I sacrificed my leg for this

[Planky]

http://www.createaroom.com/11650.jpg

Never trust a surgeon with a chainsaw

[Ferrari]

Cheer up. At least you know you made a hearty donation. Some people gave up a kindney for some drunkards that shot their kidneys. A nice looking table would be good. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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I've posted, once again.
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[REoL]

I don't get it.


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King REoL
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REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

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[Doom_Dude]

Haa Haa.....REoL his nick is Planky!

He sacrificed his leg! Haa Haa.....get it!?



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Vilecore Is Coming! (http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.
http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/sig/brick2.jpg
It's A DooM II, 32 level, Megawad Jobby! Monsters Included!!

[Boingo the Clown]

Missing a leg, eh?

Why don't you do what I do?

Go to a cheap motel and steal as many bibles as you need to shim the thing up.

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[Don Incognito]

Hee hee heeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! (aka LOL!)

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hey 2x4, mind if I read on that table?

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With love and care, (laced with raw passon),
Don Incognito

[Empyrial Revenant]

I once lost my left leg in a stupid bet with a Baron of Hell, didn't know why he wanted it. So I had to find a replacement. I tried to use a stolen zombie's leg but it was too short. So I was hobbling along when I came across a Cyberdemon and thought it would be cool to have one of those metal ones. I made a bet with him for the leg in a game of three card monty. I won but the bastard didn't honor the deal said I cheated(so what if I did, a Cyberdemon leg was worth it.) Anyway that bastard blasted me and went off to a Republican convention or something.

Now I'm lying around in pieces just lowering the property value, but not much considering its hell after all. This nice Arch-vile comes along and resurrects me. I still am missing my leg but it’s better than being gibbed. Then archy blasts me for no reason, and resurrects me to only repeat things. I don't know about you but constantly coming back to life only to be killed again gets really annoying. Between to red and yellow flashes I attack the sadistic basterd. Eventually his bastard ass out and I’m free. Luckily Revenants and Arch-viles have similar measurements so I take his leg. Wish I could have a matching par but his right one was totally wreaked
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Now that I have a vile leg maybe I can do cool vile stuff. I try flaming an Imp and only get a fire good enough to light a cigarette, which would be cool if I could smoke but my lungs seem to be long gone. Maybe I can reserrect things. Trying to no avail on several dead bodies’ I finally succeed on a little fly. Now I know why that Arch-vile enjoyed doing what it did to me so much. After about an hour of speeding up the cycle of life and death of a fly I finally get bored. These new little abilities are nothing but parlor tricks. So I find myself aimlessly wandering around Hell when what do I find but the Baron that ripped me off. He was in the company of a Mancubus and using my leg for an unusual purpose. He wasn't happy about me stumbling upon them. So rather than face a pissed off Baron and Mancubus I make a trade. Sure I have to give up my new Arch-vile leg, but considering what they were doing to each other what would they do to me.

After all of that I finally get my leg back its not exactly the same as it once was, there’s more stains, a weird tattoo, and the knowledge of what it was used for. What should I expect this truly is Hell after all.




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Let the world die
Pain is temporary

[This message has been edited by Empyrial Revenant (edited 11-28-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Empyrial Revenant (edited 11-28-2000).]

[REoL]

Okay. I get it. That must've been one large leg to make an end table like that. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

How's the acid, Impyrial? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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King REoL
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[darknation]

Yeh! ******** story time!

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Darknation, the arse end of TeiM DeiM
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Poet! Writer! Doomer! Editor! Artist! The list of failures is neverending!

[-Jamman-]

nice story dude! I liked it! I liked it alot!
I would write one But I've got nothing to write about http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif

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[Doom_Dude]

LOL.

Hey Empyrial Revenant, nice one http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/sig/brick2.jpg
It's A DooM II, 32 level, Megawad Jobby! Monsters Included!!

[REoL]

One day, while I was on the CC team back in High School, we went out ino the woods and then got lost, and then we....uhh....
Well, I guess I have no story, then. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif


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