View Full Version : The Untimate Riddle:
REoL
July 23rd, 2000, 08:49 AM
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but buns come in quantities of 8?
(It's not always the case, but that's the riddle.)
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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....
Zack
July 23rd, 2000, 09:38 AM
Because the ratio of people who like one hot dog on a bun to those who prefer two hot dogs on one bun is 3:1?
(What does beef have to do with Doom?)
--Zack
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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"
REoL
July 23rd, 2000, 11:38 PM
This IS a place to post irrelevent crap, ain't it? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif
Hmm. A good hot dog phylosophy moment there....
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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....
Doom_Dude
July 24th, 2000, 03:11 PM
Yup . If ya got somethin' undoomified ta say , den say it here in da rants place . Right !
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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .
Zack
July 25th, 2000, 10:32 AM
*chuckle* oh, no no no. They said you can post irrelevantly, but they never said you could post irrelevant crap. Which is what REoL just called it himself two posts ago! So nyah nyah X)
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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"
REoL
July 25th, 2000, 11:42 PM
You're such a caca-head! There! Top that! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....
Zack
July 26th, 2000, 06:49 AM
Why not a caco-head? HAHAHA :)
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"You wanna see something REALLY scary?"
Doom_Dude
July 26th, 2000, 08:49 AM
Man you two are talking the *Bleeck* talk .
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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .
Zack
July 26th, 2000, 05:22 PM
H0w5 480u7 7H3 p1mp 741k?
--Z4ck
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"Y0u w4nn4 533 50m37h1n9 R3411Y 5c4rY?"
Doom_Dude
July 26th, 2000, 07:13 PM
What pimp talk ?
And no i don't wanna see somethin' really scary .
*Bleeck*
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The only good Vile is a dead Vile .
REoL
July 26th, 2000, 11:32 PM
THATS' M0R3 L1EK J3FF K. TAKL.
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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....
Zack
July 27th, 2000, 07:35 AM
Know thiS si jeffe k ltak!!!1111
--Zakke
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'u whanne ese sumthnig RLEAL Y skarey?"
REoL
July 28th, 2000, 02:38 PM
Thsi is J33f K takl, Mistar smarty man!
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King REoL
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....
Monkey
August 3rd, 2000, 10:49 AM
Jeff K. Is a very talented writer. I know it sounds obsurd,but the acuracy and consistancy to witch he misspells things is very sharp. Either the man has written a program in an easy language,like Visual Basic,to convert the true spellings to his famous Jeff K. garbage,or has actually memorized how to misspell everything the same fashon. Very talented writer indeed. I know he doesn't always msispell everything the same way,but there is a set to witch he chooses.
He might make a list to draw from when he needs the word. Yet agian,he could memorize or writea program to do this for him. Either way you choose to see it, Jeff K. Really isn't a moron,and signs of intelegence can be found in the sciences of his webpage.
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I am Monkey,hear me eek!
Zack
August 3rd, 2000, 10:52 AM
That is very well put, Monkey. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif
"msispell?" heheheh ...
Monkey
August 3rd, 2000, 11:20 AM
ppfft :P
obvoiusly I'M not :P
Ferrari
December 8th, 2000, 01:22 PM
Some people overfry their dogs so the extra two comes as insurance or backups. http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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I've posted, once again.
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Doom_Dude
December 8th, 2000, 05:39 PM
Nah, the extra 2 weiners are there for the dog. Dogs tend to not eat buns, so they ain't needed when the dog gets his share of the BBQ!
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Vilecore Is Coming! (http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.
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It's A DooM II, 32 level, Megawad Jobby! Monsters Included!!
Zack
December 8th, 2000, 05:54 PM
EHEHEHEHE!!!!
YOU SAID...WEINERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Doom_Dude
December 8th, 2000, 05:59 PM
Nevermind that Butthead, you wanna see if page 9 will work? It's your freaking turn to post names. Only 5 posts to go!
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Vilecore Is Coming! (http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.
http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/sig/brick2.jpg
It's A DooM II, 32 level, Megawad Jobby! Monsters Included!!
Zack
December 8th, 2000, 06:01 PM
Kind of ironic you asked me to post more now, because this was gonna be the last post tonight before I get off and let my dad go on for a little while http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif adios!
And fyi, i'm a CACOHEAD! you're the butthead!!! http://forums.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif
REoL
December 9th, 2000, 07:00 AM
Then again, if you buy a value pack of 24 hot dogs, and but 3 sets of buns, you're all set.
Last week, I finished them off. I had them since I moved here (Spetember 5'th or so).
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Pyro
August 10th, 2005, 12:21 PM
5 years on.... i have an answer! * fanfare plays*
here's the link:
http://www.imbecility.com/hotdog.htm
Ninja_of_DooM
August 10th, 2005, 12:26 PM
Go away please.
Pieter Enis
August 10th, 2005, 12:38 PM
Do we HAVE to bash a stamp marked "gravedigger" on your forehead?
It's not really appreciated as far as I know. Not that I mind, personally, but I don't really want ya kicked ;)
She-wolf
August 10th, 2005, 01:07 PM
*gets shotgun* Damn these zombie threads won't go away will they? Dawn of the Dead Threads! *drunk*
rustyslacker
August 12th, 2005, 07:40 PM
w00t! thread revival!!!!!
just in time for "Thread Revival August"!!!!!!
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