MURDER!

[REoL]

It looks like Cap'n Crunch killed Tony the Tiger, Tucan Samn, as well as Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

We're dealing with a cereal killer.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Looney2ner]

I heard the Capt'n went after Cornelas Rooster, the bird was carting a BFG and blew the Capt'n away!

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Doomworld needs Nuked! ha ha ha ha ha.

[Monkey]

Here is a stange song that sucks, but is good for a giggle.

Ballad of Cartoon Sex
By Monkey
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In a trip to cartoon land, I desired a frame cell mistress, so I drove off to do..uhh...do my nasty business.

(tempo increases)

The prostitutes like Betty Boop and Wacko were absolutely strunnng outside, looking quite stunning. I decided that my girlfriend wasn't around, so I would get an authentic cartoon humping.

I grabbed the Wacko with no control and proceeded to the office door, I told the guy sitting wide that a room was needed for my cartoon *****!

He said 50 bucks Mack as he gave me a smack as I yanked out my wallet, He said have a great time doing that dirty thing or whatever you call it.

Me and Wacko scurried off with a key and an urge to do something wrong, he whispered in my ear that he was ***** and wanted to lick my shlong!

Something got stiff and someone got naked as we locked the door behind us, what I saw dropped my jaw and I inserted the condom with a pelvic thrust.

The rest is censored as before this song I drew a nasty pic, The newdoom guys to my demise made it no longer lasty becouse it contained a **** .

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Reasons for me calling myself 'Monkey' :

1. Mojojojo from the PPG's

2. Eeek Eeek! The Diaper For Monkeys!

3. Donkey Kong Country is about #2 on my fav. games list.

4. I have a penis. It made sence to honor it.

5. People can now proudly say 'I played with my pal Monkey and beat the snot out of him' without embarasment.

6. It sounds better than 'Chimp' or 'Gorrela'.

7. I like bananas.

8. I now have a neat slang for self abuse.

[darknation]

cough (hentai) cough (hentai)

Well, we all know what you have been doing with your spare time monkey

[Zack]

Oh so that's what DarkNation was talking about in that apology post. Heh. Um...I like Tails the Fox and I'm not afraid to admit that. No wait, yes I am because now everyone in #doomroom is gonna laugh at me. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Monkey]

Sexually intrested in him?

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Reasons for me calling myself 'Monkey' :

1. Mojojojo from the PPG's

2. Eeek Eeek! The Diaper For Monkeys!

3. Donkey Kong Country is about #2 on my fav. games list.

4. I have a penis. It made sence to honor it.

5. People can now proudly say 'I played with my pal Monkey and beat the snot out of him' without embarasment.

6. It sounds better than 'Chimp' or 'Gorrela'.

7. I like bananas.

8. I now have a neat slang for self abuse.

[darknation]

Look you guys

It is obvious that Wilma Flintstone is the cartoon QUEEN of sex goddesses.

[Finite]

Naww.. Betty's more my type

[darknation]

I quote fro red dwarf

"I would go with betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma"

[Looney2ner]

There ok but, I want Jessica Rabbit http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
I could really get into mixing her paint http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Looney2ner (edited 09-16-2000).]

[Monkey]

Man, what have I started?! Seriously, I would like to go with Betty Boop or Supergirl.

[REoL]

Kelly Bundy!

Yesh, she wasn't a cartoon character, but the role sure seems like one! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Zack]

Lisa Simpson.

[This message has been edited by Zack (edited 09-16-2000).]

[REoL]

Amazing how after 11 years, the Simpsons never aged, and Lisa and Bart are still in grade school, and Lisa is still a baby.
Wow. I'd kill to have the genes to stay young like that. http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif


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[Boingo the Clown]

Does anyone want to bomp Betty Boop?

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[Ferrari]

I'll pass.

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I seem to have lost my sanity.

[REoL]

Naaa. She's too dated, plus, she has something going on with that wacky professor. http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif


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