Masters Of Irrelevance

[Doom_Dude]

*Sigh*

We are becoming masters of irrelevance. The rants area is overflowing with useless crapola, and no one talks the Doom talk anymore.

Well, i gotta go see if anyone else got caught in the infected chicken post.

*Cough* I think this is post 500. Yipee.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

I was so dissapointed to find out that 501 posts didn't change my "Doomed Space Marine" rank. Darn! :)

They told me that after 101, it would never change again. But I still hold my breath...there realy should be more than two classes for us! Grrr...I wanna be a webmaster! :)

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Doom_Dude]

But Zack, you need a web site to be a webmaster!

Maybe you will have a funny Doom site sometime. That would be cool.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

A funny Doom site? You mean like a parody? Yes, that would be neat.. :)



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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Ferrari]

Yes many of our recent messages are becoming very irrevelant. A break from DooM and some good humour is good http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif
Sooner or later we'll see more DooM talk.

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[REoL]

Like me, you need your own site, and your own message boards.


(www.delphi.com/reol/start)


I would think if I had UBB, it'll go like:

Low: Barbra Streisand Fan
Norm: Commoner
Upper: Knight
High: King
Sysop: God

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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[This message has been edited by King REoL (edited 08-03-2000).]

[Nox]

low:Barbara Streisand fan (that was a good one)
norm: doomed
up: perverted
high: Barbara Sreisand fan
mod: kid
adm: Nox

[Doom_Dude]

Ya, irrelevant and funny is cool.

Zack will have a Doom site in the year 2002. I predict it and so shall it be.

So whats it like being a webslinger........i mean a webmaster? Do you get to mingle with the gods and float high above us on magic carpets amongst the clouds? Let me know, so that i can better understand.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Nox]

What are You admitting you don't have a website!!!!!!!!!
bARbaRa bARbaRa bARbaRa bARbaRa bARbaRa bARbaRa bARbaRa bARbaRa bARbaRa bARbaRa bARbaRa!!!
I like green though.
No honestly, it sucks.
I mean red socks sucks...

[This message has been edited by Nox (edited 08-03-2000).]

[Doom_Dude]

I admit to nothing. I need to keep you guys ignorant of some stuff.

Green socks? Huh?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

Yeah? Why not red socks?? Why green?

I will not have a site in 2002 because I ...don't like it......

Low: Fat Guy Dressed Like Sailor Moon
Sysop: John Carmack's Brain

everthing in between: All the Doom monsters!


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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Nox]

good question
check this http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/000046.html
They know everything about green and red, once again according to them it has something to do with sex.



[This message has been edited by Nox (edited 08-03-2000).]

[Doom_Dude]

Whoah. I saw no socks in there! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif You probably got into Zacks contact cement fumes.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[This message has been edited by Doom_Dude (edited 08-03-2000).]

[Zack]

I have a headache...ugh...

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Doom_Dude]

I think we need a fan made out of a airplane prop and engine in here to clear the air of Zack's chemicals.

*Beeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuulaaaaaaaaaa*

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Nox]

If you don't mind I will stay on topic.
So here's my question:
Are there any people aware that a care co-ordinator from Pluto is assigned to them when they're born in years like 132302,3674,7C6

[Zack]

Three things. One, you can't stay on topic with a forum about irrelevance. Two, 7C6 is not a valid year. Three, those were the only two things I could think of.

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Nox]

now that would be irrelevant to do but you're right.
The years are coded however this reply is a bit too relevant however last time I asked for Win2K I ended up with Win ME which looks like a Win98, smells like a Win98, and *swears* is Win98.



[This message has been edited by Nox (edited 08-04-2000).]

[Doom_Dude]

Damn you two need to be detoxined.

The year is obviously 1000, it says so on my computer's clock.

*Spuke* *Gag* *BleeeeeeeeeCK*

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Nox]

Well, It's a bit a late reply but doomdude was it something like http://www.shadowkasters.com/mboca/uploads/kilroy99/Bigfart1.jpg


[This message has been edited by Nox (edited 08-05-2000).]

[Doom_Dude]

Hahahahahahahahaah. WOOWOO. Hehe.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[REoL]

Talk about canned heat!

But nobody answered: Why do dog houses have pancakes for roofs?


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Pancakes? Don't the dogs tend to eat their roofing materials, since they're made from pancakes?



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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[REoL]

I think it had to do with butter or something....

I don't remember the original posting. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif

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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Huh? So why did ya ask?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[REoL]

Maybe someone here has heard of it before. I dunno.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Huh? I don't get your pancake thing. Maybe Aunt Jemima knows what it is you be talkin about.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[REoL]

I doubt anyone remembers it. It's been like 5 or so years ago.

What do you call a Polish person with a high IQ?
A miracle.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Grrrrrrrrrrr! No one remembers what? Did you win a pancake eating contest or somethin, 6 years ago?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[REoL]

No, something about why dog houses have pancakes for roofs. I forget the actual answer, and it was strange.

(No, I'm NOT making this up!)


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

So where did you see this? In the Dog Pancake House Magazine?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[REoL]

Software Creations BBS.
Talk about a bad model for running a public forum. I guess that's where Lowtax and Linguica learned how to run their sites.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Monkey]

FIRE!!!!!!!

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Reason never to give Monkey Drugs or Booze :
"If you could only have one BooK ona dessert island what would you choose? I would choose spinkles hahaha. Dickhead. IM gunna goto bed noe cya latr 2 o clock here and got stuuff tomarrow. Goobye."

I am Monkey,hear me eek!

[Acid Rain]

There really needs to be more talk about the new doom. Not all this other **** about nothing.

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Mess with the best
Die like the rest
--Hackers
Acid Rain

[Doom_Dude]

Why would anyone make a dog house, roof outta pancakes? It don't make any dam sense. Where are you reading this balognie?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Nox]

a thin cake made from a batter of eggs, flour and milk, cooked on both sides in a frying-pan or on a griddle, and traditional in many parts of the world.
I had to look up the word pancake but it meant what I thought so you're really telling an urban myth, I guess. They will start barking and stop until you pass the sirup or sugar and after two days the roof will be gone.

[REoL]

FIRE?! WHERE?!!! :O

I can't remember the question well. What I have is what I have, unfortunately.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

http://img.richmedia.lycos.com/thumbnail?cmd=key&param=202412150 So REoL how can you make a roof outta these?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

Ack, this is one of those forums that I never went to because I was "anti-irrelevance" at the time. I shouldn't have not hated not posting, but I don't know why I didn't. (How's THAT for double negatives?)

[Doom_Dude]

Now Zack is a master of irrelevance like the rest of us.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

A topic about irrelevance is pretty irrelevant.

[Doom_Dude]

http://img.richmedia.lycos.com/thumbnail?cmd=key&param=203132951 Yeah.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

Doom 2 runs on my PC still. Not UD or FD, just D2. I'm too lazy to type the full names.

No music or mouse either, so I'm trying to get used to the controls here. I got two rockets into the icon of sin's brain, not bad for a first try keyboard only. I'm now dead, staring at a quite funny scene with an Arachnotron and the revenant on the front ledge. The revenant had hit the arachnotron by accident, and so the arachnotron had walked around for a while after I died until it found a spot where it could see the rev, and has been shooting at it ever since, its plasma hitting the same spot on the side of the ledge below the rev http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif
Eek! A caco just got telefragged!

This would make a good screensaver http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

[Don Incognito]

http://www.geocities.com/dynamo_jones/doom/30start.bmp

1 hour later...

http://www.geocities.com/dynamo_jones/doom/30finish.bmp

(sorry 'bout the big pics)

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With Love and Admiration, (laced with Raw Passion).


[This message has been edited by Don Incognito (edited 10-03-2000).]

[Zack]

Could I see the URLs for those pics, before I stick my Dreamcast in a rocket launcher and splatter it across a wall?

[Doom_Dude]

http://www.geocities.com/dynamo_jones/doom/30finish.bmp

Hope this helps.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[Finite]

As I said just before in another topic. I don't post irrelevant stuff like you guys. SEE! I never even posted in this topic! There is proof!

Wait a minute... I just posted in this topic didn't I? NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Doom_Dude]

Finite is now infected with the "irrelevance virus" and the only cure is to keep posting everything and anything until it wears off in about two years.......welcome to hell.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[Finite]

Argh it's true! Grrr check out the latest topic I just created... irrelevance at it's worst! Or is that best? I dunno, read it anyways http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[REoL]

But, you didn't answer my question!

How DO you sidestep past hot tar?


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

http://img.richmedia.lycos.com/thumbnail?cmd=key&param=203354590 Here ya go REoL. Hope this helps.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[Zack]

Still couldn't load that bmp with the URL. That sucks.


I liked it far better off when I had more than two thirds of all the posts in all of the New Doom forums! Then along came Doom_Dude and King REoL. *sigh*

[Doom_Dude]

Hey, what are you complaining about now? Sheeeesh.....your in the lead and I'm doing my best to be chillin', so go for the gold.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[REoL]

Thanks for the help, Doom_Dude. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

Pics are cool. God bless pics.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

No problemo.......gotta like pics.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[REoL]

Love those pic, Don.
First pic, a small white border surrounding the white rectangle with a red "X" in it, one hour later, a BIG white border surrounding the white rectangle with a red "X" in it.

Progress made! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Hehehe.............Xoomed perhaps?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[This message has been edited by Doom_Dude (edited 10-02-2000).]

[REoL]

With Xoom, you can't even see the pic, just their stupid-assed promo graphic. I do know what you mean, though (my regular Flash menu doesn't load at times, since it's on Xoom).


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

The weird thing is King REol that the first pic I posted here was off a Xoom-site and it appeared for me in the post for about an hour..........then POOF, it disappeared.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[Don Incognito]

Hey!
I'm sorry, I deleted them by accident.

But oh well.

They were just pics of Map 30, from the point of view of the boss shooter...
I felt they tied in with the conversation at the time, and they were fun.

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With Love and Admiration, (laced with Raw Passion).

[This message has been edited by Don Incognito (edited 10-02-2000).]

[REoL]

You mean it's POSSIBLE to make a graphic from Xoom appear?!


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Don Incognito]

No, I doubt that dude.
I'm using Geocities anyways.

[Doom_Dude]

Yeah, it was the first alien pic I posted in the "Aliens ain't real" topic. I saw the pic, because I checked my post after submitting it and the alien was on the page.

Then after an hour or so when I checked the topic, the thing was gone and you had posted by that time, something about Xoom pics not being displayed..... So thats why I said it was Xoomed!

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[Don Incognito]

Did you ever take into consideration that the aliens stole the pic?

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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With Love and Admiration, (laced with Raw Passion).

[-Jamman-]

Doomers must be the most irrelevant people in the world. This topic alone took 43 or so posts

[-Jamman-]

too much nirvana and not enough doom makes Jamman turn into a flying pizza which is used to kill AD&D players...

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Gwam has spooken

[REoL]

This is all relevant to DooM.

DooM.

See? There! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif
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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Hell, even flying pizzas of death are very doomish.

Well, I guess the aliens from the planet Xoom did take the pic.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[REoL]

Xoom takes everything away I guess.

Xoom is owned by NBC, which teams up with Microsoft, which explains why Xoom hardly ever works. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

I guess that does explain it all.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[REoL]

I think Xoom is working on the "Blue Page of Death" now. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Is that something like project blue book?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[REoL]

Not at all. It's just like the dreaded "Blue Screen of Death" when Win95/98/00/NT crashes big-time. Only difference is, this is the "Blue PAGE of Death", meaning a serious failure to pull up the web addy would display that disturbing page.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Ahhhhhh. The blue screen of death, brother to the black screen of hatred.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . (I'm Talkin' ArchVile!!!!)

[Doom_Dude]

*cough*

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Vilecore Is Coming! (http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[Ferrari]

THATS irrevelant!

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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I have posted, once again...

Team DeiM secondary leader.

[Rellik_jmd]

I bow before the master...

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

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Beezlebub is my co-pilot.
TeiM DeiM
Goodbye pop gun!

[Don Incognito]

Anyone ever notice that highlighter's are yellow?

Wierd huh?

[Ferrari]

Why do we have to have an dedicated irrevelant thread while the rants and raves forum itself is about irrevelant stuff?

Thats irrevelant.

Did I pass?

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I have posted, once again...

Team DeiM secondary leader.

[REoL]

Actually, highlighters are more than just yellow.
I guess people buy those most often because it actually stands out, unlike the other colors (especially, Pink, Blue, or Green).


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Finite]

Ever notice how the most irrelevant things appear OUTSIDE the thread about irrelevance? Weird eh? Sorta like... you know... THAT thing. Yeah.

So anyway, Doom. Oops. I think I just made my post relevant. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.

[Doom_Dude]

Hi, to you too. Come here often? Wassup? Cya!

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Vilecore's Home (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad)

[Rellik_jmd]

It's kinda hard to breath under this mask. There's no... you know, fresh air. Then I get all sleepy and dizzy and-

*thud*

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TeiM DeiM Just Jack!

[Doom_Dude]

Uh oh. Has anyone seen Rellik lately? Maybe I shouldn't of traded him that mask for that icon of sin toolkit.

*sneaks out the forum's, emergency exit again...*

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Vilecore' Is Here! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad)

[REoL]

Do I have to repeat myself?
Cronbread is GOOD for you!

Damn....


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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Zack]

That's a really good idea.

You know that bare wall along the length of your bedroom?

ICON OF SIN MURAL!!!

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Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!

[Doom_Dude]

First of all REoL what is Cronbread?

An Icon Of Sin mural would be sweeeeet! But who's gonna paint it? I could, but I'm too freaking lazy.

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Vilecore' Is Here! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad)

[Ferrari]

Did you know I have an average GPA of 4.6 at my university?

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Team DeiM secondary leader.

Ferrari's definition of some words when he was young:
Ferrari: Boy. This test is firm.
Teacher aid: No, no. Firm is for the hardness of materials.
Ferrari: Oh I understand! When a dog dies it becomes FIRM!

[Zack]

4.6 out of a possible 4.0? not bad. I could get my art teacher Mr Winterbottom to paint it...but I'd have to pay him a lot of money i bet he prolly don't do business anyway.

And cornbread is cornbread and I can't believe you never heard of corn bread!!! it's really good~!

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Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!

[Doom_Dude]

He said cronbread not cornbread.
What is a cron?

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Vilecore' Is Here! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad)

[Ferrari]

4.6 out of a possible 4.5!

I think...

A cron is a mutated corn. I think.

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Team DeiM secondary leader.


Ferrari's definition of some words when he was young:
Ferrari: Boy. This test is firm.
Teacher aid: No, no. Firm is for the hardness of materials.
Ferrari: Oh I understand! When a dog dies it becomes FIRM!

[Doom_Dude]

I take it that this "cronbread" is made of Cron chemicals?

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Vilecore' Is Here! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad)

[Ferrari]

LOL

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Team DeiM secondary leader.
I've posted, once again.

[REoL]

It does explain the acidic aftertaste.
Ahh, school cafeteria memories....


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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Doom_Dude]

Anouther mystery revealed!

Don't eat Cronbread, it's full of Cron!

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Vilecore' Is Here! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad)

[Don Incognito]

Ohh, now you tell me!

*falls on the floor*

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With love and care, (laced with raw passon),
Don Incognito

[Doom_Dude]

Don't eat the Cron Don! Don? Why are you laying there with drool hanging off your lip?

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Vilecore' Is Here! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad)

[Don Incognito]

No.....more......cron.... argh..

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With love and care, (laced with raw passon),
Don Incognito

[REoL]

I guess I just ran the stuff off.
When the teachers keep yelling at me for running in the halls, they didn't realize how it flushed the cron out, meaning it was a life or death situation.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Doom_Dude]

Then you musta had cronaca numismatica!

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Vilecore's Home (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad)

[Planky]

I just had to take this topic into the hundreds, YAY FIRST TIME EVER!

[Rellik_jmd]

Eegads! Plankenstien your sig pic blew up on the launch pad!

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TeiM DeiM

If you see an alien on the road as flat as a pancake, chances are Ferrari ran it over.

[Planky]

My tech guys just repaired it

5..4..3..2..1.. LIFT OFFF

*WHOOOSH*

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Show us your pearlywhites
(i'll finish it later)

[bedlam]

What blew up?

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[REoL]

God bless Winblows....


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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Doom_Dude]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica, serif">quote:</font><hr width="100%" size="1" noshade><font face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica, serif" size="2">
Zack saideth:

I will not have a site in 2002 because I ...don't like it......</font><hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>


Funny thing is Zack has a site (http://www.gamix.org/poti/index.asp) now that it's 2002. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm32.gif

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