuck*;)

[iori]

www.nudedoom.com (http://www.newdoom.com) :D

[Mystic]

YAYYYY a streaker thread
*rips off his kilt and runs naked around the thread* (covering his ( ))lllllllD in case kids are watching)

[DOOM_GOAT]

Yep, that's our mystic.

*watches as mystic is wrestled to the ground by a man dressed as a gorilla*

[iori]

*takes off gorilla suit*

[PumpkinSmasher]

*pulls out BFG9000*

[Doom_Dude]

*drops a moderating bomb in corner and sneaks out*

[Melfice]

Yup, that's Mystic alright. He' in and now he's gone again.

[Big_al]

*runs through thread covered in butterscotch being chased by a horde of fire ants*

[Aliotroph?]

*Points and laughs before getting tackled by the rogue Winona-bot that just crawled out of the HTML hole it had been buried in*

Damnit, I knew Planky would end up digging that thing up, messing around in the Legacy forum as he was.

*wonders where Al ran to*

[Big_al]

* run back through, chased by fire ants and rogue Winina-bot *

[Mystic]

hehehe thats why he was digging there, planky is even pervier than me

MELFICE Hi, long time no see.

[Aliotroph?]

And so it will continue by the look of his status.

[Doom_Dude]

Heh, somebody dug up this olde topic. :p

[Aliotroph?]

HTML archeology. :D

[Big_al]

Jems from the past :p

[Aliotroph?]

Andy always talks about some mythical topic where I mentioned having a dream about opening an umbrella down some guy's throat. Still haven't found that one.

[Mystic]

I swear its true, it was your best friend you accidentally killed with the brolly. He probably deserved it.

Hmm maybe you told me in messenger

[Aliotroph?]

I think I just told you on MSN. I never managed to find me even saying the word umbrella on the forums. It sounds like something I would say though, so I can tell you're not lying.

[Mystic]

well the story lives on, Im using it in my book

[Big_al]

I think I just told you on MSN. I never managed to find me even saying the word umbrella on the forums. It sounds like something I would say though, so I can tell you're not lying. maybe you said ubmrella (a device used to control the aquirel population)

[Aliotroph?]

LOL There certainly aren't too many aquirrels here since I got one of those.

[Big_al]

The WWF will be putting them on the endangered list.

[Mystic]

I cant stand wrestling, even if they do help aquirrels

[Aliotroph?]

Yeah, wrestling is awful.

[Big_al]

World Wildlife Fund, spandex division :p

[Aliotroph?]

Now I'm seeing disturbing images of forest animals walking around in spandex.

[Mystic]

you shouldnt go to those sites, the feds keep an eye on them

[Aliotroph?]

I never said anything about visiting sites. :p

[PumpkinSmasher]

why would anyone need to visit any non-doom/non-porn related site?

[Aliotroph?]

Because some of us are other kinds of geeks too. :p

[Big_al]

why would anyone need to visit any non-doom/non-porn related site?
Usually when you mistype the URL *spin*

[Wicked Anime Kid]

Hmm, hard to find doomporn isn't it?
I guess Id just decided to seperate doom into 2 parts, DooM and porn;)

Fancy little Impse *weird*

[Aliotroph?]

I saw the two together once. One of those concepts that ends up really sucking in reality. :p

[Big_al]

Mystic was working on a porno wad at one point, don't know what happened to it.

[Wicked Anime Kid]

Lol, me sees high quality DaniJ models playing a little dirty game;)*chuck* *bug*

[Big_al]

He had replaced some of the animated textures with movies :D

[Mystic]

shhhhhhhhh Im still working on that one. It will be called wetpoosi when its ready. Its not pron, there is some tame nudity but its not sexual, just nice decor for an urban style wad, might knock up a hi-tech one too, mystic in style.

Its actually a good quality, large, urban style legacy map for single play. I used parts of it to make one of my ndcp maps, had to remove all the 3d stuff first though. it wont be released until after the NDCP thing is finished.

[Aliotroph?]

Nudity generall ends up looking like crap in DooM.

[Doom_Dude]

Geek Porn?

[Aliotroph?]

LOL I thought that was when geeks programmed their calculators to make porn.

[Mystic]

its not there to titilate, its there because it fits the theme, if folk want pron they should go find a pron site. I agree, stuff like that looks crappy in doom, I have downloaded a few of those 'adult' (gotta laugh at that) wads, for research purposes, they were all a bit sad. a waste of good level design skills really. Mine isnt in that league, its tasteful and probably wont even be noticed by some players.

[Big_al]

I had an ascii porn picture sent to me in email once lol

[PumpkinSmasher]

imagine the "adult wads" in the Doom3 engine. Now that may actually look nice. I'm just waiting for Impse for Doom3.

[Aliotroph?]

LOL@ adult DooM III

I have a program that makes pics into ASCII art. I suppose you could use it for porn if you wanted (probably for people stuck doing everything in xterm).

Deepteam uses nude pics to test his graphics routines. He has a point about that. Probably easiest to see when porn gets broken.

[Mystic]

I have to admit it would be nice to make some cute artificial women like the one in that CGI movie, final fantasy.

What would I need to make one of those?? software that is.

[Doom_Dude]

LOL I thought that was when geeks programmed their calculators to make porn.

Numerical Intercourse? :p

[Aliotroph?]

That's what Winona-bots do. They link minds with other robots and... :D

[Mystic]

*waits to see whats after the ....*

[Aliotroph?]

Hard to find out since I'm not a real Winona-bot. :(

[Mystic]

maybe if you practice harder... :P

[Big_al]

that makes you got blind surely?

[Aliotroph?]

Doesn't matter. I'm already half blind. :p

[Mystic]

you must be really good at it then, Im merely short sighted.

[Big_al]

If you are short sighted your vision gets better with age as the muscles around your eyes relax a bit.

[Aliotroph?]

I'm really good at walking into inanimate objects. :/

[PumpkinSmasher]

i'm farsighted, so in class I'm always asking the person next to me what the board says

[Doom_Dude]

There for a sec I thought you said broad. :p

[Big_al]

i'm farsighted, so in class I'm always asking the person next to me what the board says
That means you're shortsighted :p
No problems with seeing stuff close by you , difficulty see stuff far away

[Doom_Dude]

I can see both far and short.

[Big_al]

What about middle?

[Aliotroph?]

I can't focus properly on anything more than a few inches away from my head. Amazing how one gets used to a thing like that.

[Mystic]

Thats something all them damn scientists should be trying to find a cure for, instead of making new missiles and crap like that.

[Big_al]

Thats something all them damn scientists should be trying to find a cure for, instead of making new missiles and crap like that.Its all to do with money (what isn't) more and bigger research budgets for missles and crap.

[SavageMessiah]

Maybe you should just nab a pair of eyes from a spare winona-bot?

*Does the butterscotch doggy paddle*
*paddle paddle paddle paddle*
*paddle*
*gurgle...*
*does the butterscotch drown*

[Big_al]

I'd rather drown in something alcholic :p

[SavageMessiah]

Maybe it's alchoholic butterscotch :D.

BTW, how did the butterscotch thing get started anyway? I seem to recall I was around when it happened but I don't remember the circumstances.

[Aliotroph?]

DD likes butterscotch instead of chocolate. :D

I don't want them finding a cure for my free bus passes, computers and education. :p

[Big_al]

Chocolate's better :p

[doomdiz]

mmmmm.......chocolate.....*grgl grgl grgl* *bug*

[Mystic]

DD likes butterscotch instead of chocolate. :D

I don't want them finding a cure for my free bus passes, computers and education. :p

Hehehe, three very good points.

Chocolate is the best food in the whole history of creation. (including the future)

[Aliotroph?]

Yeah, it probably is.

[doomdiz]

Wait, let me verify that statement....................................
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............................yup, its the best creation ever all right! *giddy*

[Big_al]

I think coffee is better creation than chocolate

[Wicked Anime Kid]

Beer tops it all imo:)

[PumpkinSmasher]

I think Chocolate is better than coffee and beer.

[Aliotroph?]

Beer isn't food. It's the best drink though.

[doomdiz]

mmmmm........beer......*grgl grgl grgl* Beer is a mighty fine drink indeed. :)

[iori]

Heh... its 1:32 pm and Im sipping on a Sleemans. I've just found out that beer doesnt taste as good before 5:00pm

[Phoebus]

Hehehe, three very good points.

Chocolate is the best food in the whole history of creation. (including the future)
As long as it's real chocolate and not that fake milk chocolatey stuff ;)

[doomdiz]

I like the kind of chocolate that has all those crunchy little crispy thingys in 'em... *flip*

[Aliotroph?]

Yummy!!! :D

[doomdiz]

INDEEEEEEEEEED! *crazy*

[Big_al]

* hides custard pie bomb in HTML hole and sets trip wire *

[FATAL]

Mmm... Custard pie...