The American Badass has arrived

[The Undertaker]

*bump, bump, bump* Dead man walkin' Keep rollin rollin rollin, keep rollin rollin rollin
Yes, I have arrived and here to stay. I am here to contribute to the bloody, violent, and downright kickassness of Doom. The CEO of Dead man Inc. will do all he can. But remeber IF you mess with me, I will make you famous. Now I have to go and tune my cycle, the Taker Titan. And you can call me Taker.

[Zack]

No problemo, mister Taker sir. I am not worthy!!

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http://diebedlam.tripod.com/cheese.gif "He's missing his liver. It's most kids' reaction to the school food."

[The Undertaker]

Please don't act so innocent. We are all equal here. I am no better than you or anybody else. Only the Wmull guy is superior. And no moderator is is superior than us. Just they can delete post and that crap don't make them better.

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Dead Man Inc. Now hiring

[Zack]

What about frads who got banned? Are we superior from them? http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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http://diebedlam.tripod.com/cheese.gif "He's missing his liver. It's most kids' reaction to the school food."

[darknation]

Yes. We smell better

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[The Undertaker]

Yeah, I have HBO, Horrible Body Oder.

[BioRock]

who's frads?

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http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/games/superstar/enemies/Image185.gif where could you go for a rock?

[OldDog]

*enters room*
...and that´s why the serial port wasn´t working. The Com1 cable was connected in the Com2 Port, and vice-versa. What where you thinking?

*looks around*
Huh...am I missing something here?

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[Rellik_jmd]

Oh no! Old Dog must have the Rabies! No Mull don't! He's my dog, I'll do it.... *BLAM*

heh, that was cool!

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

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Member of Team DEIM http://www.newdoom.com/teamdeim/ Check it out! I got wads... heh.

[Finite]

Heya taker.

I understand you are "Da_Man" ressurected?

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.
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[The Undertaker]

Want to be the vice preisbent of Dead Man Inc. which is BETTER than Olddog Inc.

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Dead Man Inc. is closed for the holidays
Leave job applications on the front desk

[OldDog]

Hm. False advertising. Unacceptable.

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[The Undertaker]

All right, it isn't better, yet. I just need some employes. And maybe a catchy logo. But you just wait, I will rule the market. What market you may say? Well I have to figure that out.

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Uncle Sam doesn't need you, I do!

[darknation]

GSI kicks both your asses in the dodgy company stakes http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/smilies/cwm32.gif

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[The Undertaker]

And Microshit beats the hell out of GSI(?)

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Dead Man Inc. has a saying and it goes something like this, "Gates is Gay".

[Finite]

Well? Do you confirm or deny the rumours that you are "DA_MAN"??

Oh and your company sucks ass. Clearly Finite Systems Incorporated is the leader in this field.

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.
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[The Undertaker]

I have to accept the rumors, and one day Finite systems like be like Macs. Blazes the way then sits back as the competiton takes over.

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Dead Man Inc., employes get free insurance

[OldDog]

Which probably relates you to the Sony Betamax video format, when Sony kept saying "we´re good, we´re the best" and suddenly everyone goes VHS and Sony´s dreams vanished in a puff of smoke. That brought Sony a lesson: Maybe I´m really the best; but when everyone else says I´m not, is better listen.
But I´m just wandering.

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