Cacodemon's poop chute

[darknation]

The cacodemon has an arsehole. There, I said it.

I just thought I would point that out to everyone

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[Stphrz]

Not only that but the Revenant wears pants....

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[Zack]

And the zombie dudes have both those characteristics...your point, guys??

[REoL]

Zack,
I don't think we want to know what they're thinking.... http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Stphrz]

:P

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[Doom_Dude]

Hey you turkey weeds that ain't no ****hole. You guys know those big beach balls that you blow up with air. Well the Cacodemons are inflatable and the big Cyberdemons have to inflate them every morning, using their Cyberlips. That's why the Caco's float so nicely, they're full of hot Cyberair. Also that's why they deflate like a sack of crud when you plug em full of lead.

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[Zack]

Wow, that actually made sense. I wonder if that was the original idea? Either way, the caco is still my favorite monster in Doom!!! I don't know why though, but he is!!

Here's an interesting thought though. If the Arch-Vile has a bung hole, he could eat a lot of beans and use it like a flame thrower! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

--Zack

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[REoL]

All I know is a huge 20 foot Taco Bell mascot was stolen from a local chain.
He has been found unharmed.

Some stories you read are weird....


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REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[HyperFlash]

Anybody here?

[Stphrz]

You hear that? I thought I heard something...

DOOM_DUDE! THE FORUMS HAVE MICE!!!!

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[Boingo the Clown]

It is a sad day indeed, when somebody has nothing better to do than bring back a 15 month old thread.


Hey! That gives me an idea! I should bring back the "Check out these HUGE BREASTS" thread!



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[Rellik_jmd]

I dunno, I got 2 big laughs out of this ol' thread. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smile.gif Ahhhh, the memmories...

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[pickle_hammer]

heh

[Doom_Dude]

Crap! How did I ever come up with that Cyber-air / Caco Inflation theory? I'll never be able to best that.

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[Boingo the Clown]

I can just imagine you huffing and puffing into the caco's hole.

Now THAT'S sick!



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[Doom_Dude]

You one sick jobby. Here have a moon. http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/funny/moon.gif

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[X-DOOM]

darknation:

your signature have a sexual kind of images text.

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A man behind someone with his pen*s on this other person !

Please remove this sig or change it !
If i'm the only one who i saw this in this signature ?


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[Aliotroph?]

Holy shit! You're right X-Doom. That's pretty sick. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm36.gif

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[Finite]

The other "person" looks like a sheep to me. But then again, maybe it's just because I live close to new zealand http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif

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[Doom_Dude]

ROFL! I never noticed that before.

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[The Undertaker]

I'm sure Mystic did.

[MidnightStorm]

Ah, Austraila, where men are MEN and the sheep are nervous... http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif LOL

MS

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[HyperFlash]

heh!

[Rellik_jmd]

LOL!

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[pickle_hammer]

darknation posted this in Augest... surely considering that he's now gone, his sheep won't matter?

[mystic]

Yes I noticed, but I kept quiet about it so as not to get associated with sheep shagging again. Ive thrown the wellies out and turned over a new leaf, no more sheep for me.

(They have all been killed by the army)

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[Boingo the Clown]

If you look a little harder, you will notice that it was posted in August of last year.

Some of those early threads were pretty fun. The afore mentioned "Check out these HUGE BREASTS" thread was a good one. It started out as a simple joke, but ended up as an epic story instead.


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[darknation]

OK, I expected a bit of a giggle at the siggie... a bit of a laugh at my increadible scottish sense of humour... perhaps a bit of "gee DN, you are one sick sonofabitch!" ... but not one person even mentiohed it.

Suddenly, 15 months later...

You guys are SO SLOW!!!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif

I'm totally unappreciated in my time.

luv

DN

[Doom_Dude]

LOL! Thanx for the compliment!

Believe me, from the dark one, that IS a compliment. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/tongue.gif

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[Rellik_jmd]

I appreciate you DN!

But unfortunately I haven't a single smart-assed remark to back it up....

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[Stumps]

Ummm MidnightStorm, don't you mean New Zealanders.
Aussie's don't do sheep.
Hey that reminds me of a joke.
How do New Zealanders find sheep in long grass?

Very appealing!! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm4.gif

[MidnightStorm]

How about this one...

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?


A pimp. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm35.gif

MS

[Tai*WarGreymon]

CACODEMON MY ASS! THE CACODEMON DOES NOT HAVE A ASSHOLE!!!!

[Tai*WarGreymon]

darknation you should be ashamed of yourself insulting the Cacodemon. they don't have assholes!!!!!!!

[HyperFlash]

They probably have an organ that vaporises the waste. and then transformed into an energy ball and released as a 'weapon' when hunting prey or if they're in danger.

[Finite]

ICK. So those.. balls of fire that are lobbed at me are really... flaming caco-farts? Ewwww...

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[Tai*WarGreymon]

Contact ID Software and they can tell you if the cacodemon was meant to have an asshole! But I'll agree with HyperFlash. If it can't come out anywhere but the mouth, it will go out the mouth! (And....what waste? Do you really think they eat?)

[HyperFlash]

Got to this link: http://www.doomworld.com/sda/doom_sda.htm and when you get there scroll down on the top scroll and click on deathmatch. Then on the bottom scroll find 'Bahdko' and click it. Then scroll down and click on 'Monsters!' under the single player topic list. Once in there, you can learn about every monster and what they do. Like what they eat and how they adapt to their environment.