The Doomer's Confessional

[Looney2ner]

Ok here are the rules:

1) Confession's MUST be Doom related, or like some thing you did when you should have been playing Doom.

2) Any confession must be followed by a punishment, Meaning If you want to post a confession, you must first prescribe the last persons punishment before you post your confession.....
(unless punishment has already been given. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)

3) You can NOT post your own punishment. Sorry http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

***This is all meant in fun***

I will start it off:
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I had most of the day off and I spent it surfing and Playing Hexen http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif Please forgive me o'l God's of Doom!

[Zack]

Why don't we make that "please forgive me oh gods of doom" line the standard phrase to be said, right before you are punished to high hell http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Loney, your punishment is: you must report to slave duty for John Romero for a day! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Okay here's my confession. I was deathmatching in ZDoom (it was a DS vs ZOU skirmish, I think) a while back, and I was a bit out of practice and I couldn't get a single frag, I just kept getting annihilated! It was really embarrasing, so I asked if we could start over (as if that'd help). Obviously the opponent refused. So before things got extremely ugly (i.e. me losing 50 to -20), I hit the reset button, and after having rebooted and reconnected, I explained I got disconnected from the 'net. Surprisingly, my opponent believed me.

Please forgive me oh Gods of Doom!

[darknation]

Zack, for your crimes against doom you are to be stripped naked and your genials beaten wafer thin by a tenderising mallet.

My confession: I stole my copy of doom2 from barry white, (well, he gave me a shot of it and he never wanted it back, so I kept it. Does this class as theft?)

Not the barry white, black singfer dude

A barry white, white punk twat.

Did I do wrong?

He still has my copy of blood 2 btw...

[Boingo the Clown]

Dark Nation. For your crimes against the DooMing community you must purchace the full registered version of DooM from the id software site repeatedly until you are pennyless and insane. The gods of DooM have spoken.

I have a confession too.

*Sob*

Today I should have been playing DooM.

Instead, I went to class.

How can you ever forgive me? I throw myself upon your mercy!

*Boo hoo*

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[This message has been edited by Boingo the Clown (edited 11-10-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Boingo the Clown (edited 11-10-2000).]

[Zack]

Boingo, your punishment is to be whipped (lashed, licked, switched) twenty times in the arse by John Carmack! And you won't be allowed to speak to him, or even look at him!

I have another confession. In the eighth grade, I brought my Reaper miniature Cyberdemon to school with me. I showed a few people, here and there, you know sort of showing off. But in History class, I dropped him on the floor! Now his right horn is bent out of shape and cannot be set the right way again, without risk of breaking it off.

It was an accident, I swear!!

[Boingo the Clown]

As punishment Zack, you shall have both of your horns bent with a hammer. No demon will ever look at you again.

I have another confession too.

I have only played ZDooM once.

Please don't kill me! I repent! I repent!

Wait a minute! I haven't been playing ZDooM because I have been playing Legacy. Perhaps I have not sinned so badly after all.

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[Looney2ner]

Boingo: You bad bad bad Doomer http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/wink.gif Your punisment will be haning by your feet for 8 hrs, and your face shall be liked for that full 8 hrs by Horney Cacodemons! (would have been 72hrs if it was the other way around) he he he he he he http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I was a really bad boy today, I bought 3 non Id games. But I help a guy (newbie) Load and play wads today for his first time!!!! I did this in hopes of some murcie!!!! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Really I did! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Looney2ner (edited 11-10-2000).]

[Doom_Dude]

Looney2ner, your punishment will be to play Barbie Fashion Designer for a month and you'll have to wear and model the fashions you design on the internet.

I played Quake instead of DooM last saturday and it was fun! It was phucking cool and I have secret fantasies of editing Quake! Yeah QUAKE!

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[Looney2ner]

No mercie huh???????? Well for what you did Doom Dude, you must play Iteractive Barney for 3 weeks non stop! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Oh ya, since I have to basicly be Barbie for a month, I'm going right now to play Jeff Gordon XS Racing! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif (one of my news games) http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Looney2ner (edited 11-10-2000).]

[Don Incognito]

I had sexual intercourse with an imp.

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif

I'm sorry.

[Ferrari]

For that you must have sex with a mancubus!


I was supposed to play DooM with my friend but instead I went to a girl's home for hot chocolate!


Go easy on me!

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Put the glass on the damned coaster, dammit!

[darknation]

Ferarri, for your sins against doom you must take photos of this girl smeared in hot chocolate and send them to

darknation@btinternet.com

My second confession: I played the punch the monkey banner... but only because Monkey was annoying me last night about my poor ears...



[This message has been edited by darknation (edited 11-11-2000).]

[REoL]

Uhh....
I was editing for Quake 3: Arena a few times, and will do so again, after DF2K. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif


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[Boingo the Clown]

Ugh! I don't know if that is more a sin, or an act of stupidity.

Oh well.

For your act of unparalleled monkey punching, you shall be forced to strip naked, sit in the middle of Pickadilly Square, and lick the toe jam from between you toes until your feet are completely clean, or the cops take you in.

My sin:

I played Duke Nukem 3D and enjoyed it.

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[darknation]

Boingo, for playing duke 3D you must come to the middle of Pickadilly Square, and lick the toe jam from between Darknation's toes until his feet are completely clean, or until Darknation gets hungry and eats the toe jam for himslef.

Accually, I enjoyed Duke 3D as well... doh!

[Ferrari]

For that you must do it at the same time with Boingo!

Uh. I'm going to her house again and not play DooM!

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Why are they called apartments if all the rooms are built together?

[darknation]

Then get me my pictures!

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Sniff!

[REoL]

I confess!

I helped my fater gambel his money away in the slot machines at Foxwoods Casino a year ago, and I also didn't show my ID when entering when I went to play the slots in the main casino.

....am I evil? Yes I am!
....am I evil? I am man, yes I am!


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King REoL

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[Zack]

King_REoL, for your crime against not following the rules in this topic (i.e. not posting a doom-related sin you commited and/or not including a punishment for the previous sin), you must sit and watch Teletubbies with your eyes glued open for three days nonstop! (You will be fed via intravenous needles.)

My next confession is to cheating on my girlfriend for Don Incognito's imp.

Don't punish me! Punish the imp! THE IMP!

[Boingo the Clown]

If you are talking about this imp

http://www.geocities.com/boingo_the_clown/DeiM/News/ImpDanc2.gif

then it's mine, not Don's. I created her back in the spring by pasting an imp head onto one of the strippers from Duke Nukem 3D.

For your henious crime of cheating with an imp, you shall be stripped naked in public.

For the even worse crime of claiming the imp was Don Incognitio's instead of mine, you will be suspended from the top of the Empire State Building (still naked) by a strand of 26 guage piano wire looped around your testicles.

May DooM have mercy on your soul.

This is an embarassing one. As much as I have wanted to, I haven't been playing Golden Eye DooM. It is so very embarassing.

Sob.

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[Zack]

I won't punish you for that, because I don't even care bout GoldenEye Doom one bit! It's based on something that isn't Doom! Eeew, something that isn't Doom!

But I will punish you for trying to steal Don Incognito's imp, and injustice in punishing me twice. He wasn't talking about your imp! Scroll up!

For your crimes against Doom, you will be strapped down naked while a zombie plays with your balls (with REALLY COLD hands) and then shoots them off with his shotgun.

[Zack]

Oh, yeah, my next confession. I haven't played Doom in weeks. *CRY* But it's not my fault! I have no PC!

[REoL]

I DID. I edit Q3:A as well.
Also, I might as well confess other stuff.

Teletubbies? It's better than other stuff.
(Still cries for forgiveness).


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[Boingo the Clown]

Ugh!

For you crime of teletubbying, you will be forced to play with your tinky winky until you go blind.

The DooM gods have spoken.

I must confess. I have not downloaded Legacy 1.31 yet. I am still using Legacy 1.30. Please don't beat me. Whimper.

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[Rellik_jmd]

For your crimes against Doomanity, you must convert your dehacked patch for Deim to work only with Doom v.1.2. When that is done, stick your pinky finger into the fan on the back of your computer 12 times, every time repeating "Thank you Mistress Carmack, may I have another?"

Since joining Teim Deim, I haven't done a damn thing except hang out on this board, and please forgive me for fornicating with Janet Reno whilst I wrote my last e-mail to Boingo.

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Beezlebub is my co-pilot.

Team DeiM Thirdary leader in charge of refreshments and imp strippers.

[darknation]

Relik, for you crimes against humanity (Janet Reno... I mean... jesus... http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif ) you must fornicate with Janet Reno AGAIN! Hahahahahahahahahah!!!

Um... I am still using leagcy version 1.29 (with the words 'For Development Purposes Only' writen on it) that Hurdler sent me to test something, I forget what.

[REoL]

For not ugrading to the latest version, you'll have to also do it with Reno, for at least 3 hours straight!

Okay, I have an old version of ZDooM.
There.


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King REoL

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[Empyrial Revenant]

King Reol for your crimes against Doom in having the old version of ZDooM you must down load the latest version along with every Doom wad you can find until your hard drive explodes.

I must confess I have been playing Doom for 5 years but I have yet to beat Icon of Sin. Also theres some little thing about playing pokemon silver when away from home but thats not much. Is it?

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Let the world die
Pain is temporary

[REoL]

Uhh, my HD won't explode.
I think someone said there's about 4GB worth of material, and I have a 12GB drive. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

I could've been playing DooM yesterday, but I decided to do unimportant stuff like clean house, visit family, go to the Laundromat to wash my clothes.
Where's my priorities?! Next thing, I'll be paying my bills! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Finite]

King REoL, for you crimes against Doom, you shall have your genitals halled over hot coals and whipped with a steaming barbed whip.

I played Deus Ex. I played it for 32 hours in total, over many weeks. 32 hours not playing Doom. I am truly sorry http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.

[Finite]

Well? Aren't you going to issue me a punishment?

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http://www.newdoom.com/snd/madsig.gif Life is Finite. Doom Hard.

[Ferrari]

Put on your girlfriend's stolen panties and wear it for 24 hours.

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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I have posted, once again...

Team DeiM secondary leader.
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[REoL]

King REoL, for you crimes against Doom, you shall have your genitals halled over hot coals and whipped with a steaming barbed whip.
It seems I might enjoy that, rather than fear it. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I playtested MAP03 of DF2K, and 3/4 or the way through, you run out of ammo. That's my latest sin.


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[bedlam]

King REoL, for your crimes against Doom, you will be sentenced to thirty years of prison, your cell mate being Ikka Keranen's ex, who used to be a world-champion wrestler, and ever since was dumped by Ikka really hates anyone who likes to edit games!!! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Last night I dreamt I met John Carmack! And he took the initiative in talking to my dad and having me switch schools and move to TX to work with id on the new Doom! And there was a lot more to the dream too!!! But my sin was, John Carmack had a beard! He looked like a mix between Johnathan Frakes and my Uncle Jay. Forgive me, oh goddesses of Doom!

(btw I really had the dream, and parts of it also involved walking through Doom and/or Quake)

[Looney2ner]

Bedlam, For your kinda cool sin http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif you only have to stand out in the open and let the rest of us pelt you with snowballs!


I have been bad lately, I have put off getting Doom Wad Yellows Pages ready for NewDoom.com hosting because of Work and Forum posting! :O Please forgive me Mr Mull, Oh god of New Doom.com

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What are we going to do tonight Brain?
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Same thing we do every night Pinky, Try and Take Over The World!
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[This message has been edited by Looney2ner (edited 11-22-2000).]

[bedlam]

For your crimes against Doom and Wmull, you will be dropped from a helicopter to the middle of the Golden Gate Bridge, NY, during Rush Hour!

My next sin is for throwing a snowball at a cacodemon. It screeched and deflated, flopping to the ground dead, but I didn't know that would happen! Please forgive me!

[Looney2ner]

Thats not a sin! Thats funny! For your sin of not posting a true sin, You must be tied up to 4 Semi's and Quartered!

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[This message has been edited by Looney2ner (edited 11-22-2000).]

[Rellik_jmd]

And for YOUR sin, Looney, of not posting ANY SIN AT ALL, you must put the peices of bedlam back together with a stapler, then go dancing with REoL. PANTSLESS REoL!

My sin? Oh lord, it's hard, to be humble. When your perfect in every way... I can't stand to look in the mirror,
cuz I get bigger bug eyes each day...

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TeiM DeiM
http://www.telusplanet.net/public/daewoo/DOOM/aln7.jpg Just Jack!

[Looney2ner]

Rellik, *Looney Chants* I don't have to do it! Refer to rule 2 http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

But for your sin of deligating a punisment before a sin was commited you must do the pumishment you prescribed for me! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I must confess thou.... I played Heretic II last night! he he he and I liked it! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif

[REoL]

For being perfect, you will have to yell "PANTS! PANTS! PANTS!" in the buff at your local police station.

Af for Heretic Boy, I sentince you to play ROTT.

Instead of fixing MAP03, I decided to watch my "Cliff 'Em All" DVD. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif


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[Zack]

For your sin REoL, you must delete all Doom editing material and projects from your hard drive, AND ALL BACKUPS TOO!

I have a very true and real confession to make. In fact, it's so bad, this isn't even all of it. (Doom_Dude knows the rest...assuming his mail read.) I have sinned by leaving you guys! I'm sorry. i didn't realize how much you all (Besides REoL and bedlam) cared. You all deserve me back. But only under one condition! You don't have to forgive me, as whoever replies to this post may give me a reasonable and humorous punishment. But if I am accepted back, we must start a new story thread that involves Sonic and Tails!! Sure you can bring in other vg chars if you want...but Sonic and Tails mainly. And if they become minor characters, I'm leaving again!!!

Please forgive me for my sins, oh mighty lords of Doom :P

[Don Incognito]

For leaving New Doom... you must...


...ohhh I can't stay mad at you!

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

(I'm not to good at this)

BTW, did I meantion that I haven't Finished my Doom levels in a while?

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With love and great interest, (laced with raw passon),
Don Incognito

[Zack]

You did now so your punishment is to marry a mancubus.

My next confession is this: Not only did I create a test topic that didn't work, but I just destroyed the layout for the Rants & Raves index! Oops...Please forgive me, it was an accident!!! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!

[REoL]

For your act, you must have several dates with Rosie O'Donnel.

I confess, I do wear pants.


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[Zack]

Dates with Rosie Odonnell? How exactly is that a BAD thing? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I like Rosie. Once on her show, Sonic the Hedgehog made a guest appearance, and everyone in the audience got a free Dreamcast!!! That was neat. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

Your punishment is dating Roseanne repeatedly!!!! And no trying to cancel, either!!

My confession is, I enjoyed my last punishment...

[Boingo the Clown]

Your punishment for enjoying your punishment is to repeat your previous punishment again.

MWUHAHAHAHA!

I confess to not having confessed here for a few days. Can you forgive me?

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[Looney2ner]

For not posting here in day's (As if I room to talk http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ) You must stand at the edge of the HTML hole while we whop you with snowballs until you fall in, to keep Doom_Dude company. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I confess, I ate Turkey for 3 hours, talked with family for another 3 hours and not once did I hijack my dads comp to play Doom. (Yes it is loaded on his comp too!)

***** Note the posting times *****
http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif he he he he he this is to wierd! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/000492.html

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[This message has been edited by Looney2ner (edited 11-24-2000).]

[Ferrari]

For that you got to eat turkeys for another 3 hours!

My confession is nothing! I've been working on DeiM, a DooM thing! I've been clean!

mwahahaha. Can't punish me. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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Team DeiM secondary leader.

Ferrari's definition of some words when he was young:
Ferrari: Boy. This test is firm.
Teacher aid: No, no. Firm is for the hardness of materials.
Ferrari: Oh I understand! When a dog dies it becomes FIRM!
http://www.newdoom.com/doom2rankings/ferrari.jpg

[Planky]

No ones perfect, ferrari, Your Punishment for pretending to be perfect is lick the heatsink in your overclocked pc whilst groping an Imp in a bikini

http://www.geocities.com/blazen_wire/impchick.gif

I confess!, my sin is that i tried playing doom over the net with a 14.4bps modem, thus killing the server 4 a day, then trying to return doom in the original packet to the shop i brought it in 6 years ago and demanded a refund 4 the original price.

Please give me mercy oh Gods of Doom

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[This message has been edited by Planky (edited 11-24-2000).]

[Zack]

For your crimes against Doom, you must name your imp in the bikini: Floofles!!

My next confession is to the sin of masturbating to that GIF of Floofles.

(Why is it that imps are so sexy on these boards??)

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Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!

[Boingo the Clown]

Although your actions strike me as rather amusing (return a game to the store six years later--gruflaw!), the very thought of returning DooM to the store is nothing but purest sacrilige!

You must call 1-800-idgames and order DooM at the full price repeatedly until you have more money owing than Bill Gates has money, then you must pay your debt off by begging for quarters on the street.

Here is my confession:

There was a time a few years ago when I would actually turn DooM off in order to have sex. (Since my social life is now crap, I am no longer distracted by opportunities for sex. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif)

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[Zack]

For punishing that other guy and ignoring my last post, you must get imp-slapped by Floofles for 20 days nonstop!

I confess to sleeping with a Tails plushie and not a Doom miniature http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!

[Zack]

I confess YOU guys for not confessing anything for more than 2 weeks!!!!!

[Boingo the Clown]

Your punishment is to NOT play DooM for two weeks!!!!!

Will you survive? We'll have to see.

Mwuahhahahahahaha!!!!!!

I confess. I've played games other than DooM.

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[Fredrik]

Boingo, for your sins against the Doom community, you must get a Quake logo tattoo.

I have a sin to confess, once I played Doom on I'm Too Young To Die. I repent! Please forgive me and don't make the punishment too cruel!!!

[REoL]

For playing DooM on a pu$$y setting, you will have to sing "I've Got You Babe" (Whatever that Sonny and Cher song is titled), with Rosanne Barr, then you two must kiss.

My turn. Instead of DooMing, I went and completed my X-mas shopping. The horror.


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[Boingo the Clown]

To make ammends, you must buy a copy of DooM for everyone on your Christmas list.

It's been several hours since I last posted on this forum. I've been wasting my time working on the update for the Epidermis Emporium.

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[REoL]

For that, you'll have to streak through Canada's coldest climate for 5 minutes straight!

I have a sin. I will have to leave the forums soon, and go to work.


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[Planky]

you punishment is to.. arrrrr fuked it i cant be bothered punishing people.

my sin is i fell asleep in a writing a post, never finishing it off :P



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[REoL]

Fot sleeping at the forums, your punnishment is to post in DooMworld's forums.

I sinned. I'm at work now, typing this.


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[Fredrik]

What? You're writing it from work? Can't be a sin. It's good that you do Doom rather than work... at work. No punishment.

My computer has sinned. I downloaded Quake shareware some three years ago, and the computer didn't crash! I still don't know how to punish it without hurting myself (I gotta play Doom on it too).

Wait, should I play Doom at all on a computer that runs Quake? Dammit, this is getting problematic.

Give me some advice! :

[REoL]

For playing Quake, you must delete DooM forever.

Okay, my morning break at work is over, yet I'm still in the "Porn Room" typing this sh1t.


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[-Jamman-]

For not siining, you must si n against doom!

I confess to bullying cacodemons and not being able to beat the icon of sin in any other moad than I'm too young to die and Hay! not too rought

go easy on me, It's my first sin!

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[REoL]

For being a pu$$y at MAP03, you must play the map on NIGHTMARE skill, until you beat it.

It was really windy yesterday (58MPH), and I was dumb enough to not fully open the door to the dumpster a friend and I were in. The wind took the door, slammed it shut, and we were locked in. We could climb out, but someone smoking at the time unlocked the thing and set us free.
Did I look stupid yesterday. http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif


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[Zack]

For looking so stupid more than 13 months ago and for getting banned and being unable to observe your own punishment, I punish you to throw snowballs at a large herd of demons and stand still while they charge at you and tear you limb from limb.

I confess! I can't get Doom working on the Dreamcast!! Please forgive me oh godly gods!


(Hopefully our sins have accumulated over the past year so that we can continue this topic http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif)

[Ninja of doom]

Your punishment shall be to play command and conquer for all eternity.


I have a confession to make.I played command and conquer games for 3 years before finally coming back to doom.

please have mercy on my soul. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm45.gif

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[mystic]

A real confession. Ive not played doom (except to test unfinished wads) for about 3 weeks.

Im in a panic, I promised to finish bunch of wads this month and Ive done bugger all to them.

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Creator of 'The Mummy Phuquers' and 'Mystic' series of Doom wads.
also creator of ANDYDM1.WAD (my favourite)

MYSTICMEG IS CUMMING SOON
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http://www.gtroad.net

[[ud]deathz0r]

my confessions arehere (http://www.doomworld.com/forums/viewthread.php?FID=10&TID=4300), within the depths of the doomworld forums.

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formally deathz0r (http://forums.newdoom.com/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=deathz0r), which was formally deathwarrior (http://forums.newdoom.com/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=deathwarrior)

[SAMURAI]

i did somethign bad too http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/frown.gif and it was leaving newdoom for a mortal kombat website! bleeeach!

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Wanna fear my wrath?

my aim is FW190A8R6

[Ninja of doom]

Damn! How dare you even leave these forums!
As punishment you will be sentenced to 1 000,000 kicks in the ass from a hell knight. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm21.gif

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[Thrasher]

My turn.

For the last two days I've been playing Drakan insted of DooM. Flying on a red Dragon, and killing monsters with a sword. and enjoying it.