Just a curious poll!

[Zack]

What do you call your parents?

Mom and Dad?
Mother and Father?
Na-na and Pop-pop?
Mommy and Daddy?
Ma-ma and Pa-pa?
Or...Spider and Cyber?

If you chose the last one, you are a true Doomer. If you chose the last one but it isn't true, then you are very naughty. But go ahead :)

[Doom_Dude]

What kinda lame rant is this ??

*cough* maw & paw *choke*

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[REoL]

"Hey, and "You".

Seriously, Mom and Dad.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Zack]

Maw and Paw? LOL :)

I call 'em Mom and Dad but I think I'll start calling 'em Spider and Cyber now :)

--Zack

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[Finite]

Mum and Dad

Wtf is this Mom $h1t?? Bloody americans :P

hehehe

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"Life is Finite. Live with it."

[REoL]

In some housing projects, they're called "Ho's" and "P1mps".

What's the most confusing holiday in the projects?

Father's day.

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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Zack]

aussie finite! "'Ey, mum! Let's put anahthah shremp ahn the bawbay!" BAHAHAHAHA

i'm just playin witcha...*snicker*

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Doom_Dude]

Eh ?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Ferrari]

Mom and dad.
Sometimes mom and pop.

Spider and Cyber? LOL

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[Zack]

Really. Well I'm an American, but you don't see me strutting around like I own the place.


Zuh? """""""""'

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[Ferrari]

My apologies. I don't mean to sound like that. English is my second language, so sometimes I would make it sound the other way. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/confused.gif

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[Zack]

Don't worry...uh I can't even remember what you said now (IRC does that do your brain), so it doesn't matter :)

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[Finite]

OI! Don't be knocking us aussies mate!!

You bloody americans cant even say aussie correctly!! its ozzie.. not aahzie!! as in the wizard of OZ... OZZIE.. GRRR!!! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mum and Dad is the PROPER English way of saying it... not some stupid american version :P

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"Life is Finite. Live with it."

[Doom_Dude]

Who went and stirred up Finite ?

Bad Zack ! Down fox_pup ! Stop barking at the Australians .

Meanwhile i go gotta resurface the roof of my igloo .

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Ferrari]

That reminds me, I gotta go and get an estimate to resurface my igloo roof too. Gotta make a decision for colour, ice blue or white, hmm.

[Doom_Dude]

lol. Ya Ferrari , go with the ice blue .

Damn, those lumberjacks next door won't stop running those chainsaws ! Sheeeeesh .

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

YOU DON'T LIKE CHAINSAWS!?!?!? THEN YOU NOT BE A DOOMER!!! GRRRR!!!!

Doom_Dude shall be banned from the newdoom forums due to not liking chainsaws!!!

*slices off Doom_Dude's arms*

There! You no type no more! BAHAHAHA

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[Finite]

You tell em Zack!! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

Doom_dude! Blasphemous pig! How can you say such a thing??

I call my grandparents mama and papa... sorta a weird name for parents i think!

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"Life is Finite. Live with it."

[Doom_Dude]

*BLEEP<!!>BLEEP!!*

I didn't say i hated the chainsaw! But those damn lumberjacks run them day in and day out and all through the night. Sure, it sounds sweet the first day or so, but then the day turns into a week, the week turning into a month and then a year. You two try and listen to that racket for so long.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

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[Zack]

"You tell 'em King REoL"??? But he hasn't said anything in here since the fifth post!

Anyway. This reminds me of something. I never thought of this, but it was the most unrealistic thing in the original Doom. Episode 3 is stock full of those dead trees! And you have a chainsaw...so why not be able to slice dem up and cuttem down, just for the heck of it? It makes no sense!!! THE CHAINSAW GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE TREE WITH NO EFFECT!!!!!11111111


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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Doom_Dude]

Well, lets hope that in the new Doom we will be able to do that! It would be cool to see the wood chips flying from the blade and dark exhaust being expelled from the muffler. Ya, that woul be cool. I like it.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

Yep. Maybe crush a few imps with the tree, too!

It'd be awesome if they modeled Tom Hall's chainsaw completely, for the game. Woo!

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[Boingo the Clown]

How come nobody consulted me on igloo colours? Mine is an ultra modern deluxe model, done entirely in yellow snow, with just enough walrus hide for that elegant touch. Some times I just strip naked and enjoy the balmy 5ºC inside, stretched out on my wall the wall polar bear skin rug.

Life is good.


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[Ferrari]

Oh Boingo did you hear that Ottawa came with a new technology that you can spray your igloo roof with some special kind of stbstance that helps prevent igloos from melting during the summer so we dont have to reroof it every winter?
Ok its a good thing I haven't reroofed. Ice blue or white? Unless you recommend something else?

5C = 41°F
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[Boingo the Clown]

Personally I kind of like the yellow. It is such a bright and cheerful colour. The contractor told me that it even tastes like lemons, but after a great big slurp I didn't think it tasted very lemony at all. It must have been an experimental batch. The contractor told me that he mixed it himself.

Kind of nice that contractor was. He was very jovial. He laughed a lot while I licked the roof.

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[Ferrari]

Must be nice being able to taste our own homes. But what about animals? If a walrus likes a flavour, one of us may wake up and find a hole in our roof. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif
Maybe I should mount a BFG on top that comes with heat seeking technology, to keep the animals away. Maybe thats a good idea so I can get up and find some shredded meat ready to be cooked.

[Boingo the Clown]

Oh dear!

Those animals can be quite a hazard. Last winter my brother was sleeping, and a black bear came into his igloo and curled up beside him. The bear liked him so much that it wraped its arms around him and wouldn't let him go. For three months wee had to feed him through a hose.


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[Ferrari]

Poor guy. I hope he's ok now. How did you manage to get him off after 3 months?

BTW how much did he charge you for the lemon roof?

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[Boingo the Clown]

The bear eventually left on its own, thank goodness. It kept mumbling something about wanting a meaningful relationship.

The roof cost me plenty. The contractor was originally asking seven caribou pelts and a beaver skin, but I managed to talk him down to five caribou and a skunk. In fact the roof wasn't even supposed to be yellow at first. It was just going to be white. After I talked him down, the contractor volunteered to make the roof yellow for free!

You don't get kind service like that every day.

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gifSuch a nice man.


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[Ferrari]

Sounds good. Gotta get ahold of your contractor.
I got to be going though, gotta get up in the morning. Damn, where did I put that marble ball I use to string up on my igloo roof so when the thin ice string that melts from the sun thru the magnifying glass, the marble hits my forehead so I get up? (No electricity here yet, they're building a new icehydro plant near here, a new invention that produces electricity from ice cubes going through the turbines, like the water for the original hydro plants) Ah here it is.
Talk with ya later, take care.

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[Boingo the Clown]

It's too bad you have to go. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif

The contractor was Red Magluk from Inuvik construction and supply. It's fairly close to where I live. It's only two days by bush plane plus another four hours by canoe. It's really quite convenient.

Oh! It's Red Magluk SENIOR. Red Mugluk Jr. works at the local snowmobile dealership. the brand new 2001 models are already here. Can you believe it?

The prices are good too. Just one seal skin down, and you can drive one of those babies right of the lot. You can't get much better than that!


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[Ferrari]

Man, thats a good deal. And more convinient than me. I need 2 days by bush plane too, then 12 hours by canoe and 3 more hours by snowshoes. And to think that was very convinient! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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[Ferrari]

YEOW!
The folder's on fire! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif I gotta reply to this forum outside my igloo! (31 messages)

Bye gotta go this time!

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[Monkey]

You guys are f-ucking taking drugs.
Why,if I had the money I would...err..probally join you :P
Are you guys just being Candians (AKA morons) to get the folder a'flaiming?
Well,if thats the case,I think I'll move north and join 'yall!

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I am Monkey,hear me eek!

[Monkey]

I could think of soo many things to say now.........

How did you make the eyeball poping thingie apear? What symbol dammnit! WHAT SYMBOL! FREEEEEDOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

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I am Monkey,hear me eek!

[Monkey]

(worst candaian accent)

Hello eh? I canada man eh? Hehe i like my cyberdemondom eh cuz now Mr.monKey has to have big sex with me! EH? Eh! EHH! EHHHH! EEEEEH! EEEEEEH! O monkey you so sexy oh yeah eh oh yeah! Yeah! YEah! EhYEAh! YEAH!

HEhe i from of canada cuz canada make me drunk! i drink canada dry! i eat canada bacond! i am so sexy! eh?


All you morons dont get offended now,it was only a joke. Morons.

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I am Monkey,hear me eek!

[Ferrari]

It's :eek:
Anyway you Amercan, you spelled Canadian wrong.
For your information, Canada Dry is a name of a pop. (Ginger Ale actually) Labatt and Molson are the beers. :D


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[Monkey]

(Shuts eyes and quivers in anger)

(Slowly opens eyes)

His lips dry and dab,Monkey opens his pie hole to announce;
"Its time to test the censoring on this forum,ol' buddy."

Monkey takes in a deep breath

YOU ****ING SON OF A ***** I OUGHTA RIP OUT YOUR **** AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR ASS DICKWAD ******** MORON ****ING PENIS LICKER GAY BASHING MONKEY SMACKING ******* DICKHEAD MORON ******* YOU BETTER ****ING TELL ME HOW TO DO THAT OR ILL RIP YOUR ASS OFF AND THROW IT DOWN THE DICKHEAD MONKEY **** TOILET!

The dust settles as Monkey colapes helpless without his eye-popping smiley. The day is once agian no longer threatened as Monkey cannot shout any longer.


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I am Monkey,hear me eek!

[Boingo the Clown]

Damn. I wasn't ready for you to go yet. I was just about to tell you about the time my sister was bitten by a moose. You see it was early one morning and Mama was very busy. She didn't have time to go fetch some moose milk for breakfast, so she asked my sister to do it.

Now my sister was fairly young at this time, and she had never milked a moose before (I know moose milking is a common every day occurance in most Canadians' lives, but my sister had a sheltered childhood).

Anyway she seemed to get lucky right off the bat, because there was a moose just standing there in the front yard (It is often as much as a ten minute walk before you can find a moose these days). She walked up to that moose, reached under its belly, and milked it like a pro. Unfortunately it turned out not to be a female moose, but a bull moose she was milking. That thing let out the most unbelievable scream, then it wheeled around and bit her. It took nearly fourteen stitches at the local trading post to close that wound.

My sister swore up and down that she would never milk a moose again. The moose, however, hung around the igloo for almost two weeks. For the life of me, I have never seen a moose grin like that either before or since.

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[Monkey]

I appoligise to any persons offended by my posts. I truly do. I was talking like you knew me like the people I aimed the messages towards,but if you weren't those person(s) you could take offence.

Still,I can't help myself. Penis heads. (LOL F'n just kidding! Can't take a joke!)

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I am Monkey,hear me eek!

[Ferrari]

Lighten up Monkey!

[Ferrari]

Lighten up Monkey!

[Monkey]

Time to redifine 'miking' hehe http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif
Anyway,that is pretty damned sick Boingo.
Why would the moose be disturbed by that?Maybe you altered the story or it's not true ( I am sure that it's not true,consitering you don't live in an Igloo http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif ). Any way,I can't help to slightly feel that I should meet your sister http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif (LOL J\K G'DAMNMIT!)

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I am Monkey,hear me eek!

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[Zack]

Er....I'm just not gonna say anything..!!

You ruined my poll! Damn you all!!! ARGH! Might I close the topic? I'll DO IT! I JUST MIGHT!

And now to torture the monkey.

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif

Muahhahaha!!

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[Nox]

back to the poll
Polybus and Merobe I wonder however If they are my real parents. Gonna check that out

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[Zack]

You call your parents Polybus and Merobe? That's...very...unique. Yeah...err, kewl.

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[Doom_Dude]

Wow. I just read about 20 posts i missed before.

So i was outside my igloo the other night when my buddy Igganik come over on his dog sled. It seems he found a way to help me rid myself of those pesky lumberjacks nextdoor.

After releasing the thirty rabid beavers in the lumberjacks log cabin, all the lumberjacks came running outside in a panic. Within an hour the crazed beavers had the entire cabin chewed down, and the logs hauled off south to the river. At the moment the lumberjacks are trying to get their logs back. Hehe, now i have a fine collection of chainsaws, that the lumberjacks left behind.

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[Nox]

uhm, very unique? Don't think so, anyway some ppl say that I'll kill my father and I'll **** my mother but don't believe that.

[Ferrari]

Sorry Zack, just seems like a spur of the moment, being in a mood for some humour. But lets get back to the topic. Half the topic in this rants and raves go off topic and then back. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
By the way Doom_Dude can I have one of those chainsaws?

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[Monkey]

AHHH!

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[Zack]

Yes, but this is Rants and Raves, and things are SUPPOSED to go irrelevant!!! Plus, it's better than last time, when Doom_Dude and I fuct up the Wish List forum beyond all recognition! That was at least a month ago, I think. Right Doom_Dude?

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Boingo the Clown]

what I call my parents can not be repeated in polite company (since when is this polite company?)

Hey DooM_Dude! What brand of chainsaws are they? Skill, or Black and Decker? If they are good, I will offer two seal skins for them.

And thanks a lot for saving our hides in the "Check out thes HUGE BREASTS" thread. You really came through for us on that one, buddy. Thanks http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

P.S. Don't make fun of my sister. That moose bite was pretty nasty.


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[Doom_Dude]

Zack. That was you and that looney Crete that went insane in the Wish list!!!!!!! You dudes were talkin about lego-men in your heads and stuff. Remember the pee talk you guys got into!

The chainsaws are Stihl! Check these out !

http://www.erbequipment.com/allied/stihl/images/029.jpg

Ya Boingo, two seal skins is a good deal. I need more skins for my igloo floor.

No prob with the chicken thing. I'm not sure if REoL got out though. Should we do a search for him?

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[Boingo the Clown]

Sure thing. We'll find him...

...just as soon as I finish this delicious imp chicken salad sandwich.

Mmmmm http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Not too dry. Just the right amount of maonaise. Fresh brown bread.

Mmmmm http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif

<Smack. Chomp. Chew. Slobber.>

Could you pass the cranberries, please?


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[Doom_Dude]

How about passing the IFC. Impy Fried Chicken.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Boingo the Clown]

Here you go.

I really hate it how they dye their coleslaw the bright green.

What's up with that?

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[Boingo the Clown]

At least they are no longer serving those limp, tasteless fries they used to.

BTW: Did you want regular or extra crispy imp chicken?

[Doom_Dude]

Ya but they messed up the coleslaw. What did they do with the white bits? It used to be green and white now it's just green! *BleeeecK*

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[Ferrari]

Probably some giant in the coleslaw industry sneezed so hard and forgot to bring a kleenex with him...

I'm out of those chicken. Shall we go and try to find another cyberchicken?

Boingo, don't freak, I'll have my rocket launcher's safety lock on so I don't fire at you accidentally. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Doom_Dude]

Damn that giant. Thats why it tastes so sour and grainy. *Spuuke*

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Boingo the Clown]

That cyberchicken was good, wasn't it.

A little dry, but good.

I am told that the cyberchicken was in league with the dreaded spiderchicken!

Mmmm http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif Spiderchicken.

I wouldn't mind sinking my teeth into the cluck vile too, except that it might resurrect the imp chickens I have already eaten. don't you hate it when your food comes back on you?

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[Nox]

Hey man you just invented a solution for the starving people around the world
email the U.N at
unitednations@yahoo.com

[Ferrari]

Boingo's smart. But one problem. The Cluckvile isn't so friendly. He may revive the dead chickimps, but, he'll fry his enemies (namely us). We'll have to build a steel room, throw all the dead chickimps in it, and throw the cluckvile in it as well. Then let all the chickimps out after they're all revived.

But for now keep your stomach away from the cluckvile if you run into one. Wouldn't want him to bump into you and make the chickimp resurrect and spawn in you and you explode in pieces! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif

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[Ferrari]

*Picks up his rocket launcher and some rockets, and locks it in safe*.
Anyone want to come with me and find the cluckvile, and probably the spiderchicken?

*Everyone looks at each other, gulping.*

Boingo: I'll come

Doom_Dude: Count me in. I've enough of that coleslaw anyways. Maybe we'll stop by somewhere and find a decent coleslaw.

Anyone else?

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[Boingo the Clown]

Boingo: Wait! We can't go yet!

[Boingo runs to his deluxe ultra modern kitchen (all good igloos have them now days)]

Boingo: We must be properly armed!

[Searching through his kitchen drawers, Boingo manages to collect enough knives and forks for everybody. He also produces his ultimate weapon.]

Boingo: This turkey baster has been in my family for years.


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[Boingo the Clown]

[As our intrepid chicken hunters prepare to depart, Boingo stops once more.]

Boingo: Hold on a sec. I forgot something.

[Boingo run to his two dog sled garage, and returns moments later with a paint shaker and five gallons of gasoline.]

Ferrari: Huh? What do you need that for?

Boingo: Don't tell me you've never had shake and bake before.

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[Ferrari]

Ferrari: Cool. Now you're armed. What about others?

Doom_Dude: Let me go get my BFG. Oh wait the BFG's damaged since I overcharged it! Damn. I guess I gotta repair it before we go. *runs off to the garage to get it repaired

Ferrari: Wanna play cards until he is ready?

Boingo: Sure.

They both walk to the table at the corner and Ferrari drops his rocket launcher onto the floor next to his chair.

BOOM!

Ferrari: oops

Monkey: FIRE IN THE HOLE!

*They all dive for cover*

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[Doom_Dude]

*cough*

I got the bfg fixed!

Hey whats up with all this fire & smoke?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Boingo the Clown]

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif

Oh my God!

You are going to set the entire igloo on fire! I'll have to put it out with something...

Ahh! This ought to do.

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[Ferrari]

Monkey: You idiot!
Doom_Dude: You idiot!

Ferrari: Well wait a minute you guys! You, Boingo, said that I'm setting this igloo on fire? Hows that possible? Water is what puts fire out, not fuel it. But, damn, that gasoline doesn't help. Ok, You idiot! Run outside get a shovel and throw some snow on it!

*Runs outside and all piles up snow on the fire, and it goes out*

Boingo: Sigh. That hole. Unsightly. I guess I got to call that contractor again and get that lemon roof reroofed.

Ferrari: Hey, you probably won't have to. It's cold enough to freeze, and since water's dripping, the hole will be covered up with icicles so who'll notice? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Monkey: LOL

Doom_dude: Boingo, get another can of gasoline and lets get going!

Ferrari: Ok lemme go get my rocket inside and we'll all go.

Boingo: Should we trust you with a rocket launcher? You're so clumsy with it. YOu fried me with it. You fried my igloo with it. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/mad.gif

Ferrari: I promise, I won't fire it by accident anymore.

Boingo: Ok. *goes in his garage to get some more gasoline while Ferrari goes to get his rocket launcher*

Monkey: Ok we'll all ready. Lets go.

Boingo: (thinking) Damn. Now I have to pay for the roofing this time. Unless, I can coax him into some different flavour for free.....

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

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[Boingo the Clown]

[Removing the odd smelling, unlemony flavoured yellow slush from their boots,the bold chicken hunters set off on their journey.]

DooM_Dude: So where do you think we will find this Spiderchicken?

Boingo: Hell.

DooM_Dude: Hell?

Boingo: Yeah.

DooM_Dude: How are we supposed to get there? We can't use the UAC teleporters. The UAC is just a fictional company.

[Ferrari and Boingo look at each other and snicker like school girls.]

Ferrari: We'll show you.

Boingo: Like this!

[Boingo and Ferrari aproach a woman standing on the street corner waiting to cross.]

Ferrari: Hey baby! How would you like to do it with the best hunk of manhood in Winnipeg?

Boingo (with a sexy shake of his flab): How about seeing what a real man is like?

[The woman looks shocked and then becomes angry.]

Woman: How dare you?!? I wish you would all go to Hell!

[Instantly our heroes find themselves under a red sky and surrounded by a desolate landscape. Yup. We are now in Hell.]

Boingo: See? It works!


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[Ferrari]

Doom_Dude: *looks in amazement* Wow

Ferrari: Ok. Now. How do we find a spiderchicken?

Boingo: Look out! An manucubus!

Ferrari starts firing two rockets and Monkey threw one of his porn magazines at it before it dropped. Boingo got busy chaingunning the lost souls that came out.

Monkey: Need to find me a real weapon. Oh a super shotgun! *Runs over to pick it up*
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
The ground give way and Monkey fell down through the hole

Doom_Dude: It's a trap!

The three ran over and peeked over. Monkey, are you allright?

Monkey: I'm cool. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/cool.gif At least I have a SSG. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif

Boingo: What is it?

Monkey: I think we found what we're looking for.

The three climbed down. The four found themselves standing in a nesting area for the spiderchickens....A angry spiderchicken lays a eye at the four.....

Ferrari: What now?

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[Boingo the Clown]

Yahoo! Shake and bake!

Mmmmm http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif

What the ...?

The Spiderchicken eggs are hatching!

We are now surrounded by Aracnochickens!

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Mmmmm http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif Aracnochickens.


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[Ferrari]

Ferrari: No time to think of food, is only time to survive! Run!

The arachnochicks already gathered themselves around the little guys, wondering what the heck they are, blocking the mother spider from chaingunning them.

Boingo: Heh heh.

Monkey: Ahh! Get that chick off of me! *One of the archnochicks picked Monkey by his leg and looked at him*

Boingo: I'll save ya! *Picks Monkey's SSG and fired it at the chick's leg, breaking it into two and Monkey fell onto the ground.

Doom_Dude. A wise move. Now all the arachnochicks aren't happy about that and look at the mother.

Ferrari: RUN!

*The three ran through one of the chick's legs and through a small hole. The three slowed down to a walk after making sure the spiders couldn't follow them. They then reached a dead end, blocked by rocks.

Ferrari: No need to worry. I'll get us out. *Whips out his rocket launcher. "My baby. It may bring us trouble, but it also comes in handy."

He fires it at the rocks and a loud BOOM, all the rocks exploded and gave way to a open room.

The four came out into a large room.

Boingo: What is this room?

Doom_Dude: Oh no, what is this little moving thing far away? I hope it isn't a cyberchicken, is it?

Boingo whips out his binoculars and took a good look at it.

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[Boingo the Clown]

Hmmm.

It looks like the monster spawning cube from DooM II.

Wait! It's doing something...

...

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I can't believe it! It's creating four half human/half chicken clones of us!

I think it is time to panic.


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[Ferrari]

Ferrari: There's a cloned Boingo, there's a cloned Monkey, there's a cloned Doom_Dude, uh, who's that fourth handsome guy? Oh yeah thats me. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/cool.gif

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[Monkey]

Boingo: Oh my god!

Ferrari: What is it?!!

Boingo: Our chicklones have sommoned a swarm of Caecochickens!

DooM_Dude: Oh ****!

Ferrari: Where??!!

Boingo: See the large clutter of wings and tomatoes in the sky over there!

Ferrari: Aww damnit! For a friggin' spiderchicken,allot of risk is involved!!!

Monkey: Thats okay. 2 shots with my SS and I can down one of those clucking eggstards! And if we don't aggrovate the archnochicks any further,we can kill the Cyberchicken and take it to our barbque without their interferance!

Ferrari: I only have 10 rockets for my rocket launcher. We don't have enough ammo to take down the horde!

*Boingo counts a total of 60 Caecochickens coming from the north and 12 archnochicks!*

Monkey: **** ! With our combined ammo we can only take out the Cyberchicken or the Caceochickens!!

Boingo: What are we going to do!!??

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[Ferrari]

Ferrari: Lets worry about our clones later. Doom_Dude, hows your BFG? Still can overcharge?

Doom_Dude: Sure can. He presses a trigger, and we all hear a loud crackling and a bright green glow shining from the tip of the BFG. POW! A large green ball shot away from the BFG.

Boingo: HEY! I'm in your path! *Runs like a maniac to get behind Doom_Dude.

The green ball explodes as it hit the cyberchicken.

ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!

The cyberchicken staggers backwards, but then regained his balance.

Ferrari: At least we killed half the b******s here.

Boingo: With a price. Even though I ran away, Doom_Dude still fried my left hand. Smoke came out from his hand. It'll recover, though. Just let me find a stimpack.

Ferrari: Ok, half demons gone. Less worry.

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[Boingo the Clown]

They don't seem to be attacking. I wonder why.

Uh oh! That's why.

It appears that our clones are armed with identical weapons to ours. They Chickydemons are waiting for us to have a wild west type of showdown.


Damn!

I wish Boingo-chicken wouldn't keep waving that turkey baster at me.




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[Boingo the Clown]

Monkey: I've got a plan!

Ferrari: What is it?

Monkey: Do you remember that level in the original Tomb Raider where Laura Croft had to fight that skinless clone of herself?

[Our heroes similtaneously smile and stare dreamily ahead.]

Everyone (together): Mmmmm. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Laura Croft.

Monkey: Maybe if we all commit suicide, the clones will die instead.

[DooM_Dude, Ferrari and Boingo look at each other for a moment and consider Monkey's plan. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif]

DooM_Dude: Uh...You go first.


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[Monkey]

[Monkey nervoiusly points buckshot at his head]

Monkey: Well,here goes nothing.

( [ ( # # <(((((KABLAM)))))> # # ) ] )

[With a loud *thud*; Monkey drops to the floor.]

[Violently shaking fists in the air and looking towards the sky,Boingo yells:]

Boingo: Damn Tomb Raider! A friend it stole! A FRIEND IT STOLE!!!!

DooM_Master: Shut up Boingo,look!

Boingo: Eh?

Ferrari: When Monkey killed himself,it took out his chicken double!

[With a smile on ther faces,everyone but monkey yelled !Horay!]

Ferrari: Wait a tic,what the hell did that solve??! We would have to all be dead if for us to win!

[Boingo unhappily pulls Plasmagun away from his head.]

DooM_Dude: What now??!!

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[Boingo the Clown]

Boingo: Damn! What would Laura Croft do in a situation like this?

Everyone (together): Mmmmm. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Laura Croft.



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[Monkey]

[A UAC Jeep Drives up]

Zack: I think she would protect herself with her huge titties!

everyone(synch): ZACK!

Zack: I think I know how to end your little clone problem!

everyone(synch): HOW?

Zack: I'll shoot them all in the head with my Railgun!

Ferrari: DooM Doesn't have a railgun,Zack.

Boingo: Be optimistic! NEWDooM just might have that gun Zack has,so with any luck he can stand at an angle where he can take out all the clones at once,before they try to clone him too!

DooM_Dude: But if the gun isn't in NEWDooM,he will create a time shift paradox and we will all be vaporized atom by atom.

[Zack pats Ferrai on the ass]

Ferrari: Cluck!! Our likley savior is a F@ggot!

Zack: Shut up! I....I just was cheaking for ass ingeries,Ferrari. Yeah. Thats it. Don't take it personally.

Boingo: Riiiiiggghht.

DooM_Dude: There is no way you can hide your roayial f@aggotness,Zack. We saw you and Monkey gettin' it on at E2M2. We know what you are. Your a F@ggot!

Zack: I don't know what your talking about!!

Monkey(last breath): Hellp *cough cough* mee,lovverrr...

Boingo: How do you explain that!?

Zack: He is dillusional from 'blown-out-brains syndrome!'!! I never had sexual relations with that Monkey!

Boingo: Either we go on gay bashing or we accept Zack for who he is and let him save our asses before its to late!

Ferrari: Nicley put Boingo. You must be gay too.

Boingo: *sob* I confess! My Tomb has been Raided a few times!

Ferrari: Ill bet your gay too,DooM_Dude!

DooMDude: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!! I'll never tell you!!!!!!!!

Ferrari: I am the only streight one here!!!!

[Ferrari's clone has been sneaking up on the team thw whole time.]

Ferrari-Clone: Join us,Ferrari! Come to the streight side of Hell! Clones cannot be faggots by design! You will not sucseed in your mission anyway. Join us,and let us thwart our enimes and kill the f@ggots of the NEWDooM Forum!

Ferrari: Sounds appealing,but no. I would rather have my Tomb Raided than to burn in hell for the rest of eternity, thank you.

Everyone(but Ferrari,Monkey and Clone-Ferrari): You go girlfriend!

Ferrari *smacks head* : You guys can stop being ***** now. I just might reconsiter my clone's offer!

Boingo: Anyway,let us forget the whole f@g thing and let Zack kill the clones!

Zack: Okay.

[Zack aligns perfectly to kill all clones simutaniusly]

-----(((Pzzzzz BAWAAAAP!))))-----

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To be continued!!!!

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[Finite]

*SMASH!!!*

Huge boulders tumble down from the ceiling. The concious doomers look up to see none other than Finite, decending from a hole in the ceiling on a rope, spraying demons with his plasma gun on the way down.

Doom_dude: Hey its Finite! We're saved!

Zack: I thought I was your saviour!?!?!

Ferrari: Nah... you have served your purpose. Finite is our new saviour. YAY FOR FINITE!! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Boingo: This is making me sick.

Finite: OK I've got some more ammo for yall too. 20 rockets for Ferrari, 200 cells for Doom_dude and 20 rail slugs for Zack. Lets go kick that spiderchickens butt!

Doom_dude: what about monkey?

Finite: Oh.. I brought a medkit along too. I'll revive him.

*Finite revives monkey, who then vomits all over everyone*

*Everyone vomits in reaction*

Monkey: *cough* I'm alive! Yay!

Doom_dude: uhoh... I think you revived the clone too!!

Everyone: **** !!

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[Boingo the Clown]

[Monkey/chicken gets up, and so do the other clones! Things are not looking good for our heroes. Worse yet, the spiderchicken enters the room with a huge assortment of demonic chickens. All hope is lost.]

[Suddenly, Boingo realizes something.]

Boingo: I've got an idea! Guys! Do what I do.

[As the evil chicken clones approach our heroes, Boingo lets out a blood curling scream. The others do the same.]

Boingo: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Everyone: RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[The clones stop dead in their tracks, their eyes fixed with glazed expressions. In less time than it takes to tell, the chicken clones wet themselves and run screaming from the room.]

DooM_Dude: Great work, Boingo! How did you know they would run away?

Boingo: It was quite simple really. I remembered from my grade 9 biology class that chickens do not have any external sex organs, which means our clones didn't have any either, so I knew they would have to be cowards.

DooM_Dude: You mean...?

Boingo: Yes.

They had no balls.

[Boingo the Clown]

[The battle begins again with renewed vigor. While the others bring death and destruction on the chicken horde, Zack and Finite gather up the pieces or the dying hell beasts, carefully weighing them, placing them in foam trays wrapped in cellophane.]

Finite: Do you think $1.29/kg sounds reasonable?

Zack: It sounds a little cheap, but I guess it is okay. We do seem to have a bit of a surplus.

[The battle rages on. Despite the mad howlings of the Hell chickens, the valiant heroes scythe through them as any good DooM players would.]

[Soon, only the spiderchicken and a few dying cluckers of the abbyss are left. Without any ammunition left, the spiderchicken backs up against the wall.]

Spiderchicken: Fools! Do you really think you can can defeat me?

Everyone: Mmmmm http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif Spiderchicken.

Spiderchicken: I swear you by everything that is unholy that you haven't beaten me yet (just my eggs). Now quiver with fear humans, for now I unleash my ultimate weapon!


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[Boingo the Clown]

[With a hideous laugh, the spiderchicken issues forth a spawning cube. Our heroes watch with great anxiety, as the cube slowly moves around them, then settles into a position nearby. There is a pillar of flame and a bright green flash. Our heroes gasp as they see the one thing that can stop them dead in their tracks--a fully naked version of Laura Croft!] http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif

[Completely naked, Laura strides confidently towards Boingo (Who else?). Standing less than an arm's length away, she gazes lovingly into his eyes and speaks to him with her lilting voice in a soft upper class English accent.]

Laura: Oh please, Mister Boingo, don't eat the poor spiderchicken. Eat me instead!

[The thought of going down on Laura Croft instantly brings Boingo to his knees http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif]

Finite: Hey! Stop horning in on my action!

DooM_Dude: Yeah! She's mine!

[The spiderchicken laughs.]

Spiderchicken: Friends! Friends! Don't fight amongst yourselves. There is plenty for everybody!

[Five more spawning cube come from the spiderchicken. Five more Laura Crofts appear. The otherwise noble chicken hunters are unable to resist. Within moments they are all helpless in the arms of their own personal Laura Crofts.]

[Meanwhile, the spiderchicken reloads his chaingun.]

Spiderchicken: Mwahahahaha!


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[Boingo the Clown]

[In spite of the fact that none of them gives a rats a$$ at the moment, the situation looks utterly hopeless for our heroes. The spiderchicken finishes loading its weapon and slowly positions itself for the kill.]

Spiderchicken: I've got you all now!

[SUDDENLY, without warning (a little redundant that) a rope drops through the ceiling hole left by Finite earlier, and in repells none other than...Ferrari's girlfriend! Looking rather like Laura Croft herself in her desert boots, tight khaki shorts, and snug form fitting sleeveless top(Oops! Sorry. I digress.), she drops to the floor and runs to her sweetie's side.]

Ferrari's girlfriend: You get away from my man!

[Like a Kung Fu ninja, she kicks Ferrari's Laura Croft squarely in the chest. Realizing that area is too well padded, she then opts to smack Laura upside the head with the butt of her double barreled shotgun. Ferrari's Laura Croft drops unconscious to the floor, instantly reverting to an ordinary chicken. The other Laura Crofts also revert to their natural forms.]

Boingo: http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/mad.gif I was eating a chicken? Ewww! Gross!

Zack: Hey! How come mine was a rooster? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/confused.gif

[Ferrari]

Ferrari: Hello my girl! I've missed you! *pulls her close for a nice kiss*

She pushes me away. What the heck were you doing eating someone else? She asked.

Ferrari: *cough*. Well.. um.. you see.. the evil spider has poisoned our minds. The real me wouldn't do that. But lets take care of the spider first. He's getting ready to use his little toy.

Spiderchicken: My little toy? Let me show you how little it is...

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[Boingo the Clown]

Ferrari's girlfriend: Don't you try giving me that balognie! I caught you humping another woman, even if she really was a chicken.

Ferrari: It wasn't my fault. Really it wasn't!

Ferrari's girlfriend: Hmph! Like blazes it wasn't. I'm mad at you. As far as I am concerned, you can just kiss my a$$!

Ferrari: Really? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

Spiderchicken: Ahem! Excuse me. I am still waiting here to kill you, you know.

Ferrari: AH Shaddap, you bloated sack of poo! This is important.

Spiderchicken: Sorry.

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[Finite]

The spiderchicken revs up his chaingun and lets rip. Our heroes look to be doomed. But luckily, they have all seen "The Matrix" and hence perform amazing moves, jumping off walls and such to avoid the rapid fire from the evil chicken lord.

Spiderchicken: Stand still damnit!

Finite: MUHUHAHAHAHAHA

After jumping from wall to wall, and then running along the ceiling, Finite drops silently behind the evil one. He charges up his BFG (which he stole off Doom_dude whilst he was eating some chicken http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif) and prepares to let rip.

Everyone else: NOOO!!!! WATCH OUT!!! WE'RE IN YOUR LINE OF SIGHT!!!

Finite: OOps...

*BBBRBRBRBRBRZZZZZZ ... ZAZZZZSASGM*

Everyone: **** !!!!!!!!!!

ME......BFG....CHICKEN....OTHERS
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[Boingo the Clown]

Zack: Hmmm. Something tastes funny. I wonder what it is.

[Zack takes a moment to savor the strange taste.]

Zack: Why it tastes like rooster...*

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[Boingo the Clown]

[There is a violent gurgling within Zack, followed by retching. Then with one huge heave, Zack spews forth what may be the greatest mass of projectile vommiting ever recorded. The mighty puke mass is so volumous, that our heroes can not help but think that all Zack's fat reserves and internal organs must be included in the disgusting blast. Before they even have a chance to scream, they are coated from head to toe with the vile concoction of stomach fluids and half digested chicken parts.]

[Luckily for our heroes, Zack's puke hits them just as the BFG fireball impacts with the spiderchicken.]

[The spiderchicken screams in pain as a bright green flash ingulfs the entire room. There is much sizzling.]

DooM_Dude: Hey! Wait! We're still alive!

Boingo: How can that be?

Ferrari: Zack's puke must have insulated us from the blast.

Monkey: Hurray! We're saved!

Ferrari's girlfriend: Awe Gross! I'll never get this stuff out of my hair!

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[Finite]

Finite: Thank god for Zack's spew eh?

Ferrari: Speak for yourself...

Incredibly satisfied with their achievements, the group of DooMers look around at the remains of demon chickens laying across the floor.

Boingo: 2,4,6,8.... Bog in dont.... errr...

******ZZZZZZZZZASHETOBHATNOAAAAAMMMM******

The DooMers turn around in surprise, only to see 10 cyberchickens and 3 spiderchickens spawn in behind them!

Everyone: ARGH **** !!!!!!

Finite: RUN!!!!!

Everyone grabs as much chicken as they can, before sprinting out of the room, dodging rockets and chaingun fire as they go.

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[Boingo the Clown]

[Our heroes bolt for the door with bullets and rockets whizzing around them.]

Monkey: Hey! Wait a minute! I thought the was only supposed to be one spiderchicken and one cyberchicken. Where did these guys come from?

Everyone: Boingo?

Boingo: Hey! Don't look at me! Finite wrote the last entry!

Finite: Hehehehe.

Zack: Thanks a lot, dumba$$!

Ferrari: Yeah! The least you could have done was to spawn a few more Laura Croft clones!

Everyone (except Ferrari's girlfriend): Mmmmm. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Laura Croft.

Ferrari's girlfriend: http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/mad.gif Shut up you!

Ferrari: Hehehehe. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/redface.gif Sorry lamykins.

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[Boingo the Clown]

[As our heroes run down a narrow corridor, Finite notices that the others are mysteriously falling behind.]

Finite: What is going on?

DooM_Dude: I don't know.

Ferrari: The puke is getting stiff!

Boingo: Zack's vommit must have been fried by the BFG blast. It's setting up like concrete!

Ferrari's girlfriend: Awe Great! Now I know I'll never get this stuff out of my hair.


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[Boingo the Clown]

[Despite the herculean efforts of our heroes, the puke quickly sets up. Each of them moves slower and slower, and finally comes to a dead stop. Finite is the only member of the band not covered in the foul lith. He reaches into his cod piece and pulls out a chissel (Can you think of a better place to keep a sharp object?). He hurriedly begins chipping the hardened puke away from the others. The process is labouriously slow.]

Zack: This is no good. It's going to take hours for you to chissel us out of here.

Ferrari: Yeah, and we're in trouble now!

Finite: Don't worry guys. This tunnel is much too narrow for the cyberchickens and spiderchickens to enter. We are perfectly safe in here.

[There is a thunderous crash. The entire tunnel shakes.]

Zack: What was that?

Monkey: Oh no! The cyberchickens are using their rockets to widen the tunnel. We're in for it now!

Ferrari's girlfriend: Is there anyone who can save us now?

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[Boingo the Clown]

[A voice with a soft English accent answers from around a darkened corner.]

"I will."

[A figure steps out from around the corner. it is none other than Boingo's Laura Croft.]

Boingo: Huh? I thought you had been turned back into a chicken.

Laura Croft: Yes, Boingo, but your sweet and expert loving has made a real woman out of me, as well as that blue fairy over there.

I love you Boingo. I'll do anything for you now.

DooM_Dude: Hey! How come you get to keep your Laura Croft clone and we don't?

Boingo: Because I am the one writing this entry.

DooM_Dude: Damn!

[Boingo's Laura Croft pushes Finite aside. With a lightning quick series of karate moves, she pummels the solidified mass of petrified puke surrounding our heros. At first the puke refuses to crack, but after ramming it with her double Ds, Laura succeeds in smashing it into rubble.]

[Our heroes are free.]


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[Boingo the Clown]

[The tunnel shakes again from another cyberchicken's rocket.]

Laura Croft: Quicky! Follow me. I know a way out of here.

Monkey: Wait a minute. How do we know we can trust you?

Laura Croft: I just saved your lives. What other proof do you need?

Monkey: Forgive me for being skeptical, but you were an agent of the spiderchicken. How do we know you aren't just leading us into a trap?

[Laura steps up to Boingo and sweeps him into her arms. She pulls their bodies together so tightly, the others wonder if the embrace might crack their bones. She draws Boingo's face to hers. Her lips part and her jaw opens slightly. She then proceeds to give him a deep and passionate kiss, sticking her tongue so far down his throat, that she can tell you what he had for breakfast. The world seems to stand still. After a moment of mutual intoxication, they part.]

Boingo: That's good enough for me! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Zack: Stupid Boingo! He get to keep his Laura Croft, and I don't get anything. This isn't fair.

[Another soft English voice can heard]

Zack's rooster: Zack! Buk! Buk! Buk! You've made a real rooster out of me. Take me and I am yours!

Zack: Sigh. I guess it's better than nothing.


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[Ferrari]

Monkey, Finite and DooM_Dude: What about us? Not fair!

Ferrari: Well all of us will have to find our own Laura Crofts.

Ferrari's girlfriend spun around and slapped Ferrari hard in the face.

*SLAP!* FERRARI!

Ferrari were shocked, and then tumbled and fell down backwards. Then he spawned into a chicken.

*Buk buk*

Ferrari's girlfriend: Ferrari?

Boingo: That was Ferrari's clone! It was never him all along! And whats this? *picks up something behind the chicken* It's a silenced pistol. He was apparently going to kill us!

Ferrari's girlfriend: I knew it. I knew it wasn't him.

Boingo & Monkey: Then where is Ferrari?

Ferrari's girlfriend: *Sigh*. Lets see. *Closes eyes and thinks for a moment.

*BOOM!*

DooM_Dude: The cyberchicken's coming closer!

Ferrari's girlfriend: Ok, my senses tells me he should be at that direction.

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[Ferrari]

Zack: Wait! I thought I killed the Ferrari clone with my railgun?

Boingo: Hm. Remember that Ferrari's clone was talking with him. So he was not with the clone group. And you zapped 3 clones, not four. You'll only see 3 heads near the start of this 3rd page thread.

Zack: Why didn't I think of that??

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[Boingo the Clown]

Boingo: We have to rescue Ferrari.

Zack: Why should we do that?

Boingo: Do you really want me and Finite to be the ones writing the rest of this story?

Zack: Ah. I see.

Laura Croft: Boingo! Don't do it! If they catch you, they will kill you. Come with me instead.

Boingo: I would love to http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif , but we have to rescue Ferrari first. Besides, the real Laura Croft would never run away from danger.

Laura Croft: I am not the real Laura Croft. I am a clone, and eventhough I am now a real woman, I am still a little bit chicken inside.

Don't worry, Boingo. I will stand with you.

Ferrari's girlfriend: I can feel his presence. I think he is in that dirrection.

Zack: You are pointing at the wall.

Ferrari's girlfriend: In that general direction, beyond the wall, you dipsh!t!

Laura Croft: That can mean only one thing--they've taken him to the central chamber. I fear they have terrible things planed for him if they have taken him there.

Everyone: Ulp!

Boingo: Don't worry, Ferrari. We'll save you!

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Oops! That was a rocket launcher, wasn't it?

[Ferrari]

The gang started walking down the corridor, and discussing strategy. Once in a while Boingo will steal a kiss from Laura. Monkey, DooM_Dude, Zack and Ferrari's girlfriend: http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

BOOM! RATATATATATATATAT!

DooM_Dude: Oh damn we forgot that they are following us. If we don't finish them, we go in the central chamber (if it is where he is), they end up trapping us inside.

Boingo: I guess the only solution is this. *Shows his gasoline can*.

DooM_Dude: Cool. How are we gonna burn them with that?

Boingo: Lets find a little bigger hall, leave some rockets (hide them) and spill gasoline all over there, then try to close off a end of the hall, then once they all go in there, then....*cocks his shotgun*. You know what happens.

Zack: Sounds like a good plan.

Laura: I know where we can do that. Follow me.

They all walk for a while, trying not to lose the demons.

Zack: GET MY A$$ you slow airheads! *Fires a shotgun at the cyberdemon to p!ss him off a little more*

Boingo: Looks like a good place to trap them.

Monkey: Lets hope Ferrari doesn't mind us using up his rockets. *drops them strategically around the room*

Zack and DooM_Dude went down a little more to fire at the ceiling to make the ceiling collapse, making sure not to make it collapse entirely to block their escape route.

Boingo spills a lot of gasoline all over.

Monkey: Run! They're coming!

Laura, Boingo and Monkey ran over to the end of the hall where rubble is and climbed through the little hole.

Boingo: Come a little closer, you pinheads....

Just as they all walked over the gasoline....

Spiderchicken: What the, what is this wet stuff?

Boingo: HEY! Look at me. Smile *cocks his supershotgun*. See you later. He then aims for a rocket.

The demons: http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[This message has been edited by Ferrari (edited 08-08-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Ferrari (edited 08-08-2000).]

[Boingo the Clown]

[The gasoline ignites. The rockets explode. Smoke and steam fills the room. The demonic chickens scream as they are ingulfed in flames. The sizzle of roasting chicken flesh can be heard accross the room.]

Boingo (drawing a deep breath): Mmmmm. It smells like Swiss Chalet. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[All the demonic chickens are all dead, except for one spiderchicken, which runs away down the hall, flames still trailing behind it.]

Monkey: Yahoo! We did it!

Zack: Hey! Is anybody up for some barbecued chicken?

DooM_Dude: I am!

Finite: Me too please.

Laura Croft: Yeah! I'm starving!

[The entire group does a double take.]

Monkey: Didn't you used to be a chicken? Wouldn't that be cannibalism?

Laura Croft: Well, I am not a chicken anymore, and those guys were a$$holes anyway. Besides, I am starving. Do you know how much energy it takes to polymorph?

[Laura strides over to one of the slain cyberchickens. She cuts off a piece and wolfs it down with gusto. After a quick belch and a polite "Excuse me," seh turns back towards our heroes.]

DooM_Dude: So what did you think of your first taste of chicken?

Laura Croft: Not bad. It tastes like beef.


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Oops! That was a rocket launcher, wasn't it?

[Frozen Statik]

[and then at the end of this whole thing frozen statik come running down the hall yelling in his heavy New York accent]

Frozen: Guys! The spider chicken has made more! It just laid 1.4567 billion eggs!!!

Monkey: How did you know that close to the exact number

Boingo: Maybe he's one of them.. were the hell did you come from anyway?!?!

Frozen: It's a long story... I saw Ferrari a and he said to help you guys... on my way here I saw the counter saying how many eggs there were

Zack: hey there's no counter! we're in hell you @ss!

Frozen: I know were we are you f@g, they must be smarter than you guys thought... there's probably a zillion of them inside the central camber...

[all of them reloading and getting ready, they enter the chamber...]

[Ferrari]

Ferrari's girlfriend: Where the hell did you see Ferrari?

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[Frozen Statik]

[pauses before opening the huge wooden doors]

Frozen: He was dieing, it looks like dumb @ss zack mistaked him for a clone way back. I used my only med kit and moved him to...

[grabs his head in pain]

Frozen: ahhH! my head! they must have messed with my head!! ahhhhh!!!

[as soon as he stops thinking of the location of ferrari the pain stops]

Frozen: I... i can't remember!!

[ferrari's girlfriend hitting him]

Ferrari's Girlfriend: you @sshole! you know were he is and your just not telling!!! DIE!!

[she pulls out a ''railgun'' and is about to shoot]

Monkey: NOO! WAIT!!!

[dive's infront of the gun and get's his head blown off]

everyone: heh heh, cool!

Doom_dude: wait! he still maybe alive! remeber when he blew his own brains out, he must have suffered sevear brain damage!

Boingo: well than let's revive him again!

Boingo's Lara: Who's got a med kit?!?!?

[to be continued...]

[Ferrari]

Frozen: I have a medic with me. I'll revive him. *Goes to Monkey and tries to attach his head back on his body*.

Monkey: My head!

Frozen: You're good as new.

Boingo: We must stop this. I've heard that repitive head blowing off leads to permanent head damage.

Zack: Lets just go find Ferrari.

Suddenly, they hear a loud scream

HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLlllllllllllllLPPPPPPPP!

Ferrari's girlfriend: Thats him! Lets go!

Everyone starts running after where the sound came from.

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[Boingo the Clown]

Laura Croft: All this bickering isn't going to get us anywhere. Everybody do what I say. I have a plan.

[Minutes later, our heroes enter the main chamber in chains, following behind Laura. The Archcluck resides within.]

Archcluck: Agent Egg Foo. You have captured the intruders.

Laura Croft: Yes, my lord.

Archcluck: I hope this isn't just on of those fake capture tricks they use in all those movies.

Laura Croft: No, my lord. They are at our mercy.

Archcluck: Good. We can put them with the other one, and use them to breed our new army of half demon/half chicken/half human wariors.

Laura Croft: Wouldn't that be thirds, my lord?

Archcluck: Don't argue with me Egg Foo. as you can see, the one we already captured is very good at breeding. We almost have enough eggs as it is.

Ferrari's girlfriend: Grrrrr! Wait until I get my hands on him.

[As our heroes are being led up to the breeding compartment, Laura suddenly pulls open her shirt, revealing her big guns! She passes the weapons around as everyone drops their unlocked shakles. The chicken holocost begins...]

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Oops! That was a rocket launcher, wasn't it?

[Frozen Statik]

[the Archcluck roars as loud as he can and the chamber starts to collapse]

Ferrari: we have to get out of here!

[and with that a cement beam falls from the roof and crushes zack]

everyone just stares, their hero lies dead...

Boingo's Lara: Ah, who cares I didn't like him much anyway.

Monkey: how can you say that?!?!

Ferrari: Is this just because he's your lover?

Monkey: Huh? what are you talking about?

Frozen: the 2nd blast must have made his memory go blank! OH NO!

[after that retarded ''oh no'' they all run to the chamber door, and see that the beams have blocked it...]

Ferrari's Girlfriend: we need somewhere to hide!!!!

Archcluck: there's no were to hide! BREWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

[to be continued]

[Ferrari]

Ferrari: Gimme me my rocket launcher!

FGF (Ferrari's girlfriend): I'll deal with you later

Ferrari: What? There was nothing I can do! How can I not breed if they had locked me?

FGF: Ok. Pass me a rocket launcher.

*Ferrari hands her a rocket launcher* LOOK OUT DON'T PRESS TH......

BOOM! A rocket explodes out flying, missing Boingo's ear by a few atoms, and it crashed and exploded against hundreds of baby cribs full of eggs, setting it ablaze

Ferrari: AT TRIGGER!

Boingo: *Sigh*, Couples are so alike.

Ferrari: Well, that was still a good shot anyways http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Archchick: http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/mad.gif ARGH! YOU KILLED MY BABIES! YOU, GIRL YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT! *He then raises his hand and a flame appears in front of her, getting ready to zap her.*

*Ferrari grabs Monkey's supershotgun and with precise aiming he blasts the archchick's head off before he zaps her. He then stumbled backwards, then like the Men in Black's alien head, grows back.

Archchick: ****, That hurt!

Ferrari: Oh, that hurt? you want some ice to soothe it? *Walks over to archchick*

Archchick: You! It is between her and me!

Ferrari, standing face to face. "Oh yeah? Well get through me first!" *Shoves archchick by his shoulders*

Boingo: ****. He's pi$$ing the archchick off!

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[Boingo the Clown]

[Ferrari suddenly moans and drops to the floor. His face is contorted in pain and he looks like he has aged thirty years. the others lift him up, to prevent him from drowning in the egg yolk, which lies knee deep across the floor (1.4 billion eggs, don't forget).]

FGF: Darling. What is wrong?

Ferrari: My nuts. My aching nuts. They attached some sort of torturous machine to my testicles. That is how they made me breed.

[A quick check reveals that Ferrari's testicle have indeed taken damage. So drained of sexual energy are they, that they have become shrivled up like raisins.]

FGF: What are we going to do?

Boingo: I am certain he will be alright. All he needs is some rest, and perhaps a little massage to restore blood flow to the area.

[Monkey aproaches Ferrari.]

Monkey: Alright!

FGF: You stay away from my man! If anyone is going to massage his poor atrophied nuts, it's going to be me!

[Just as FGF breaths on her hands to warm them up, the roar of the Archcluck can be heard from across the room.]

Archcluck: You woman! You are the one responsible for the destruction of my eggs. Come here so I can destroy you!

FGF: Sorry darling. I can't massage your aching nuts right now. I have to participate in a life and death showdown with a demon from Hell. You don't mind, do you?

Ferrari (in a high smurf-like voice): No problem.

[With the theme from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" playing from an unidentified source, Ferrari's girlfriend paces to the centre of the room, ready for the great showdown with the evil Archcluck.]



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Oops! That was a rocket launcher, wasn't it?

[Ferrari]

FGF: Hi. How's things?

Archcluck: Good. And you?

FGF: Great as always.

Archcluck. ANything you want to talk about before you die?

FGF: Oh yeah. I thought I saw a female archcluck, she had a C size chest and had some neon orange streaks on her hair, is she related somehow to you?

Archcluck: Yeah, she's my wife. So?

FGF: Oh dear.

Archcluck: What? What is it?

FGF: Oh, nothing. I just don't want to spoil your mood...

Archcluck: ROOOAR! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/mad.gif WHAT THE **** IS IT!

FGF: Well, I thought I saw her walking with a cyberchicken, and I thought I saw a cyberchicken's arm around her waist. I'm not sure.

Archcluck: **** the bastard! I will **** kill the ****** **** ! ROARING! **** *Runs out of the room*

FGF: Men. Gullible. Lemme get back to your nuts. *goes to Ferrari*

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[This message has been edited by Ferrari (edited 08-08-2000).]

[Boingo the Clown]

[Building a makeshift stretcher out of chicken bones, our group of eight adventurers head for the surface (This is something I find rather strange, considering that only four people went in to start with). Ferrari is placed on the stretcher. Finite and DooM_Dude carry it while FGF massages his shriveled scrotum. Frozen Statik keeps watch to prevent Monkey from massaging it too. Laura Croft is more familiar with these tunnels, and leads the way. Boingo stays close by her (Wouldn't you?)]

[As they slowly travel upward towards freedom, what kind of horrors await them in Hell? Only Heaven knows.]

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Oops! That was a rocket launcher, wasn't it?

[This message has been edited by Boingo the Clown (edited 08-09-2000).]

[Ferrari]

Zack: My headache is unbearable! Fixing my head with 12 medicpaks helps but headache is unbearable! Tylenol, anyone?

Ferrari: No tylenols here. Wait until we get home.

Just as they arrive to a teleport that they think it leads them to Earth,they find a spiderchicken standing next to it.

Spiderchicken: You roasted my @$$ and killed all my friends! Now you are going to pay for that!

*WHOOSH*

A archcluck teleported next to the spiderchicken.

Archcluck: You lied! THere is no more cyberdemons and my wife is nowhere to be found! I believe that you have killed everyone! You are in trouble.

Everyone: Gulp!

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[Boingo the Clown]

[Without warning, Ferrari's face goes white and his eyes go crossed, as the blood finally returns to his family jewels.]

Ferrari: WHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

[He jumps up off the stretcher and begins staggering around the room bull legged.]

Finite: What's going on?

Boingo: You know how it feels when the blood returns to your leg after it has fallen asleep?

Finite: Yeah. It's all pins and needles.

Boingo: Imagine that happening in your testis!

Finite: Oh my God!

[The sudden comotion confuses the Archcluck and the spiderchicken. In the few moments it takes them to figure out what is going on, our heros attack, pounding them with plasma and rocket fire. Within moments, the entire place smells like KFC.]

Everyone (together): Mmmmm. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif Extra Crispy.


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Oops! That was a rocket launcher, wasn't it?

[Ferrari]

*gasps for breath*. He stands up, watching his friends fight off the remaining chickens. He looks around. He noticed that Doom_Dude forgot his BFG. He ran away around a corner.

Monkey: Where the **** is he going?

Boingo: Don't know. Hes up to something.

Ferrari: Ah, there it is. *picks up the BFG*. The baby that should take care of them. He noticed that there is no charge left in it. DAMN! What to do? Oh yeah the central chamber! He runs to the central chamber, and then he found a big power cord that plugs in the computer that controls the heaters that warms up the now dead eggs, he unplugs it and then plugs in his BFG. He hears a loud charging and cracking. What the hell, let it overcharge, Ferrari thought. *snickers*. The power meter goes over the hazardous levels, Ferrari decides to unplug it, burning up his hand since the plug was overheating. Ferrari then ran back to the battle room, smelling like KFC. Mmmmm. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif
I realize that my friends are in trouble, running out of ammo, and running like hell around the room evading the bastards.

Ferrari: YOU TWO CHICKENS! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! He presses the trigger, and hear the crackling effect of the BFG. The allies all quietly ran to the side to avoid the line of sight damage. KAPOW! The green ball explodes out of the BFG and Ferrari got thrown back from the aftershock, and crashed against the wall.

The green ball collided with the cyberchicken, vaporizing him as well as sizzling up the spiderchicken and leave them both dead.

All except Ferrari: HORRAY! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

FGF: Ferrari? Ferrari? FERRARI! She runs over to see Ferrari, trying to remove some rocks that collapsed when he hit the wall.

Boingo: He's unconscious. But alive. We'll take care of him at my home.

Doom_Dude: Won't it be a little cold for an unconscious person? You have a hole in your igloo, remember?

Boingo glares at Doom_Dude. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/mad.gif

Laura: Hole? What you guys talking about?

Boingo: It's a long story.

The gang put Ferrari on the stretcher and they all vanish in the teleport one by one, and when everyone is back on earth, Zack, as the last one teleported, turned around, and fired 2 rockets at the teleport, destroying it meaning there is no way the demonchickens can go to Earth to cause trouble.

They arrive at Boingo's home. Boingo eyes the hole, covered with icicles.

Boingo: *Sigh*. Gotta call my roofing company to get that fixed.

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[Frozen Statik]

the end.
(and only 3 pages long http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif )

[This message has been edited by Frozen Statik (edited 08-08-2000).]

[Ferrari]

Not yet http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

FGF gives Ferrari a kiss on the lips. Ferrari then woke up.

Ferrari: My head!

Boingo: Didn't we hear that before?

Ferrari: Are they dead?

Everyone: Yes. Dead. Teleport destroyed.

Ferrari: Good.
He looks at that icicle wall. "Heh. I was right. Icicles will cover up the hole anyways"

Boingo: But it wasn't unnoticeable, like you said! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Ferrari: I'll pay for the damages. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

FGF: You caused damage?

Ferrari: Uh well I dropped a rocket and it fired by accident and left a hole.

FGF: You're clumsy!

Ferrari: At least I wasn't the one making the hole bigger by trying to extinguish the fire with gasoline! *looks at Boingo*

Everyone: LOL!

Boingo: http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/redface.gif

Everyone went to Boingo's wine cellar and got some champagne. Everyone popped the champagne and were drunk that night.

When we were drunk Boingo locked all the weapons, including Ferrari's rocket launcher, to prevent any accidents. It's harmful enough when he's sober. But meanwhile having too many different type of weapons in one same crowded place (closet) is not a good idea. We as drunken people thought we heard an explosion, but after some sleep and some serious hangover, we realized that Boingo now has a new sunroof.... http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

********** T H E E N D **********

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[Finite]

A hungover Finite stumbles out of bed the next morning. Completely disoriented, and in a lot of pain.. he heads for the fridge, only to be knocked down on the way.

Finite: Wha??

Archcluck: I heard what you did to my friends. You're mine now.

Finite: Wha?? Stop yelling I have a splittin headache....

Archcluck: Don't make me even more pi$$ed off... you'll be sorry..

Finite: Urgh... What the... ??? ARGH!!! **** A ****ING DEVIL CHICKEN!!! GGRAHGARHRHRHH!!!!

The Archcluck prepares to flame the poor hungover Finite when all of a sudden...

****WHOOSSSHH*** ***BOOM****

The Archcluck is chunked into 20 odd pieces and scattered about the room. Finite, now with a massive headache from all the noise, is cowering in the corner.

Doom_dude: You're damn lucky! I just got out of my igloo only to hear the sounds of chickens, so I came running over. Are there any more?

Finite: arrrggghhh.... stop yelling!!

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Life is Finite. Live with it.

[Boingo the Clown]

Epilogue:

Well the igloo was a wreck. It was a good thing I was planning on moving anyway. Me and Laura and our four chicks now live in a large, comfortable split level igloo just outside of Ottawa.

Ferrari and his girlfriend returned to Winnipeg, where their igloo mysteriously melted. It was blamed on Winnipeg's high arson rate, but judging by the big sloppy grins Ferrari and his girlfriend had on, I would say that Ferrari has recovered from his ordeal in the main chamber.

DooM_Dude moved to Sudbury, where he now runs a successful chainsaw dealership.

Frozen Statik returned to New York. There he hopes to get a job as Hillery Clinton's intern in the hopes of getting some.

Zack and the rooster were married. However they suffered a bitter divorce only one year later. The rooster now lives near Los Vegas, Nevada, where he performs under the show name of The Amazing Zambooba.

Monkey woke up back in Arizona. Apparently he had passed out after drinking Canadian beer. After a week of unconsciousness, Ferrari and I were kind enough to mail him home.

Finite returned to Australia, were he enjoys beer, and nude crocodile wrestling. A major motion picture about his life was planned, but was scuttled, because he couldn't get the camcorder to work.

As for the archcluck, we knew that he might respawn himself. As a precaution, we divided his body parts evenly among ourselves in the hope of their never recombining. Laura and I kept his head, which we currently use as a talking dartboard. Although were don't play darts as much as we used to, you can still hear the occasional "Thunk! ARGH! @@%#$#@^&! Triple twenty!" in our home.



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Oops! That was a rocket launcher, wasn't it?

[REoL]

To stick to the topic, I think most southerners, or people from Winchendon Ma. (about 80 miles west of Boston) call their mom and dad these:

Mom: Sister
Dad: Brother


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Claude]

sonebody make a book of this! this is a classic! and i really mean it this time http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Ferrari]

Do you want us to continue it somehow? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Yes. That is a rocket coming after you!

[Zack]

Wait, we're not finished with this one!! After the rooster and I got divorced, then what happened!! And I left my UAC Jeep down in Hell!! I must go back for it!! I left my Weird Al CD in there http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif

--Zack

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Finite]

** BUMPED ** for the newbs again.. heh.

This looked like just another thread.. a curious poll. But alas, it diverged into a chicken slaughtering thread of DOOM! ... or something.

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.
http://dk.auscstrike.com/madsig2.gif

[Doom_Dude]

Finite striketh again from way down under. http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm20.gif

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The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[Boingo the Clown]

Hee hee.

It is still a good story, even after all of this time. I should try to remember post a copy of it to The Boingo Page sometime.



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Choose your poison:
http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/skins/ee_link_s_b.gif (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/skins/) http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/skins/tdhpb.gif (http://www.teamdeim.com/) http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/skins/tdfb.gif (http://pub80.ezboard.com/bteamdeim) http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/skins/bplinks000000.gif (http://www.geocities.com/boingo_the_clown/)

[Doom_Dude]

Thanx Boingo! http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/wink.gif

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http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/sig/vilesig1.GIF
The Megawad (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/themegawad/)
Deathcore & Vilecore Ver2.0 is coming!
Gimme a wicked weapon a mean assed monster in a kewl level and an engine that delivers.

[HyperFlash]

that'd be cool http://forums.newdoom.com/UBB/smilies/cwm16.gif