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Monkey
September 1st, 2000, 12:20 PM
"I did not have sexual relations with that demon."

darknation
September 1st, 2000, 12:38 PM
Hey Monkey, pos tthe pic of the sexually alluring Imps that I sent you...

Boingo the Clown
September 4th, 2000, 04:56 PM
Monkey!

I know you like humping demons.

Just the other day, I heard the cyberdemon saying, “That Monkey is just my loving succubus honey. I’m going to get me some of that good loving booty right now.”

C’mon. Admit you like it—and it pays good money too. $250.00 per trick.

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Zack
September 4th, 2000, 06:23 PM
No comment...

Monkey
September 5th, 2000, 01:18 AM
Boingo...ahh..forget it.

REoL
September 5th, 2000, 07:32 AM
This is sexual HISassment!

I'm gonna' MetallicA Newdoom for allowing the post, Monkey for posting it to begin with, my Aunt, Chester, Mr. Giggles, and that guy I met at the bus stop.

See you all in court!



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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

Zack
September 5th, 2000, 12:03 PM
I thought Metallica meant to download illegally? Like warez and Napster.

darknation
September 5th, 2000, 01:46 PM
Nope, to metalica something means to either
a)sue the **** out of someone
b)analy violate someone (see campchaos/napster bad/MP3: Good or goblin)

Metalica are officially GAY

And I can't spell. Bugger

[This message has been edited by darknation (edited 09-05-2000).]

Finite
September 5th, 2000, 09:50 PM
http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif Good to see you all using my new verb so well... I'm proud of you my students :P

And if you try and claim credit for it... I'll metallica your asses!!

REoL
September 6th, 2000, 04:51 AM
No, I'll MetallicA your ass!

LAWSUITS UP YOUR ASS!

SUE 'EM ALL!

NAPSTER OF PUPPETS!

AND JUSTICE FOR US!

YOUNG LAWSUIT ATTACK!


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

Doom_Dude
September 6th, 2000, 06:14 AM
Metallicaed:

1) To have your assed sued.
2) To go out and pay for music.
3) When a web site goes down from pressure from anouther source.
4) The opposite of napster.
5) When a topic like this one gets nuked.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

Finite
September 7th, 2000, 06:48 AM
Tsk Tsk Tsk Doom_dude! Incorrect usage! To "metallica" does not mean to buy cds! Phish.. and I thought I'd taught you all so well!

Doom_Dude
September 7th, 2000, 09:49 AM
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Finite thou art wrongeth. For Mettalica wants people to payeth for thine music and not napsterialize it. Thus if thee purchases music then thoust hast Metallicaed.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[This message has been edited by Doom_Dude (edited 09-07-2000).]

Zack
September 7th, 2000, 02:48 PM
tsk, tsk, Doom_Dude. WTF is "Wrongeth!"

Don't you know you only add "eth" to the end of verbs http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Zack (edited 09-07-2000).]

Finite
September 8th, 2000, 01:58 AM
TSK TSK TSK! The original verb usage was divised by ME, and I shall set the rules! We are only looking at the NEGATIVE sides of the issue, the things that Metallica did that are harmful.. buying their CDs isn't!

Zack
September 8th, 2000, 04:51 PM
I thought the negative issue was Bill Clinton having sexual intercourse with a Doom imp.

Da Man
April 16th, 2001, 07:25 PM
No, it was having a threesome with Monica Lewinsky and an Imp. Get your facts straight newbie.

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Da Man is going to tell you a little story about pie.
Its tough to be the man.
Going over to John Carmack's old fun house, taking a chance, hoping someone's home.

REoL
April 17th, 2001, 03:00 AM
Nobody should talk about Don and his Imp Chick behind his back like that.


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King REoL

The John Smith Army
The Long Hair Army

REoL TOUGH: Has it been 7 YEARS already?! Jesus Christ....
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Planky
April 17th, 2001, 03:34 AM
Zack a newbie?!?

*smirk*

and doom_dude's my mother

Davidoom
April 17th, 2001, 05:33 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, serif">quote:</font><hr width="100%" size="1" noshade><font face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, serif" size="2">I thought the negative issue was Bill Clinton having sexual intercourse with a Doom imp.</font><hr width="100%" size="1" noshade></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO

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