The Thread of **DEATH**!!

[Boingo the Clown]

Beware!

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/eek.gif

Everyone who posts on this thread will die a gruesome, horrible death (every time he posts).

Even I am in danger.

Oh no!

That tree is falling!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[Don Incognito]

Boingo, NOOO!!!!!

I can't live in a world without you!
Oh well, I guess I'll just get a Imp Stripper...

*2 days later, Don Incognito dies of a sexualy transmitted disease*

AWW NUTS! Arghhh! *dead*

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


(POSTED LATER)

Imps GOOD!
Hell crabs BAD!



[This message has been edited by Don Incognito (edited 11-19-2000).]

[Looney2ner]

Hey what you all aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!(As looney opens this reply page, a big barrel of Dip dumps on his head and he melts into a puddle of multi colored liquid) http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Ferrari]

Why is everyone here dying in a ridlicious way?

*Suddenly Ferrari is in a shade, and the shade is widening. Ferrari looks up and sees a huge meteor coming straight at him*

momma

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I have posted, once again...

Team DeiM secondary leader.

[Doom_Dude]

Doom_Dude walks into the room.

"What's going on with this mess! I will have to delete this! How do I delete a scorch mark, meteor chunks, dip, blood, a tree, a strippers outfit and boingo's hair piece?"

Doom_Dude hits the delete button, causing a syntax error that causes the room to explode.

ERRRRRRRRRRRPPPP!

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Vilecore Is Coming! (http://www.newdoom.com/themegawad/) The only Good ArchVile is a DEAD Archvile.

[Rellik_jmd]

Rellik laughs so hard he chokes on donut.

AAACK! *gasp* death.... *gasp* thread... Damn you.... *cough* Boingo....

THUD.

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Beezlebub is my co-pilot.
TeiM DeiM
Goodbye pop gun!

[Firing Aimlessly]

Well, this is a dumb so-called "curs--" *notices that the little adjusting handle thingy on the venetian blinds is positioned in a rather awkward way*

hold on.

*goes to fix it when his hand suddenly gets caught in the blinds*

uh on.

*gets completely tangled in them as he struggles to free his hand*

crap.

*struggles for a few minutes and nearly breaks his back just as the windowpane and the string on the blinds give way at once*

*falls out the two-storey window and lands head-first on the neighbour's cat*

*gets cat blood all over him*

*the smell attracts a huge pack of neighbours' dogs that just happened to be there at the moment*

*flees for three blocks and bumps headfirst into a low-hanging tree branch*

*gets his skull cracked open, at which point he realises that the dogs have given up*

*a squirrel drops a chestnut right into his brain, seriously damaging the medulla oblongata and deregulating all bodily functions*

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You're all zombie thigh-fat people, brought into animation by some evil force of forceful evil!!!

[Don Incognito]

GOD : Don Incognito, it s not your turn to die just yet, go back to Earth!

Don Incognito : Aww nuts! Do I have to?

GOD Damn straight, I am tha man, ***** ! GO!

*Don Incognito's body stands up and dusts itself off*

Boy, that was odd, I thought I was done for sure!

*Don Incognito looks at his shoes, which are untied*

Hmmm... I could have sworn they were tied before!

*ties them slowly*

There! all done!

*Don Incognito walks outside and crosses a busy street*

Phew! I thought those cars had my name on them!

*Goes to his house*

Boy, it sure is quiet in here!

*reads the whiteboard thing that reads "Gone out for supper at Medevil Times" *

They went without me?!?!

AHHH!!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!

*head explodes*

(NEVER EVER TRUST ANYTHING "GOD" SAYS)

[This message has been edited by Don Incognito (edited 11-19-2000).]

[Monkey]

God, I love the atmosphere of this place. I love you guys. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/wink.gif

*thinks to self*
"Your not getting my bud, Monkey"

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I think people forget about the true meaning of christmas, love friendship and spending time with the family, Mama being inside fixing turkey and dressing, me and my brother used to play outside in the snow for hours. throwing snowballs and, I'll never forget my daddy coming outside and saying, Hey! Who put the **** on the snowman, and embarass the family?! You coulde used the ball bat, cucumber or zuccini, but instead you used a thimble, somthing you could barley see, who put the **** on the snowman, and made him look like me?! You boys been talking to your mamma?! I got your christmas present right here you little bastards, I'll kick your ass!

[REoL]

Death posting here. Suuuuuuuue....


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[REoL]

After posting, KR was run off the freeway by a runaway truck carying pants.

[Finite]

This is a load of crap. You guys aren't REALLY dying!

Well I can't die anyway, because I am INFINITE!!! ehh what was that? What did you say? I'm "Finite"? Oh crap... I am too. Argh.

* Seconds later, Finite clicks a "Zap the monkey" banner. It malfunctions, and the electric prod comes out of the screen, and zaps Finite. He falls out the window, onto a bees hive on the ground. 9.6x10^10 bees emerge, and sting the crap out of him. An ambulance picks him up, to find he is still unharmed. However the stretcher gets stuck in the lift doors in the hospital, cracking his skull opening and spilling his brains all over the floor. And yes, he is dead *

Crap. I'm ****ing dead. Well that ****ing sux.

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.

[Rellik_jmd]

Firing Aimlessly walks through pearly gates.

St.Peter: Let's see... hmmm... oh, here you are. *snicker* Psst! Hey Gabriel! Gabriel!

Angel Gabriel approaches. Peter points to entry in big book of dead people. Gabriel starts to snicker.

St.Peter: So... got killed by a squirrel, huh?

Both fall down laughing.

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Beezlebub is my co-pilot.
TeiM DeiM
Goodbye pop gun!

[darknation]

I saw infinity today

[Boingo the Clown]

Ah. It is nice to be alive again.

It's too bad I was resurrected in the middle of Yogoslavia. I think I had better go find a telephone.

La de da de da.

*click*

What was that?

Awe nuts!

LAND MINE!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[REoL]

Wow. I guess I lived after all.
Look! A plane! Wow. It's getting bigger....bigger....oh fuc ((((CRASH))))

[Don Incognito]

Man, it sucks to be dead.

Well, atleast i hang hang out with Michael Jackson and break it down... Thriller style!

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Rellik_jmd]

I'm sorry! I lied! I didn't really choke to death on a donut! The shame! The SHAME! I'm sorry I have to do this, but I must pay for my dishonor...

http://www.telusplanet.net/public/daewoo/DOOM/alnsui.gif

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TeiM DeiM
http://www.telusplanet.net/public/daewoo/DOOM/aln1.jpg Earth sucks.

[REoL]

Come here cow!
Good cow.
(Cow farts)
GAG!
-plop-
-thud-



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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Rellik_jmd]

Angelic Rellik comes down to remind bedlam that if he wants to belong, he has to

DIE A GRUESOME DEATH ON THIS THREAD!!!

Rellik floats back up to heaven, harp in hand.

Strum....

Strum...

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TeiM DeiM
http://www.telusplanet.net/public/daewoo/DOOM/aln7.jpg Just Jack!

[Don Incognito]

How come there's no bullet hole in your head?
Arrrgghhh!!!

I believe I'm about to have a heart atta....ACK!!!!!!

[REoL]

How do you know you're ABOUT to have a heart attack?

(KR then dies of one.)

[Ferrari]

Slowly, and painfully, Ferrari makes a tunnel out of a meteor crate using his railgun and rockets. He clumbs out and uses his only Soul Sphere to revive his health. He walks away, and looks back to see the crater hole. He wonders why such a stupid thing happened, and walks home. At his home, he starts up his PC, replied to a few threads in NewDooM forums, walks upstairs to the kitchen and makes himself something to eat, and puts it in the microwave. He then saw something strange in the sky outside the kitchen window, and decides to go outside and stands on the lawn. He peers in the white dot in the sky, the dot grew up in size. It grew, and grew. To his horror, it appears to be an unidentified flying object, supposedly to come here to pick up Rellik_jmd because he thinks Earth sucks, is on the crash course towards him. Ferrari tries to flee but because of the sheer speed of the UFO, it crashed right into him and left a hole in his background. The crash killed poor Ferrari instantly.

(top that. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif )
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I have posted, once again...

Team DeiM secondary leader.
http://www.newdoom.com/doom2rankings/ferrari.jpg

[This message has been edited by Ferrari (edited 11-22-2000).]

[Looney2ner]

Looney is so happy he can post pics again, he has to tell every one! *bherrrrp* What was that? *BHERRRRP**BHERRRRP**BHERRRRP**BHERRRRP* OH $HIT ITS A DAMN SE...BEEEEERRRRRPP *SPLAT* ....mi...... Ohhhhh I feel pa...*BHRRRRP*SPLAT*....in! Camera pans wide to show Looney's lifeless flated corpse in the middle of the Information Super Highway. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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What are we going to do tonight Brain?
http://www.ltdgrafex.com/dwb/spid4.gif
Same thing we do every night Pinky, Try and Take Over The World!
http://members.nbci.com/Looney2ner

[bedlam]

Hah! I don't need to stinking die. I can go perfectly fine on these forums without--hey...what's that?

*suddenly twenty barrels of liquid nitrogen explode around bedlam and he is icilly frozen to death with his arms in a Statue-of-Liberty position*

Best...death...ever!

<<is it me or has nobody died a Doomish death yet?? that's just odd...>>

[Rellik_jmd]

Rellik looks at frozen bedlam-

http://www.telusplanet.net/public/daewoo/DOOM/aln2.jpg Hasta la vista, baby...

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TeiM DeiM
http://www.telusplanet.net/public/daewoo/DOOM/aln7.jpg Just Jack!

[bedlam]

Hahaha. In just two posts Rellik and I have infringed T2, the Simpsons, and James Bond http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

As bedlam pulls himself together, everyone is gone. He walks into a small enclosure with flickering blinking lights when there is a sudden whir sound. He looks up.

NO!!! NOOOO!!!

Bedlam drops to the ground and tries to slither away, but it's too late, and the ceiling SLOWLY crushes him to a bloody pulp.

[This message has been edited by bedlam (edited 11-22-2000).]

[Zack]

Har har, bedlam. Go to hell!

*ahem* Now that everything is back to normal, I--ooh, look!!!

(Zack runs over to a spotted Quad Damage and consumes it somehow, glowing blue. He then picks up a rocket launcher)

This is SO COOL!

(Having never handled a weapon in actuality, Zack stumbles and shoots the floor with his quad rocket. Gibs fly everywhere!)

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http://members.tripod.com/looney2ner/zack3.gif
Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!

[REoL]

GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-= CRASH =-

KR was killed by a shelf in The Gap, full of pants.


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King REoL
http://members.aol.com/georgef551/bar.jpg
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

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[Ferrari]

LOL! Now thats funny, Zack and REoL! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Team DeiM secondary leader.

Ferrari's definition of some words when he was young:
Ferrari: Boy. This test is firm.
Teacher aid: No, no. Firm is for the hardness of materials.
Ferrari: Oh I understand! When a dog dies it becomes FIRM!
http://www.newdoom.com/doom2rankings/ferrari.jpg

[Zack]

Why, thank you http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

*Zack tries to bow but stumples forward and SCHLING! through an array of pointy spikes protruding from the ground http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif*

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http://members.tripod.com/looney2ner/zack3.gif
Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!

[Boingo the Clown]

[Boingo presses the spacebar and respawns. Pulling himself together (literally), he decides to leave the Balkans, in the hope of finding someplace safer. He has no money, so he decides to work for his passage on a freighter. Unfortunately, his skills as a seaman are terrible, and he is quickly fired and kicked off the ship at its next port of call.

He wanders about, not knowing what to do. Suddenly, he realizes that he is in fact in east Jerusalem!]

Boingo: Awe nuts!

[Before he can make his hastey retreat, he is dicovered by a gang of Palastinian teenagers, who beat him and shoot him several times. Boingo manages to barely survive this encounter, but as he stumbles toward the Canadian embassy, he comes across an Irealy patrol.]

Boingo: Yes! I'm saved!

[Unfortunately, the soldiers mistake Boingo for a Palestinian rioter, and instantly fill him full of holes.]

Boingo: Awe nuts! Choke. Gurgle. Sputter. Phhptt.....

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DeiM Creator. http://www.geocities.com/boingo_the_clown/extra/Stfst01.gif Team DeiM Leader.

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