66 topics

[Doom_Dude]

Now this makes 66 topics in here. Just thought you should know. Bye.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Nox]

yeah let's start a 666 topics race.

[Doom_Dude]

666 topics race. Cool. Very Irrelevant.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Doom_Dude]

Why did i post this thing? It sorta sucks.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

****, **** **** ****!!!! WHERE THE **** HAVE I BEEN! WHAT THE **** WAS I THINKING!!! aaagggghhh!!!! NEEED QUICKKK PSSOTOSOTOTOTOSTTS

[REoL]

Nope. Try 67 now.
Help save the whales!


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Finite]

HUH???????? BOTH DOOM_DUDE AND ZACK ARE SITTING ON 666 POSTS!!!! ARGH!!!! FREAKY!! GET AWAY EVIL FIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OABHSTOSABHTSOITAPOIBTAiug%awihg!!!!!!!!

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Life is Finite. Live with it.

[Doom_Dude]

Hey Finite, take a chill pill. The red ones usually work for me, so try one.

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[Zack]

Whatever you do, don't take the blue one. When I took it, I woke up from a simple dream and never understood or experienced the concept of the Matrix http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/frown.gif

As for the 666 posts thing Doom_Dude and I were sitting on, it's a funny story really! I'd tell you but I'm hungry and I'll let Doom_Dude tell you.

[Doom_Dude]

Nevermind that 666 post fiasco. This is post 700.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

Argh, you're at 700 ALREADY!!! I'll never get that much! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Zack]

Woah, nevermind. That was my 700th http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Finite]

LOL

[Doom_Dude]

Hey quit bitting at my heels. OUCH!

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Doom_Dude]

Hey, how did you get past me? Musta been when i was dozing off.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[REoL]

Better hurry, DooM_DudE, of I may eventually pass you! (ROTFL)

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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Whoah, REoL is starting to stomp through the forums in his combat boots like i once did. Maybe i better lay a few land mines around here.

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[Finite]

No!! Don't do that! I might accidently.... Argh **** !!!

*BOOM*

argh crap there goes my right leg...... I think my posting frequency will slow down a lot now! DAMN U DOOMDUDE!!

[REoL]

I hired a bunch of midgets to walk in front of me, so if the landmines go off, they'll kill midgets, not me. How many? I hired about 300 of them!


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Silly bastards! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

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[Nickster]

Digging in the forums again, eh?

[Doom_Dude]

Was just minding my own business when suddenly I tripped and somehow the topic was replied to.

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[Zack]

http://www.teamdeim.com/looney/postpics/rofl2.gif

Doom_Dude found a CLASSIC one http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

This is the topic I replied to (from the Dreamcast) just before I started a topic and began post after post, my countdown to 666, every 30 seconds (but probably slower), to try and beat Doom_Dude to it.

Bastage beat me by one measly minute.

[Doom_Dude]

Why this little gem was laying there on the last page of all paces, neglected and discarded like some olde REoL topic.

Oh yeah I did beat you by a minute! Thanx for the reminder. *sniff* the olden days are gone forever now.

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Sometimes it's not easy following the path of least resistance.

[Zack]

Yeah I liked those olden days. Back when I was in the lead http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif Then again, as I've said before, second place is good too.

And as we used to say long ago, post count isn't everything. But I don't believe it http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

[Aliotroph?]

Obviously. Post counts are cool. I want to see which monster comes next.

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[Zack]

I think the revenant does. Good thing you mentioned that or I'd not have realized that I've already crossed over. This is my 3807th post http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

[Aliotroph?]

That's pretty cool!

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Zack]

Alitroph, what were you before a Caco?

[Aliotroph?]

The Chaingun Dude!

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Zack]

Yes, I see now. Are you sure about that other list you posted?

[Big_al]

I want to be a flaming barrel, how many posts do I need for that?

[Doom_Dude]

ROFL! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif Silly Beggar!

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[Big_al]

What about a mega sphere then?

[Aliotroph?]

I'm pretty sure about the list I posted. I was all those things after all. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

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- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Doom_Dude]

What about a candelabra? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

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Sometimes it's not easy following the path of least resistance.

[DarkWolf]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica, serif">quote:</font><hr width="100%" size="1" noshade><font face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica, serif" size="2">What about a candelabra?</font><hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>

How about a dead lost soul?
http://www.boomspeed.com/darkwolf/haha.gif

[Doom_Dude]

Fake Id. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm13.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

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[Big_al]

Or a gib.

[Aliotroph?]

A teleport flash.

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[Liam the Bard]

The lower left wall texture for the Icon of sin http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm5.gif

[mystic]

I want to be molested by hordes of insatiable nymphomaniacs.

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MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
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[Liam the Bard]

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm17.gif

[Doom_Dude]

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm5.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm42.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm42.gif

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[Aliotroph?]

That sounds fun!

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- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Big_al]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica, serif">quote:</font><hr width="100%" size="1" noshade><font face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica, serif" size="2">I want to be molested by hordes of insatiable nymphomaniacs.</font><hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hey Mystic stop stealing Monty Python jokes, I watching......

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[Aliotroph?]

Thought that sounded like something they'd come up with.

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- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Big_al]

It was in the film "The meaning of Life", guy gets chased off a cliff by a pack of bare chested babes.
Running along behind him, boink boink, up and down they go......

[Aliotroph?]

I remember that. It was funny! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Big_al]

If I was that guy, I wouldn't have ran so fast http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm13.gif

[Aliotroph?]

Yeah, no shit.

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- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Big_al]

In fact I would be running towards them.

[Aliotroph?]

You might get killed by such a big mob anyway. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Big_al]

Aye but what a way to good, breasted to death.

[Aliotroph?]

LOL http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm27.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Doom_Dude]

Mmmmmmm Julie Strain.

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Sometimes it's not easy following the path of least resistance.

[Zack]

Damn, has this topic sure evolved.

When will I be a cyberdemon??? I'll finally be stronger than Doom_Dude's spider http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

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[Doom_Dude]

I want to trade in my spider for a squirrel or something similar.

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Sometimes it's not easy following the path of least resistance.

[DarkWolf]

What would you be if you weren't hosted here or a moderator?

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-DarkWolf
Scientia et mors
446F 6F6D

[Doom_Dude]

Probably one of you guys. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif

Actually I haven't a clue.

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[Aliotroph?]

Aren't the mods supposed to know this stuff?

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Zack]

Only wmull knows the secrets of the universe of the NewDoom forums.

And possibly any close friends.

I'm not going to ask what comes next. I want to be surprised! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

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[Doom_Dude]

If nobody ever told me this stuff then how would I know? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm3.gif

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Sometimes it's not easy following the path of least resistance.

[DarkWolf]

I think the ranks are pretty cool, but I don't look forward to being a Cacodemon. However I need a lot more posts to get there, so I'm good for now. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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-DarkWolf
Scientia et mors
446F 6F6D

[Aliotroph?]

I liked the Cacodemon better than the Pain Elemental.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Zack]

Same here. I was very disappointed to become a pain elemental. Revenant's only a little bit better, but I think the P.E. is still the most annoying character in Doom.

Hopefully some more of the Doom1 guys are next.


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[Aliotroph?]

I want to be an Arachnotron. They're annoying but they look neat.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Doom_Dude]

Pain elementals are just a, ummmmmmmm, big pain.

Cacodemons are kewl. Too bad the Cyberdemons have to inflate them lke that.

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Sometimes it's not easy following the path of least resistance.

[Zack]

Say what?

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[Doom_Dude]

CLICK HERE...DONTCHA REMEMBER THIS? (http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/Forum3/HTML/000088.html) http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm17.gif

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Sometimes it's not easy following the path of least resistance.

[Zack]

That sure is an oldie, Doom_Dude. What's with you and bringing back old topics? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

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[Aliotroph?]

It's fun.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

[DarkWolf]

It's not fun for me, most of the time topics are brought back from a time before I joined the forums.

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-DarkWolf
Scientia et mors
446F 6F6D

[Aliotroph?]

That happens to me too but I don't mind reading them because most of the topics that are brought back are really funny.

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Zack]

When topics are that old, I usually don't even remember them anyway. I certainly don't remember talking about the Cacodemon's anus...much.

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[Aliotroph?]

That one was funny!

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Zack]

Oh, and I also failed to mention earlier that Doom_Dude brought this topic back from the past, too! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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[Rellik_jmd]

Did this thread blow up?

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[Rellik_jmd]

Hmm, odd. This page was all messed up. Never mind me. Carry on.

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[Zack]

No, no blown up threads.

Though it is on fire... http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

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[Doom_Dude]

Topic blown up? LOL!

I remember the Cacodemons Poop Shoot topic from way back. It's very educational. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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Sometimes it's not easy following the path of least resistance.

[Zack]

I was thinking for a while that it would be kind of cool to make some big ole science book on the anatomy of the Doom monsters. Explaining exactly how the Cacodemon lives, its physiology, so on. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

For example, its fur is really really red because its diet consists of a lot of carotene and its skin produces little or no melanin. Melanin gives our skin its tannish color--the more melanin produced by your melanocytes, the more "black" you are. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm1.gif Carotene is what makes carots and pumpkins orange. Too much of it would be red.

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[Doom_Dude]

Hmmmm that sounds like a lot of work. Sounds kewl but that kinda projectile would be something you'd do.....errrr, what was I going to say?

Need sleep.

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Sometimes it's not easy following the path of least resistance.

[Aliotroph?]

So how many posts have you needed to sleep in now D_D? You must be pretty tired. I am. I have to go to school in an hour and I haven't even been to bed tonight! Oh well. I only have to sit through English and then I can sleep all day if I want (which I just might do). Hell, maybe I'll play Vilecore or map something.

I'd like to see this anatomy book. It would be cool methinks. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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"Killed Aliotroph?"
- obituary from Perfect Dark

[Zack]

Yeah. It might have to be a joint project; I don't know how much I could do all by myself--especially art-wise since...well, I suck at art.

The idea was inspired by my anatomy class last semester. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

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