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Tormentor667
December 19th, 2000, 12:20 PM
I'm sitting now in front of my PC for 26 hours without sleeping and making a pause! I'm not tired! I'm also not hungry.. but my a$$ is hurting very bad! What should I do? Please tell me as soon as possible!!!

...ah.. **** ! My damn a$$!!!!

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-Jamman-
December 19th, 2000, 12:25 PM
Sit on a pillow http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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darknation
December 19th, 2000, 02:26 PM
stand up

Tormentor667
December 19th, 2000, 02:45 PM
DARKNATION - I stood up, but now me feet hurt and I can't look´after a pillow... http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif MY A§§ HURTS, MY FEET HURT! WHAT SHOULD I DO????

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Looney2ner
December 19th, 2000, 04:59 PM
Strap 5 cats to your chair and pet those Pu$$ies till they purr and then you will have a vibraiting chair! http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Planky
December 19th, 2000, 05:04 PM
ROFLMAO!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

cant.. reply... to much... laughing

*Planky's sides exploded into matchsticks




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REoL
December 19th, 2000, 05:28 PM
I did this for 38 hours once, about 6 1/2 years ago (something started then, too). http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hint, see that bed? Lie in it. Close eyes. You'll open them again a couple days from now.


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Looney2ner
December 19th, 2000, 05:33 PM
*Looney Tosses Planky some wood Glue!*

Oh for your feet, take two kittens, slip them in your socks and repeat the steps above. Side benifit, they make good foot warmers too.

******Caution******
Injury may accure if you have a loose thread in the sock! http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Tormentor667
December 20th, 2000, 05:43 AM
Damn idea! I took 5 kitties and sat on them! But they scratched my a$$ and my back and now my back hurts too and my a$$ looks like somebody played with his thong on my a$$!

Then i tried to get to my bed! But as you know my feet hurt! So I took 2 cats and slipped them in my socks! But now they are slush! Damn, I have to wash my socks now!

My a§§ hurts, my leg hurt, my back hurts... damned! Give me a good tip! I sit here now since 35hours 13Minutes and 34seconds!

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Looney2ner
December 20th, 2000, 07:20 AM
ROFL ha ha ha ha ha Looney tosses Tormentor some bandade's I said to pet them not sit on them. ha ha ha ha ha ha

REoL
December 20th, 2000, 07:54 AM
Maybe you should do some high-impact workout.
It seems odd, but it's amazing how it can work, especially if you have a migrane.


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Tormentor667
December 20th, 2000, 08:11 AM
Damn Looney2ner! Why didn't you tell me that before??? Now the kitties are all mud! Because I sit on them! And now, somebody: Give me a tip! My complete body is hurting! Also I can't see the screen clear anymore! Perhaps I should open my eyes.... damn! I'm tired but can't go to bad! My legs look very bad... a lot of kitti hair http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif

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Looney2ner
December 20th, 2000, 08:28 AM
http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I did see......


Strap 5 cats to your chair and pet those Pu$$ies till they purr and then you will have a vibraiting chair!

You must have miss understood, being without sleep. http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (Looney slips Tormentor some Ludes) There those will knock you on your ass. (Ludes: popular drug from the 60's and 70's)

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[This message has been edited by Looney2ner (edited 12-20-2000).]

-Jamman-
December 20th, 2000, 12:32 PM
Ever thought about taking up Honshu?

It's very good for pains! Or is that a bullet in the head? Well if Honshu doesn't work, hen ty his pistol, I can promiss you it will work!

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Tormentor667
December 20th, 2000, 01:41 PM
Damn, I tried to kill me because I didn't find a possibility to stop my hurting a$$!
But as I tried to shoot through my head, I failed and hit my neck! Now I can't move anymore.... only my fingers, which lie on the bloody keyboard can move... I don't feel my a$$ anymore... how can I find out, if he is still hurting, my little a$$... http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif poor a§§

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-Jamman-
December 20th, 2000, 03:16 PM
This is the answer to all your problems

http://www.downfactorystore.com/images/index.GIF

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REoL
December 20th, 2000, 04:46 PM
Sleep is the best option. Especially with saddle-sore when I ride 30 miles on my hybrid mountain bike.


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