Why Green ?

[Doom_Dude]

http://www.heinz.com/images/ez_squirt_60.gif


*Bleeck* WTF is with green ketchup?
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The only good Vile is a dead Vile.

[REoL]

For some weird reason, kids today are not interested in condiments as they used to be. To spice things up (no pun intended), Heinz decided to make green catchup. It's suposed to taste exactly like it's much older red cousin, just that it looks green.

Hope that helps.
(A SERIOUS post! WTF?)


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

King REoL, ya gotta stop being so serious! If you go all relevant on us, then everyone might start to follow your new trend. That's when the Rants section dries up and we'll no longer have a place to be weird and irrelevant.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile.

[Zack]

Yeah. And we all know how the New Doom forum was booming ahead at the beginning! And look at it now! Dried up and wrinkled like a set of testicles!!

[Doom_Dude]

Zack is right. We ain't talkin' too much Doom talk lately. Everyone, including myself has been chit chatting about chicken, ketchup, codewords, fbi, and other weirdness. But maybe its because we needed a break from all the Doom talk for a bit. We all needed a forum vacation from the relevant to the irrelevant. I think.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

...Right. I'm just working on fan fiction and fan art, and then taking time to read Doom_Dude's fan fiction. So I don't have time to talk about Doom :)

[REoL]

Heh.

I need to work on another edition of "REoL TV", with a Wizard of Oz parody. When I'll start is not yet determined....


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Quit flashing your nuts around here .

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

But REoL, where's your cock ????


[This message has been edited by Zack (edited 07-28-2000).]

[REoL]

You want to see my big c0ck? HERE IT IS:
http://aggienet.tamu.edu/wrangler/**** .jpg

(Fill in the blank. This board won't accept c0ck for even a filename!)

You can see my problem, though, because N'Synch and a Backstreet Boy won't go away!


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Zack]

Wow, REoL, that's one huge cock! I wanna ride that thing!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Doom_Dude]

So what are the cowdudes doing with that thing ??

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[REoL]

You'll have to wait, that Backstreet Boy, and N'Sync, (pictured), want it again tomorrow (If I didn't do it, they know some men who'd force me to let them have it).


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Zack]

Well, let me know when it's available. I really want that c0ck!

[REoL]

Bad news. They took the c0ck. I'm hurting......



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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Zack]

Bummer.

i MUTS SAEV TEH C0CKE!


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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[REoL]

I think N' Sync had it last. I think they're with the Backstreet Boys, so knock before you enter the door.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

N'stink, and the Crapstreet Boys are getting too much publicity in here. They can have that big ugly chicken.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Stphrz]

Jesus Christ. You guys are wack.

:)

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I'm an atheist. No, really, I am. Swear to God.

[Zack]

Me? Wack? No, I'm just high. heheheh...

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Doom_Dude]

I ain't Wack. Just a tad crazy and a little insane.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

If it's a crime to sniff Rubber Cement...then I guess I should go to jail for life. Eep. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Doom_Dude]

The fumes in here are making my eyes go buggy. *cough*

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile.

[Doom_Dude]

*cough*

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[REoL]

We're fine! There's nothing wrong with us.
Gotta' go! The nurses here at the local sanitarium want us all in bed for the night.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Did you say you're in the bug house?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[REoL]

No, I said I'm in the ward where it's like a roach motel. You check in, but will never check out.

Sanitarium,
leave me be.
Sanitarium,
Please leave me alone....


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

http://www.janexpress.demon.co.uk/raid.jpg

Here ya go REoL, just incase the roachs find out where you moved to http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif
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Vilecore Is Coming! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[REoL]

Thanks DooM-dude!
Do you think it'll kill Staff...err...I mean Staph?
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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Zack]

Oh no!! RAID!!! *collapses dead*

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http://members.tripod.com/looney2ner/zack3.gif http://members.tripod.com/looney2ner/zack3.gif http://members.tripod.com/looney2ner/zack3.gif
Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!

[Doom_Dude]

Haa haa.....REoL, just spray it around your "house sig jobby" and it'll keep the vagrants from moving in!

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Vilecore Is Coming! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[Ferrari]

*sob*

Poor those varmins! They invade our human-sized buildings, and we kill them.

Now someone built them to more their size, and they're going to leave our places alone to live there, and they still get killed!

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Team DeiM secondary leader.

Ferrari's definition of some words when he was young:
Ferrari: Boy. This test is firm.
Teacher aid: No, no. Firm is for the hardness of materials.
Ferrari: Oh I understand! When a dog dies it becomes FIRM!

[Zack]

On the other hand, they taste sooo good... http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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http://members.tripod.com/looney2ner/zack3.gif
Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!

[darknation]

Varmins GOOD

[Doom_Dude]

Anouther question!

What is a Varmins?

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Vilecore Is Coming! (http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[Finite]

Hrmmm
Just what is it with these old topics? Keep popping up again.. very strange indeed.

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.

[REoL]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, serif">quote:</font><HR>Haa haa.....REoL, just spray it around your "house sig jobby" and it'll keep the vagrants from moving in!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Funny thing is, some critters actually DID move into one of my models several years ago.
There's a shopping plaza strip (ala Main Street variety) that spiders made home. They're long gone now.


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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:
http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Doom_Dude]

Varmins will do that sometimes http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif

So.....nevermind, I'll go make a new topic!

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Vilecore Is Coming! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[Boingo the Clown]

I didn't read all of the posts here yet, so I am probably jumping in way off topic.

I think Heinz changed to colour of its ketchup to green so people like us would be encouraged to scan the ketchup into our computers, make ketchup skins, and then choose whatever colour we like best for it in Legacy and ZDooM.

How clever of them.

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DeiM Creator. Team DeiM Leader.

The Epidermis Emporium: http://www.newdoom.com/skins/
The Boingo Page: http://www.geocities.com/boingo_the_clown/

[REoL]

As mentioned WAY atop, the ketchup/condiment world is suffering somewhat, so to get kids interrested in at least Ketchup, they made green ketchup. Again, that's a serious answer.

Every now and then, I rid cobwebs on the Miniature Golf course that's on the roof of that plaza. I'll show pics someday.


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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Doom_Dude]

Miniatute golf course! When will we see it?

Ketchup skins! Whoah, when will you make those Boingo? Seriously, you could make a skin of the little ketchup package that you get at fast food joints. When it gets shot, ketchup squirts out http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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Vilecore Is Coming! (http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

It's A DooM II, 32 level, Megawad Jobby! Monsters Included!!

[REoL]

-BLAM- SPLAT!

Good idea. Ketchup Packet Demons! Wheee....

I don't know when I'll post the pics. I think this weekend? I dunno.
I'm nearing the end of the new Flash Menu, DF2K, and then there's those pics, too.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Doom_Dude]

That means I gotta go and download that Flash player thingie again, since I nuked the beastie when I formatted.

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GET TO THE CORE! VILECORE THAT IS! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[REoL]

Well, I got one thing out of the way now, the new Flash Menu System. Maybe I'll have time to upload the pics soon.

Pailhead: What happened to the DeatH Site news update? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif It was there last night.


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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Doom_Dude]

Well, I read that news thing not too long ago, but it moved down a notch or two because newer news came in and stuff. Thanx to newdoom for putting your news up.
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Vilecore DOWNLOAD Vilecore! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[Zack]

Big red X!!! AAAGH!

[Doom_Dude]

What big red X? There's not even a picture on this page, so what are you talkin' about? Perhaps your Dreamcast is going buggy!

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GET VILE CORED! (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[Zack]

In your previous post there is, duhhh, go look at it! Scroll your scrollbar up a couple pixels!! I'm too lazy to look at the source of your post so I don't knwo what the pic is supposed to be.

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http://diebedlam.tripod.com/t_anim.gif
Does this shirt make me look fat?

[REoL]

Wmull said it wasn't about DooM, hence the dissapearence of the news flash. If it were DooM releated, it would stick.

Anyway, speaking of kechup packets, any mustard ones gonna' be enemies, too?


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King REoL
http://members.aol.com/georgef551/bar.jpg
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Zack]

This is the non-working pic: http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/cool.gif


[This message has been edited by Zack (edited 12-06-2000).]

[REoL]

Cool pic! Let me post it for everybody:

The page cannot be found
The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.


Please try the following:

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

Open the www.newdoom.com (http://www.newdoom.com) home page, and then look for links to the information you want.
Click the Back button to try another link.
Click Search to look for information on the Internet.

I'm speechless. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif
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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:
http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Doom_Dude]

Zack, that's just a missing smilie! Haa haa!

This smilie http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/cool.gif

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GET VILECORE (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[Ferrari]

Doomed_Dude sayeth:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, serif">quote:</font><HR>*Bleeck* WTF is with green ketchup ? It looks like caterpillar roadkill in a squeeze bottle !<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*Bleeck*? They say it should taste just the SAME!

And they now have a spicy Ketchup with a touch of Tobasco. If any of you tried it, is it any good?

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Team DeiM secondary leader.
I've posted, once again.

[REoL]

I guess they are tyying anything to top Salsa as the top condiment of choice.

Why not Salsa Ketchup?!

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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Zack]

Spicy ketchup? Is it anything like that sauce that goes real good on fish? Not tartar sauce....the red one.

[Doom_Dude]

Hey Ferrari, Wmull said he tried the spicy ketchup and said it's good stuff http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

The red one? Do you mean tabasco sauce, because that's the stuff in the spicy ketchup http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif It sounds tasty.

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GET VILECORE YOU BUMS (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[Zack]

Not Tobasco sauce. Although both are good plain!

[REoL]

Ketchup Sandwich, anybody? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif


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King REoL REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Doom_Dude]

http://www.herrs.com/images/redchip2.jpg

Ketchup Potato chips are good http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

Ketchup sandwhich? Yucko!


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GET VILECORE PLEASE (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[Ferrari]

I wonder if green ketchup are officially released, then would potato chip companies then produce a green ketchup chips? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

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Team DeiM secondary leader.
I've posted, once again.

[REoL]

Maybe just use green ketchup at the elderly nursing homes. The fun (and cruelty) of the idea.... http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif


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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Doom_Dude]

Green ketchup chips! Sounds cool http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

Those Dill Pickle, potato chips are tasty!

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Vilecore Is Coming! (http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

It's A DooM II, 32 level, Megawad Jobby! Monsters Included!!

[REoL]

Prune Chips!

YUMMY! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/biggrin.gif


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Doom_Dude]

and thus my surfin snacks thread was born. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[pickle_hammer]

ROFL

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Sometimes your one of those sour olde dill pickles and sometimes your sweet like one of those mustard jobbys (http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=6231)

-doom_dude

[Finite]

Argh! This thread has been hauled from the challenger deep.... AGAIN!!

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.
http://dk.auscstrike.com/madsig2.gif

[Doom_Dude]

Ah hah! So this is where Finite was lurking! He was In this ancient and crumbling wreck of a topic.....lurking and hiding....but what for?

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[Finite]

Lurking... in the depths.... ready to pounce on a certain unsuspecting Doom_Du... Uhhh I mean... Monkey. Yeah that's right. Oh wait, no I was gunna jump Zack. Yep yep. Never a moderator. Oh no, not me. Never.

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.
http://dk.auscstrike.com/madsig2.gif

[Doom_Dude]

You sure about that? Because you look all wired up and it did appear as if you were going to tackle me. You also seem to be drooling a tad...might be you've been in here without any food or DooM for months and your going bananas.

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[Finite]

I have no idea... *munch*.. what you're talkin *munch* about...

Oh, you don't mind if I gnaw on your leg for a bit, do ya? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.
http://dk.auscstrike.com/madsig2.gif

[Ninja of doom]

Green ketchup now green potato chips weird-ish. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm3.gif

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---I am the Ninja from hell. Fear me or die---

[Doom_Dude]

Green potato chips huh. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm16.gif

Someone get Finite a milk bone.

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[pickle_hammer]

milk bones don't taste bad; try one

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Sometimes your one of those sour olde dill pickles and sometimes your sweet like one of those mustard jobbys (http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=6231)

-doom_dude

[Doom_Dude]

Ummmmm I already know. There was this girl one time and it was ages ago n well......milk bones were ummmmm.....you know. So just give Finite a milk bone already before he chews my leg off.

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[Finite]

Ok fine, I'll eat your arm. Whatever.

*gnaws on Doom_Dude's arm*

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.
http://dk.auscstrike.com/madsig2.gif

[mystic]

WTF is a milk bone?

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
http://www.murray6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/liam/6.gif
http://www.gtroad.net

[Doom_Dude]

http://images.netgrocer.com/jpegs/1313000244.jpg

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[pickle_hammer]

YUMMMM!!! *drools*

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Sometimes your one of those sour olde dill pickles and sometimes your sweet like one of those mustard jobbys (http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=6231)

-doom_dude

[Doom_Dude]

LOL.


*Throws the box under Finites wet nose and runs away*

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[Finite]

Mmmmmm crunchy.

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.
http://dk.auscstrike.com/madsig2.gif

[Doom_Dude]

They'll make your teeth cleaner too Finite....it says so on the box.

Ummmm Mystic has a dog yet never heard of Milk Bones? http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm3.gif

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[Ninja of doom]

http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

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---I am the Ninja from hell. Fear me or die---

[Finite]

I have a dog and I've never heard of this milk bone stuff. Wish I had earlier, this stuff is great! *munch*

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.
http://dk.auscstrike.com/madsig2.gif

[Doom_Dude]

Must be an North American condiment then.

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[Big_al]

You've got to wonder what interesting parts of cows & horses goes into those milk bone things http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm8.gif

[pickle_hammer]

don't wonder what they're made of; just munch and enjoy

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Sometimes your one of those sour olde dill pickles and sometimes your sweet like one of those mustard jobbys (http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=6231)

-doom_dude

[Doom_Dude]

Pickles don't grow on trees. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm3.gif

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[Finite]

Quit drooling _Dude!

*hands you a napkin*

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.
http://dk.auscstrike.com/madsig2.gif

[Doom_Dude]

Mustard Pickles and Ham. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.