Canada's Revenge!

[MidnightStorm]

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God,
"Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds.
"Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
"What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth,
"For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass in the top corner and asked,
"What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed.
"What about balance, God. You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely.
"Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them."

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[Big_al]

LOL

[Kaiser]

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[Sparky9212]

YAA CANADA RULES !! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

[MR_ROCKET]

i was born in central u.s. , cant say that im a loud mouth basterd though.. lol
hmmm..

[HyperFlash]

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[Melfice]

Well, I personally like Canada, and here I am in the center of the United States. heh, hope the rest of my fellow americans don't yell at me for saying myself,"Canada rules!."

[Monkey]

*giggles* America might be a loudmouth bastard, but at least we have insanley stupid people living here! Wait, that didn't come out right...

[Deathgiver]

Well, I'm still proud proud to be an American. But Canadians Seem nice to. God must've been talking about the native Americans.

[pickle_hammer]

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*giggles at the spelling error that many Americans make*

[mystic]

And the native Canadians.

/me runs and hides

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[Aliotroph?]

Hehe, that was a funny joke. Canada isn't THAT great. It's great but we're not all super-genius good guys.

As for our pacisfist ways, my dad thinks that might be because the cold harsh weather forced early settlers to cooperate more instead of competing for stuff like they did in many of the American colonies. I have no real idea how true that might be because I'm no historian.

For some reason I seem t know lots of nice Americans though. I just think the people in power down there are load mouths while the people in power up here are just complete idiots. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm1.gif

Anyway, we're all friends here! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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[Rellik_jmd]

LOL, that's hilarious! I think there isn't much difference between us, or anyone really on an individual level. The problem is you get hoo-mans together in groups and there's always trouble.

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[mystic]

Cool, oops, gotta go, one of my girlie contacts wants me on msn

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[DarkWolf]

Must be talking about those people up North. The refined southern gentleman has not a need for loudmouth antics. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm12.gif

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[Poor Little Mannequin]

OMG dude! I'm so sorry for screwing up your name deathgiver. I was looking for where I did that but I gave up cause im too lazy. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

Um...as far as the rest of the stuff goes blah blah blah sorry for not being around much but i've been busy with company, working and college and stuff and whatever else. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm6.gif NOT THAT ANY OF YOU CARE OBVIOUSLY BUT you know, thought maybe it was good or something. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm13.gif

[Doom_Dude]

HI!

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[Rellik_jmd]

Hey Amy, WHAAAAAZZZZAAAAAAP?!?!?!

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[HyperFlash]

I care! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif Hey, does X-Doom go to your college? Anyways, it's good you're back. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm20.gif

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[Boingo the Clown]

*Snicker.*

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[MR_ROCKET]

bah ! , we'r all the same..
just a bunch of crazy Doom heads ! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

[mystic]

Hi Amy, I care but Im not saying so in such a public place as this, Im far too shy and secretive.

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[OldDog]

Ah yes, Canada. The land of Wolverine. He's not that pacific, you know...

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[HyperFlash]

Wolverine?! You mean that dude off of X-Men? I thought he came from America. I think everybody is turning Canadian.

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[OldDog]

He, Logan is Canadian all right...

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[HyperFlash]

He is?! What Wolverine are you talking about?

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[OldDog]

Logan is Wolverine's name. He uses Wolverine just as a stupid nickname. I don't know, like HyperFlash or something. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

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[HyperFlash]

What'd you say!?!?!?! I know Logan is his real name. I didn't know he was Canadian.

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[Stphrz]

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Heh.

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[Doom_Dude]

Hehee!

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[Aliotroph?]

ROFLMFAO!!!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

Believe it or not, I'm Canadian and I like to use guns for target shooting (NO LIVE TARGETS). http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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[Doom_Dude]

You must have lots of bullet holes in your house.. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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[DarkWolf]

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I should be getting a crossbow soon.

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[Aliotroph?]

Those are neat. I've shot regular bows but not crossbows. I wonder where I can try that.

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