While the boss is away! [Archive]

mystic

January 4th, 2002, 07:48 PM

Haha, I think Doom Dude really is away. I have the forum all to myself.

Shit this is boring, I wish I could get all enthusiastic about posting again, like I did for a few days back in the summer, or like the Pickle a few days ago.

Hey, Ive never noticed Pickle Hammer in this forum, I always thought all you Canadians were mates when I first came here, there was such a good rapport among the posters. Im sure that feeling will return someday. Someday.

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
http://www.murray6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/liam/6.gif
http://www.gtroad.net

Planky

January 5th, 2002, 02:01 AM

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

Aliotroph?

January 5th, 2002, 02:08 PM

Whatever. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

mystic

January 5th, 2002, 03:38 PM

haha, I knew planky would be back. Nice to see you Planky, that was a good impersonation of the Pickle by both of you, but the smiley gave the show away.

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
http://www.murray6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/liam/6.gif
http://www.gtroad.net

Planky

January 5th, 2002, 04:05 PM

We should run riot in doom_dude's forums while he's gone

PARTY !!!

*Planky gets hold of some big ass party poppers and fires one in Mystic's face

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm24.gif

Aliotroph?

January 5th, 2002, 06:09 PM

Aliotroph? starts chasing after the kinky chicks which are nowhere to be found.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

mystic

January 5th, 2002, 09:13 PM

WTF, I cant see a bloody thing, (I have no idea what a party popper is, I assume its a hard object?). I effing hate parties, I want to get out of here but some evil swine popped in my face.

Oops, that sounded slightly smutty.

*Mystic trips over one of those non-existing kinky chicks and cops a non-existing feel on his way to the floor.

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
http://www.murray6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/liam/6.gif
http://www.gtroad.net

The Undertaker

January 5th, 2002, 11:00 PM

Okay, I'll bring in the big screen, some pornos and drink imported beer (but from what country, we got so many here). And then after that, we can watch some bloopers of DooM_Dude editing.

Doom_Dude

January 6th, 2002, 06:18 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>And then after that, we can watch some bloopers of DooM_Dude editing.<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO! That's one of the funniest things you've ever said. LOL.

How long was I away? I'm missing time here!
http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

mystic

January 6th, 2002, 07:35 AM

Must have been a whole day. As soon as someone mentions beer look who drags himself back. Typical. I like that Miller Genuine Draft stuff, I think its from the USA, I also like Budweiser and Holsten Pils.

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
http://www.murray6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/liam/6.gif
http://www.gtroad.net

Doom_Dude

January 6th, 2002, 12:17 PM

One measly day? That's it? I think I need a beer now. A Keiths would be nice....ice cold and wet. yeah wet. very wet and cold too. Taste good too. Uh huh. Mmmmmmmmm. Beer.

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Planky

January 6th, 2002, 03:58 PM

A party popper is a little tube with a string attached at one end, u pull the string, it makes a bang and confetti goes flying everywhere

Doom_Dude

January 6th, 2002, 04:03 PM

Completely different from a party pooper. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Planky

January 6th, 2002, 04:16 PM

It wouldnt be nice having either fired in your face, although how u would go about firing a party pooper at someone...

mystic

January 6th, 2002, 04:19 PM

That conjures up much the same sort of images party popper did for me earlier, I sometimes have a dirty mind, usually when I least need it.

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
http://www.murray6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/liam/6.gif
http://www.gtroad.net

Planky

January 6th, 2002, 04:26 PM

ya gotta love toilet humour

Aliotroph?

January 6th, 2002, 05:03 PM

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

mystic

January 6th, 2002, 09:20 PM

Hey aliotroph? youve gone bald again, and put a lot of weight on. You look like a fat baldy geek waving his heavy weapon at winona.

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
http://www.murray6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/liam/6.gif
http://www.gtroad.net

Aliotroph?

January 6th, 2002, 09:22 PM

Noooooooo!!!!!!

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Big_al

January 7th, 2002, 06:46 AM

At least its better than looking like Bill Gates Mystic. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

Rellik_jmd

January 7th, 2002, 11:59 AM

DOOM_DUDE editing bloopers:

*everyone laughs

Rellik: "He's got those sidedefs backwards! Ha ha ha ha! Their backwards! ROFL!

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif

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Webmaster The DOOM Editing Resource (http://www.teamdeim.com/der/)

The Undertaker

January 7th, 2002, 01:08 PM

He made a health potion deaf http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm2.gif . Look at this part, he's gonna give his door a normal texture.

Doom_Dude

January 7th, 2002, 03:51 PM

LOL you guys are weird. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Planky

January 7th, 2002, 03:55 PM

OMG!!! is that a misaligned wall texture?

ROFLMAO

Aliotroph?

January 7th, 2002, 04:42 PM

OMG!!! That sector isn't closed!!!! It's got a huge gap!!! The VOID.... noooooo. not the void!!!!!!!!

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 7th, 2002, 11:18 PM

Heh the jokers are wild in this card game. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Aliotroph?

January 7th, 2002, 11:19 PM

BTW: I've actually made maps like the one I just described. It's fucking weird to say the least.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 7th, 2002, 11:24 PM

LOL. Well don't look at me...that should be your blooper cause I never did that yet I get the blame again like usual. DanG!

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Planky

January 8th, 2002, 02:28 AM

But your so easy to blame...

*Planky's g/f leaves him
*Planky blames Doom_dude and throws a molotov cocktail at him

See? What did I tell u!

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Doom_Dude

January 8th, 2002, 06:57 AM

Isn't it a little dangerous for a plank to be handling a flaming explosive bottle? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

The Undertaker

January 8th, 2002, 01:31 PM

Don't worry, he's inflamable.

Aliotroph?

January 8th, 2002, 06:27 PM

Is he waterproofed?

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

mystic

January 8th, 2002, 10:59 PM

Im speechless. This is just the way things were back in the good old days when I first ventured into this place.

Did you know that in the old days they made Condoms from sheep intestines. So if you were caught shagging a sheep you could just say you were using it as a condom and couldnt be arsed to take off the wrapper.

Something just occured to me, when Planky buggered off to the land of the crickets Doom Dude started to dress up as Lara Croft and The Undertaker moved in with him/her, presumably because they both like playing with dead bodies. The Undertaker has moved out since DD stopped dressing up as Lara and now Planky is back. Is there a connection? Is Planky covering that hole he left in the basement floor?

Shit, I said I was speechless and now Ive typed all that crap. Haha, I bet you thought I would write something funny.

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
http://www.murray6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/liam/6.gif
http://www.gtroad.net

Finite

January 8th, 2002, 11:32 PM

The only thing party poppers are good for is being converted into weapons of mass destruction.

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.
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Planky

January 9th, 2002, 01:08 AM

BTW, Im flame retardant http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

Aliotroph?

January 9th, 2002, 05:44 AM

And I get asked out by Mystic every time I dress up as a different chick. I'll have to find another one to use when I get tired of this costume. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 9th, 2002, 09:29 AM

Aliotroph? I think Mystic loves it when you tease and flirt with him. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Aliotroph?

January 9th, 2002, 10:41 PM

Hehehe! That sounds like him. Whee'd he go anyway?

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

mystic

January 9th, 2002, 11:12 PM

Ive been letching at you from behind the bushes.

I like it when you wear that sheepskin coat.

Oh oh, I think my underpants are shrinking.

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
http://www.murray6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/liam/6.gif
http://www.gtroad.net

Doom_Dude

January 10th, 2002, 05:22 AM

LMAO! Mystic Aliotroph? is reeling you in I think! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Aliotroph?

January 10th, 2002, 01:39 PM

Those big brown eyes of mine do that to lots of guys. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif Sheepskin is warm and soft...

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Planky

January 11th, 2002, 12:20 AM

And I thought i was sick...

Doom_Dude

January 11th, 2002, 05:03 PM

Your not sick, you're a STICK!

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Planky

January 12th, 2002, 08:33 PM

Ouch!

Now that is a kick in the crotch is ever i saw one http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

Aliotroph?

January 12th, 2002, 10:39 PM

LOL

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 13th, 2002, 06:56 AM

If you had crickets in your bark then maybe we would have to call a tree surgeon or a pest control officer. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Aliotroph?

January 13th, 2002, 10:15 AM

Better those than a guy with a flame thrower. Actually, since hie's fire retardant, that might not matter...

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 13th, 2002, 10:36 AM

Is he made from pressure treated wood? Cause if he is and we burn him to kill his crickets...he'll pollute the forums with viscious gasses and foul smelling vapors. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Aliotroph?

January 13th, 2002, 11:10 AM

Gross! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm8.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 13th, 2002, 01:37 PM

LOL. Poor Planky taking all this flakk. Id not burn Planky, honest! I mean if we were really his friends we'd offer to hand pick the bugs off him. You go first Aliotroph? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Aliotroph?

January 13th, 2002, 11:44 PM

Kewl! Bugs are neat!

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 14th, 2002, 05:36 AM

Unlike computer bugs cause they really suck. DanG bugs!

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Aliotroph?

January 14th, 2002, 10:49 PM

Computer bugs are kinda neat as long as they're not on the box you're trying to use for something (other than checking out bugs).

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 15th, 2002, 09:44 AM

R U saying that programmers kinda like bugs? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm3.gif LMAO.

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Aliotroph?

January 15th, 2002, 09:46 AM

Not really. Sometimes they're just neat. They can even be fun to laugh at when you know what the programmer did wrong. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 15th, 2002, 09:50 AM

Oh I see so you laugh at some other poor sap who screwed up some code. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Aliotroph?

January 15th, 2002, 12:21 PM

Something like that. There are lots of bugs that are excusable, but some are just pathetic.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 16th, 2002, 04:40 PM

I wonder how many bugs are developed in programs because the programmer was either drunk or half asleep or just wired. LOL.

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

The Undertaker

January 16th, 2002, 06:00 PM

Why won't you ask the king of bugs, mystic Gates, I mean Bill. I seriously hope he hasn't been drunk or asleep for the past 7 years though.

Doom_Dude

January 16th, 2002, 06:09 PM

Maybe he was asleep for the past 7 years and some clone or droid is working in his place?

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Aliotroph?

January 16th, 2002, 06:22 PM

I don't know about that. M$ couldn't make a droid that works.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 17th, 2002, 06:21 AM

LOL. But wouldn't that explain a lot of?

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

The Undertaker

January 17th, 2002, 02:57 PM

Well, he has the money and he sure as hell needs to find a way to spend it, so why not droids? How hard can it be make something as ugly and bug ridden as Gates?

Aliotroph?

January 17th, 2002, 03:05 PM

Droid chicks would be fun. They'd be really smart (if M$ didn't make them).

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 17th, 2002, 05:03 PM

Droid chicks? That's not such a great idea what with the metal tits and such. LOL.

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

The Undertaker

January 17th, 2002, 06:22 PM

Oh Behave

Aliotroph?

January 17th, 2002, 10:35 PM

Didn't you ever see Aliens? They could use weird polymers and such. Or they could make them like Terminators.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 18th, 2002, 06:02 AM

Yes they could but this is still 2002 soooooo its metal or maybe some plastic......or that smelly rubbery latex stuff. LMAO.

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

Aliotroph?

January 18th, 2002, 08:49 PM

Good point. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

mystic

January 18th, 2002, 10:09 PM

Shit, I had a link to a Jap site that sells life size imitation humans. They look like Rena Tanaka with her mouth slightly open and have very realistic looking bodies.

I think they may be meant as a sex aid or something but I dont have it in my bookmarks anymore so doesnt matter.

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
http://www.murray6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/liam/6.gif
http://www.gtroad.net

Aliotroph?

January 18th, 2002, 11:18 PM

Why would I want one? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/confused.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

The Undertaker

January 19th, 2002, 08:34 AM

When was the last time a plastic model said no to your request? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

Aliotroph?

January 19th, 2002, 09:11 AM

It's still just an inanimate model.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

The Undertaker

January 19th, 2002, 08:34 PM

You have no imiganation.

Zack

January 20th, 2002, 10:24 AM

Now here's a fun-looking topic. What happened to the party? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

1. LOL! He made a health potion deaf. Good one Undertaker.

2. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>Must have been a whole day.<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE> Okay...Everyone who's been gone for more than 8 months please raise your hand. *raises his hand*

3. And finally... *Zack douses Planky in alcohol*

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

The Undertaker

January 20th, 2002, 12:39 PM

You need to use brandy, its more flamable.

Planky

January 20th, 2002, 06:10 PM

It's nice to feel loved

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm44.gif

mystic

January 20th, 2002, 10:08 PM

Thats what 'they' say, its probably overrated though. I doubt if its as good as eating chocolate.

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
http://www.murray6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/liam/6.gif
http://www.gtroad.net

Doom_Dude

January 22nd, 2002, 10:00 AM

It's better than chocolate or so I think it must be...........

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Aliotroph?

January 23rd, 2002, 10:59 AM

Vodka's really flammable (with a bright green flame)!

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Doom_Dude

January 23rd, 2002, 05:35 PM

Thanx for the info Vodka Boy. Me I'll go look at some Sunshine. Uh nevermind.

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Aliotroph?

January 23rd, 2002, 06:27 PM

I feel like some Smirnof Ice now.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 23rd, 2002, 07:59 PM

I dunno. I stay away from the hard booze usually. Shoot I need a rum and coke now. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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Aliotroph?

January 25th, 2002, 10:26 AM

Having one Smirnof Ice won't get you. It's only 7%. Having a few would be bad though. It tastes really really yummy though.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 25th, 2002, 10:55 AM

LOL. I don't ever remember having any of this Smirnoff Ice stuff before. Only 7% huh....well your the expert booze dude around here so I guess you'd know. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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The Undertaker

January 26th, 2002, 10:47 AM

Maybe he likes to read the labels on the back. Gotta know how many vitimins are in it.

Doom_Dude

January 26th, 2002, 12:49 PM

Ginger Ale is good. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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Aliotroph?

January 26th, 2002, 03:35 PM

I'm not that much of an expert. You don't even need to read the back cause it says on the front. It's a good thing to know before you go and drink stuff.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 26th, 2002, 04:55 PM

Yes it's a good thing to read labels prior to the partaking and eating of things. Otherwise you could accidentially eat the old mans viagra thinking it was some funky food. LOL.

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Aliotroph?

January 27th, 2002, 12:36 AM

Ugh!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm8.gif

Heh, Viagra. Now there's something I DON'T need. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm1.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 27th, 2002, 07:39 AM

LOL. Well I sure hope not!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

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The Undertaker

January 27th, 2002, 04:54 PM

But it will improve your sex drive, unless your sex drive is a drive C full of porn. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm30.gif

Planky

January 27th, 2002, 06:18 PM

*cough, splutter, etc*

LMAO

(laughing while u got a ton of food in yer mouth aint good)

Doom_Dude

January 27th, 2002, 06:23 PM

Don't need it thanx or the porn. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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Big_al

January 28th, 2002, 05:28 AM

These alcho-pop drinks are for lamerz, you want to drink your lick-her straight. Only think you should add is water or ice.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>But it will improve your sex drive, unless your sex drive is a drive C full of porn.<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>
Isn't it better to burn it to CD? Um, in theory of course. Er, Its not like I got any you understand, I've just heard it mentioned by ,um, other people, er, yes other people.

Also remember "in theory" to delete it all before sending you computer for repair http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif .

First thing PC World, etc will do is a find *.jpg ask Gary Glitter he know.....

The Undertaker

January 28th, 2002, 06:10 PM

I have all of mine locked up in a zip. And with a password of 69 I'll never forget.

Big_al

January 29th, 2002, 01:22 AM

Mystic tried that, then forgot the password, doh! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

Aliotroph?

January 29th, 2002, 12:52 PM

Then you make the zip files look like DooM zips. You could also use DeePsea to hide porn in wad files.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

January 29th, 2002, 04:10 PM

Passwords suck. I have too many now to remember and I definitely can't go and start passwording my porn. LOL.

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Planky

January 30th, 2002, 02:17 AM

Do what i, i mean, wmull does. Just hide them in a windows cabinet file*

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm6.gif

*(providing u store the setup files on yer hdd) http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif

Big_al

January 30th, 2002, 02:24 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>You could also use DeePsea to hide porn in wad files<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wouldn't it be converted to the Doom palette, not enough flesh tones.

You could always burn them to a "hidden" session on a CDR. Done this by mistake on a WADs backup CD. Forgot to "import session" when added new stuff to a multi session CDR.
With a bit of techie style button poking I could access the original session but Joe Public would just see the last session written to the CD http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

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Doom_Dude

January 30th, 2002, 10:04 AM

You guys are fucked. LOL.

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Big_al

January 30th, 2002, 12:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>You guys are fucked<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not enough, thats the problem http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

Doom_Dude

January 30th, 2002, 02:35 PM

Then you guys are screwed. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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mystic

January 30th, 2002, 07:19 PM

rename all your porn .zip files to .dud or something, that way only you know where they are.

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Doom_Dude

January 30th, 2002, 08:00 PM

I'm not zipping 2 gigs of pictures. Fuck that.

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Planky

January 31st, 2002, 06:05 PM

2gig of porn?!?

shit, and i thought i had heaps...

Big_al

February 1st, 2002, 07:16 AM

2 gigs???? Man you arm must be sore.

Aliotroph?

February 1st, 2002, 09:30 AM

Heh, never got past 1.25GB. That's all gone though. I don't have any porn. I think you could import them to a wad as some type of raw lump and not have the tools even know what it is. You'd have to extract it before you could do anything with it though.

In fact you could put all kinds of stuff in wad files to hide it.

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- obituary from Perfect Dark

Doom_Dude

February 1st, 2002, 11:09 AM

LOL. Well it's a rough estimate and a lot of it is ART. My arms are not sore and why are y'all so obsessed with hiding your PORN? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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Big_al

February 1st, 2002, 03:56 PM

Don't know, so your other half (if you've got one) doesn't find it and get p*ssed off?
One solution is to install W2K or XP with NTFS file system instead of FAT32. Then create a seperate password protected user for the porno. With NTFS one user can't see another users files so your 2Gig jpeg collection should be save.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade> lot of it is ART<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>
*grin* good one, must try that.

Doom_Dude

February 1st, 2002, 10:20 PM

I don't like hiding stuff unless it's personal. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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Big_al

February 2nd, 2002, 03:29 AM

Best why to hide something it to put it "somewhere safe", you never find the dam thing again after that.

Doom_Dude

February 2nd, 2002, 05:41 AM

LOL. Well it is ART. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif You could alway buy a warehouse full of ink cartridges and paper and print it all off. Nah that would cost too much.

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Big_al

February 2nd, 2002, 05:39 PM

Or just train you mind to find everyday items erotic instead.
Starting with this picture,
http://www.perfectpixs.com/spam.jpg

Doom_Dude

February 2nd, 2002, 06:14 PM

Nah. That would be a very strange fetish. I already have enough of those thanx. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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Planky

February 2nd, 2002, 11:19 PM

And what would those be...

cutlery fetishes?

no, wait, i don't want to know anymore...

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Big_al

February 3rd, 2002, 08:42 AM

Whatever your chosen fetish sure bet there will be an alt.binaries.whatever newsgroup to cater for it.
Another sure bet it will be full o' spam.
http://www.perfectpixs.com/spam.jpg

Doom_Dude

February 3rd, 2002, 09:00 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>cutlery fetishes?<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

That sounds dangerous. Especially around the nether regions.

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Planky

February 3rd, 2002, 05:46 PM

practice makes perfect http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif

Doom_Dude

February 4th, 2002, 05:50 AM

I suppose if your made of wood then a little fork and spoon exploring wouldn't hurt too much. LOL.

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Big_al

February 4th, 2002, 06:32 AM

Think about the splinters Dude...........ouch. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm24.gif

Doom_Dude

February 4th, 2002, 09:04 PM

He's already made of wood so how's he gonna get splinters? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm3.gif

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Planky

February 6th, 2002, 04:55 PM

Its the termites and crickets im worried about, lol

Big_al

February 7th, 2002, 01:09 AM

Well don't put ants in your pants then.

Doom_Dude

February 7th, 2002, 07:21 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade>Its the termites and crickets im worried about, lol<hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah we don't need you getting a STD!
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