International Pants Day!

[REoL]

September 1'st is coming, and that's International Pants Day!
The holiday celebrates pants, and their importance in society.

Nothing says you care, like the gift of new pants.

http://benaffleck.com/gallery/magazines/Mag-pants.jpg "God Bless Pants!"

Now if there was an International Belt Day....


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[This message has been edited by King REoL (edited 08-23-2000).]

[Doom_Dude]

Only in America would you have a thing like International Pants Day.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

Is it true that there is a state-wide Brassiere Day where you come from, King REoL?

[Doom_Dude]

That is possible in the state of confusion. Anything is, even a International Bug House Day.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[darknation]

Are we talking pants as in the british definition (underware designed to keep your penis in position and to stop it flapping around) or American pants (boing old trousers?)

State of confusion? You should see the state of my pants. (britsh version)

[Stphrz]

The Revenant wears pants.....

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I'm an atheist. No, really, I am. Swear to God.

[Doom_Dude]

If ya look under King REoL's name you'll see he's from the state of confusion. It's somwheres in America.

Over here pants=trousers=jeans.

We keep our weiners in our shorts, not pants.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Finite]

King REoL is pants! This topic is pants! Newdoom.com is pants! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

LOL @ the British :P

International Pants Day? You cannot be serious... you bloody Americans have days for EVERYTHING! Boss' day, Secretaries day? What the hell? Any opportunity to throw a party, eh?

Well in Australia, we throw a party at any opportunity too, but we don't mark the bloody calendar with it! We call them "Friday Night" and "Saturday Night"! Pretty WEIRD eh? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[REoL]

If there was a such holiday. It's just another crazy topic I started.

In Japan, they have an anual Sex Parade, where they celebrate bondage. Giant vagina and penis floats go through Tokyo (or some large city). Funny thing is, about 90% of the spectators are American.
THAT parade is real.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[REoL]

Zack Sayeth:
Is it true that there is a state-wide Brassiere Day where you come from, King REoL?

Haven't heard of it. Doesn't mean it's not there.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[REoL]

Darknation Sayeth:
Are we talking pants as in the british definition (underware designed to keep your penis in position and to stop it flapping around) or American pants (boing old trousers?)
Nope. Pants here are trousers, jeans, and the like.
In America, they're shorts, underwear, or plain absent. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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King REoL

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[Doom_Dude]

Well i can't wait for the Canadian Rat Tossing Festival. Whoever throws the furthest rodent wins the Rodentula Trophy. If the rodent bites a contestant, he or she is disqualified and must wear the pants of Rat.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

Finite sayeth: Well in Australia, we throw a party at any opportunity too, but we don't mark the bloody calendar with it! We call them "Friday Night" and "Saturday Night"!

You don't have Fridays or Saturdays on your calendars? That's screwed up http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[Finite]

hahahahahaha

ahhh the beauty of ambiguity http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Finite should really put a permanent signature in his profile....

[REoL]

Rat Toss? Just about as fun as the Baby Seal Drop.
We go atop a 10 story building, and pack a live baby seal in a box, in a way that it'll be unharmed after a 10 story fall.
For 10 years, there hasn't been a winner, nor a surviving seal.

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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Well on squirrel round up day we all go out and try and see who can round up the most squirrels with a sharp stick and a wad of chewing gum.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Nox]

Well i can't wait for the Canadian Rat Tossing Festival. Whoever throws the furthest rodent wins the Rodentula Trophy. If the rodent bites a contestant, he or she is disqualified and must wear the pants of Rat.

In Ieper (belgium) they trow cats from a tower. Sadly enough the greenpisses of this world replaced the cat with a stuffed one.

Why o why is there not a quote button

[REoL]

The squerel gathering event sounds great! I should try it!

I wasn't too thrilled about the "Infants With Flamethrowers" contest. The arena was too small.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Empyrial Revenant]

Posted by Stphrz
The Revenant wears pants.....

Revenants do not wear pants. Damn Dafyabb ab Hugh and Brad Linaweaver for starting that with their books. Just look at the avatar that I use at another message board(which one im not saying). http://www.mygamestore.com/ubb/avatars/custom/00000829.gif

Does that wear pants NO. Sorry but I have a slight Revenant obsession

[Doom_Dude]

Two thumbs up for the revenant and the ArchVile.......the best two monsters in Doom.

I agree with ya.........no pants. Never was any pants and never will be any pants...
.......but Stphrz was having a joke and it was sorta funny, sorry.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[This message has been edited by Doom_Dude (edited 08-29-2000).]

[darknation]

No!!! The mancubus is far and away the best doom monster! The revenant and archie are too skinny!

Lard is good! Big is better!

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Dn, the mancubus molester

[Zack]

CACODEMON!!!!

The cacodemon is the best monster ever!!! And he doesn't wear any pants either.

http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/caco1.bmp

See? No pants!

--Zack

[This message has been edited by Zack (edited 08-30-2000).]

[REoL]

The TROOPER!

The easier, the better. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Besides my favorites the ArchVile & Revenant, Cacodemons and Chaingunners are cool, but the Chaingunners keel over too easy. I think they need to be more tough and gnarly.

Zack you could've stolen the Cacodemon off my site. Here ya go....... http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/caco1.bmp

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

Silly Doom_Dude...that's exactly what I -did- do. You should have your eyes checked!

--Zack

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[REoL]

Does Barney count? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

(Were THOSE days fun!)


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Hey Zack........nice Cacodemon ya got there. Is it a pet?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/vile2.bmp

[This message has been edited by Doom_Dude (edited 09-01-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Doom_Dude (edited 09-02-2000).]

[Zack]

Actually, Doom_Dude, it is.
http://www.hmph.com/cacopet/

That's the old CacoPet demo I began work on a long, long time ago. And then I stopped. Because I can't figure out where to get baby cacodemon sprites.

Is it a pet. Pfft http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif
Oh, and don't animated backgrounds totally suck? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

--Zack

[This message has been edited by Zack (edited 09-01-2000).]

[REoL]

It's September 1'st!

HAPPY PANTS DAY!!!!


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

Hahahaha........Zack that is one of the funniest Doom related sites ever. Cacodemon pets! Who else would dream up such a thing! Hehe.

Can i have a Vile pet? That would be cool.

So why did ya quit your pet project?

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile . http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/Vile1.bmp



[This message has been edited by Doom_Dude (edited 09-01-2000).]

[Zack]

Because, when my computer was down twice, I forgot most of my own code, and would have to recode it. And I'm too lazy. And also because, like I said, where am I gonna get baby Cacodemon sprites? Do you think I could pay for a commision from id, maybe? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"

[darknation]

Zack! I could make them for you! Seriously, I am good at that sort of thing! I could also gdo any additional caco animations for you! (cacos taking a **** , sleeping, humping, etc etc)

Lemme know if you want to try it again, and I will whip up the graphics

Dn

[Zack]

DarkNation that sounds really kewl. I will send you an email after I post this question.

How in id's name do you image a Cacodemon humping another!?!? They don't have the appropriate...utilities...

I think they are asexual, anyway. One parent, not two. Usin' that black excretory hole in their lower back wisely.

--Zack

[Boingo the Clown]

Cacodemons breeding?

Shudder.

Some things are best left to the imagination.



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[Zack]

good idea, Boingo! A black CENSORED rectangle, some grunting, and five minutes, and voila! Two cacos have bred http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[darknation]

Never seen 'walking with dinosaurs?" The two horny Rexes getting off? Something like that (except with better graphics).

Floating with Cacodemons... hmmm *frantically scribbles down the idea and sends it off to the BBC*

Dn

[REoL]

Maybe they can be self-reproducing, like the Pain Elemental.

Granted, they spit out skulls, but a Coco could form little ones, I'd think.

[Zack]

A coco? I never saw cocoa do that :P

Actually I was once thinking about this and figured that if there was a Lost Soul pet, it would grow up to become the Pain Elemental, which would then reproduce lost souls, or baby pain elementals http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[REoL]

But mommy, where do demons come from?

It would be interresting to know how the hellspawn were created. I wonder what the old crew would have for an answer to that one?


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....

[Doom_Dude]

All the demons are created from those earthly creatures who are condemned to hell. These souls become the lesser demons. Through vileness and cunning do these beings ascend upwards throught the evil ranks to become lords and such over those of lower status. So there is no "breeding" or such. Though the demons tend to group together during a fight or conflict with Humans, they're constantly at war with one anouther in the ongoing, chaotic battle of supremecy in the realm of hell. A demon who slays the body of a greater demon, is granted more strength and eventually, through the destuction of stronger demons, becomes one of the more powerfull type. So the powerfull Cyberdemon is a evil entity who once was a Imp(or something much less, like a hell gnat or something(minor joke)) who worked his way from the bottom up, through the evil ranks via combat and slyness.

Any demon who is slain, is released from its host body, where it roams the astral realm where heaven, earth and hell meet. It is here that the evil being may be reborn as a human upon the earth (this is why some people seem to be born evil(example: Hitler)) or are returned to hell where a lesser body awaits a evil soul.... Only those demons who have gained favor with Lucifer are sometimes granted a return to a greater demon's body.

Hope this helps.

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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .

[Zack]

Just letting you know that I typed this but couldn't send it coz I got disconnected for a while, so I didn't read Doom_Dude's last post yet:

Well the Doom books said that the demons were created by aliens called the Freds. Named after Freddy Kreuger http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I personally like to think that Hell is a planet itself, and is as hellish as we have thought it to be. The demons are simply some of the life on the planet. I suppose they discovered some weird gates of their own as well, and found there way to Phobos and Deimos. Dunno how they could build them themselves or bomb earth with those hooves and claws of theirs, though. Maybe the spider mastermind has telepathy? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Zack]

Oh wait, I DID read Doom_Dude's post, it was from yesterday, but wasn't replying to it and forgot about it http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Finite]

Anyone here watch Stargate SG-1? Interesting perspective on the whole hell thing in some of the season 3 episodes http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Zack]

I thought the show looked pretty stupid. The movie StarGate was pretty kewl, but the old Atari 2600 game StarGate was better http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[REoL]

Hard to believe it's been almost 3 months since International Pants Day! Wow.


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King REoL

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[Ferrari]

Damn it!

I was going to bring this up!

Oh well.

I was going to bring this up and say:

"I suspect this thread is to blame for REoL's addiction to pants"

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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I have posted, once again...

Team DeiM secondary leader.

[REoL]

It was actually inspired by someone else's post. I forget what DooM entity they were talking about, but the question was whether or not they have pants.
The pants thing was NOT started by me. I'm gust beating it to death. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif


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[REoL]

http://wsphotofews.excite.com/020/oE/yX/xm/AG65333.jpg
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