101 uses of a Rocket Launcher.

[Ferrari]

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1. If someone won't answer you when you knock at his door.

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[Planky]

2, Asking your boss 4 a raise
3, Warming up leftovers from dinner
4, Sending love messages on the rocket to your ex-girlfriend
5, Getting rid of those pesky mouse holes!

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[Doom_Dude]

6) Shooting demons when you run out of shotgun shells!
7) Frying roadkill for lunch.
8) Toasting crickets.
9) Defending the planet from Aliens.
10) Unclogging Toilets!
11) It's a great Hair Dryer!
12) Put a slab of Balogney in it and send it to the neighbor.
13) Tree branch removal system!
14) Roast That Christmas Turkey in 2 Minutes!

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[Boingo the Clown]

15.) Relieving that nasty constipation problem (permanently).

16.) Shipping parcels across town (when it absolutely, positively has to be there in 45 seconds, an doesn't matter what condition it is in when it gets there).

17.) Redecorating.


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[Planky]

18, One word, Llamas
19, clearing out unwanted brothers and sisters out of your bedroom
20, Seeing how far you can blast the head of your teacher across the class room
21, Shooting the exam markers, then yelling AIR RAID!!!
22, have a garanteed win in a car race.
23, The ability to format your hard-drive in .02 seconds




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[Ferrari]

24. When your PC gives you that blue screen
25. For clearing snow off sidewalks
26. To silence barking dogs
27. When your neighbour dogs keep taking a **** on your lawn
28. Good replacement for your subwoofers

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[Boingo the Clown]

29.) Sending express messages to your friends.

30.) Sending express messages to the ambulance dispatcher, informing him that you just blew up another one of your friends.

31.) Getting people's attention.

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[Boingo the Clown]

32.) Fireworks.

33.) Unjamming the bathroom door.

34.) Digging holes in the back yard.

35.) Winning arguements with your spouse.

36.) Various forestry applications.

37.) Hunting--when you want to make absolutely sure. (For some reason, I can imagine a lot of Americans agreeing with this.)

38.) Shooting apples off the tops of children's heads.

39.) Car repair.

40.) Getting free coffee at the local Becker's.

41.) Playing the ultimate game of Russian roulette with your friends (You go first.).

42.) Making ground beef from a distance.

43.) When a terrorist whips out his puny M-16 and attempts to highjack your plane, you just whip out your RL, point it at his head , and say, "Oh yeah?!"

44.) Giving directions to passing strangers. (Just follow the fireball, and you can't miss it.)

45.) Playing a real bitchin' game of dodge ball!



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[Ferrari]

46. When you forgot your key inside your house.
47. When you want to make a hole for ice fishing.
48. When you want to clear up a path in a really crowded bars.

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[Planky]

51, lighting a cigarette
52, winning any pokemon match

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[Ferrari]

53. A easier way to mine.
54. A easier way to bulldoze a house down to build a new one.
55. A easier way to amputate.
56. Fireworks!
57. When you see an anthill.
58. Takes care of beehives.

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[Doom_Dude]

59) Fried squirrel surprise is always a quick and easy meal to prepare!

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[Boingo the Clown]

I hate to tell you this, Ferrari, but I already mentioned fireworks. For that reason, I will drop one number.

59.) Lighting campfires without matches.

60.) Opening your last can on beans when you can't find the can opener.

61.) General yard work.

62.) New years eve noise maker.

63.) Signaling passing ships at sea.

64.) Signaling the coast guard to inform them that you just sank yet another ship.

65.) Ping pong--the macho version.

666.) Wedding cellabrations. (Barmitvas too)

67.) Blowing a hole in the highway, then suing the city for not filling in its potholes.

68.) Getting toasted by Ferrari in deathmatch.

69.) Making Salmon Rushdie nervous.

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[Boingo the Clown]

70.) Unclogging toilets.

71.) Getting rid of Jehova's witnesses, and Hari Chrishnas.

72.) Lighting your way through the dark.

73.) Just lookin' at it 'cus it's purdey.

74.) Judging distances. (One thousand one...one thousand two...one thousand three...BOOM! Yeah. I'd say that's about 500 metres.)

75.) Barbecues.

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[Zack]

76. clogging the toilet
77. Ex-orbit self propulsion. (Just put on your space suit, aim toward the ground, and fire!)
78. FIREWORKS!!!
79. When REoL shows off his new pair of pants.

[X-DOOM]

80. Rockets Jumps
81. Move and shoot at the same time
82. Face the rocket in air
83. Torward the rocket bastard
84. Jump over the rocket
85. Mkae a rocket party in small rooms
86. use an ultra dehbex patch rocket poping
87. Snipe and blast your friends
88. Did you have ammo before lauching ?
89. Gods, what's these mid-air rockets from nowhere?
90. With a partners, double shoot in line and blast them'all

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[Finite]

91) One word: Metallica
92) Winning lawsuits
93) An interesting version of the classic "fart-lighting" exercise
94) Garbage disposal, without the need for bins!
95) A good way to tell somebody to GET ****ED
96) GIBS!
97) Seperating Chicken breast from bone with ease
98) Avoiding that speeding ticket
99) One word: Quarantine!
100) A nice warm place to sleep
101) Absolutely OWNING in Doom Deathmatches!

Sorry.. I just HAD to take them all http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[Phoebus]

Top Ten Best Uses For A Rocket Launcher:

10. Putting a new 'twist' on Russian Roulette!

9. Investing in ACME rockets, resulting in gibs, feathers, and that's all folks!

8. Taking out DW Bigots in style!

7. Getting rid of those lingering election chads!

6. Showing Regis what your final answer really is!

5. Making sure developers have released their last buggy game!

4. Getting rid of that annoying mouse gunk buildup!

3. It's a floor wax AND a desert topping!

2. Getting rid of cavities without flouride or flossing!

And the number one use for a rocket launcher is . . .

Making sure there are no more annoying ad banners on NewDoom.com! http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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