"An important notice"

[Phoebus]

Such was the subject title.
This is an email we received that I thought was funny so I'm sharing it with you guys, although I'll withold the sender's name / email address . . .

It has come to my attention that the quality of many of your hosted sites is downright appaling.

For instance, were i to crap on an html file, it would absolut3ly 0wn some of the sites shown on newdoom.

Try checking them once in a while before my eyes are assaulted with that much crap wh0r3z
http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Rellik_jmd]

"... were I to crap on an HTML file..."

I'm using that for my signature!

[Boingo the Clown]

I certainly hope he wasn't refering to my site.

Work permitting, I hope to put together a decent update by around the beginning of December.

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The Epidermis Emporium: http://www.newdoom.com/skins/
The Boingo Page: http://www.geocities.com/boingo_the_clown/

[darknation]

LOL

You just can't been the doom community for the quality of it's inbred *******s.

Looks like we are undervalued, guys http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Looney2ner]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I wonder how drunk he was when he typed that http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I read it three times, and still don't get his point! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ha ha ha ha ha

[Stphrz]

To think, I have to share cyberspace with such morons :P

*Goes and shoots self*

:P

:P

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I'm an atheist. No, really, I am. Swear to God.

[REoL]

That's a textbook doomworld.com fanatic there. Sorry to say, but it's true.

You suck because ....uhh....you suck! I crap on your HTML, because I can make the color red in notepad.

Winners have the best stuff to say. Ask them for proof/examples, they shut up quick. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Looney2ner]

Ummm King REoL, I'm sorry, I'm the last one to correct some ones spelling, But, Shouldn't that be Whiner's? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif not Winners.... http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Ferrari]

ROFL!

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I have posted, once again...

Team DeiM secondary leader.

[Firing Aimlessly]

I think REoL meant, like, you know... "winners."

You know those "special" kids at school whom the teachers have to coddle and watch over all the time and keep on encouraging them in a futile effort to integrate them into "normal" society and they keep on insisting that they're "winners" in every thing they do? (think of Bart's situation in the "Globex" episode of the Simpsons...)

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You're all zombie thigh-fat people, brought into animation by some evil force of forceful evil!!!

[Looney2ner]

That may be true, But, I didn't see that Simpsons, and I havent been in school in 20 years.......... http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Phoebus]

Think of (two fingers on each hand doing that quote gesturing thing) special or better still, gifted children/people. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

[REoL]

Yes, I mean WINNERS (opposite of LOSERS). Scarcasm is great, ain't it? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

We have a chat room, and you don't, you therefore suck!
Mommie is calling me. It's time for my ritilin.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Looney2ner]

he he he he I just had to ask! http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Rellik_jmd]

Crapping on an html file, sounds dangerous. What if you caught a static spark off your monitor screen and it ignited some lingering methane gas...

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Beezlebub is my co-pilot.

Team DeiM Thirdary leader in charge of refreshments and imp strippers.

[Boingo the Clown]

I suspect that if he tried to crap on an HTML file, he would just get sh¡t on his hard drive. Then his mommy would make him clean it up and take away his net privileges for a month.

http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/wink.gif

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DeiM Creator. Team DeiM Leader.
The Epidermis Emporium: http://www.newdoom.com/skins/
The Boingo Page: http://www.geocities.com/boingo_the_clown/

[REoL]

Hey, we're passed the 8K post mark here in Rants & Raves. We're catching up to DooMworld in a big way!

Your place is so gay, because it's gay. Ling rules you. I gotta' go. The short bus pulled up for my second day of kindergarten.


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Jon the Frad]

Somehow I just knew, after reading the first post, that REoL would bring up doomworld.

[Ferrari]

There is obviously people that doesn't understand that there are some html learner people around here. They do not have much experience or exposure to HTML so they don't have the best website out there. At least NewDooM welcomes them, unlike some 'worldly' places that only welcomes talented websites.

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I have posted, once again...

Team DeiM secondary leader.

[Ferrari]

Over time, hosted websites will improve...

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I have posted, once again...

Team DeiM secondary leader.

[Finite]

My site doesn't suck. SND r0x0rz j00 4ll LOL. And I think I'll actually update it now... we have some more clan members and I have more time. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.

[Jon the Frad]

I reckon there should be a law against embedded midis. Also validator.w3.org people!

[Stphrz]

Yes. Imbedded midis or .wavs must die. Or at least those that use them in their webpages :P

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I'm an atheist. No, really, I am. Swear to God.

[Boingo the Clown]

My site is good, firewall or no firewall.

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DeiM Creator. Team DeiM Leader.

The Epidermis Emporium: http://www.newdoom.com/skins/
The Boingo Page: http://www.geocities.com/boingo_the_clown/

[REoL]

I'm no HTML guru, either. At least I try.

Speaking of MIDI's and WAVs, does anyone remember the MIDIs my page used to play? http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif

Like Newgrounds, among other sites, there will be a song playing in the background of my new Flash menu. No short snippet looped endlessly, but an entire song, beginning to end, and plays once/pop-up. The menu is under 500KB so far. Yeah, 56K users will have to wait some. http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/smile.gif The end result will wow you (I hope, I hope, God, I hope....)

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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Don Incognito]

My site has great MIDIS too, although I haven't updated for a while.

MIDIS ROCK!

[REoL]

MIDI rules! It's the standard of music today!

No wonder Techno sucks so bad!
http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Finite]

HAHAHA just looking at wmull's new RANK.. that ROX man http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Life is Finite. Doom Hard.

[Jon the Frad]

*splutter* midi? MODS baby. All the best tech gets stolen from the amiga :P

[Boingo the Clown]

The Epidermis Emporium used to play the music from e1m3, but I removed it from the site. Midis embedded in pages can crash some browsers.

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DeiM Creator. Team DeiM Leader.

The Epidermis Emporium: http://www.newdoom.com/skins/
The Boingo Page: http://www.geocities.com/boingo_the_clown/

[Jon the Frad]

Good on you boingo. Its also remembering that while a viewer to your page may be interested in the same topic as you (since s/he's visiting the page) they almost certainly don't share musical tastes with you.

[FACE.UK]

yeah that one was hilarious I remember that coming in. What a W****R. Wonder what pic I'm gonna get on the left?

[REoL]

I noticed Wmull changed the Romero's Head on a Stake to something not related to it.
Hmm....


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King REoL

REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Zack]

Darn, I miss midi and MOD http://www.newdoom.com/ubb/frown.gif

Dreamcast only does mp3...so far...stupid lazy Sega..

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Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!

[Jon the Frad]

I think that music embedded into flash is marginally ok, but only because I turn that flash **** off anyways.

[Zack]

Heh.

There should be Napster for the Dreamcast!!

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http://members.tripod.com/looney2ner/zack3.gif
Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!

[REoL]

Flash music sounds funny at 11KHz, which is what most people (myself included) use. If you go up a notch, to 22KHz, it sounds a lot better, but the load time gets to be a pain. It's worthless at 44.1 though.

Flash: Welcome to the millennium.


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King REoL
http://members.aol.com/georgef551/bar.jpg
REoL TOUGH: 6 Years, and going....Visit us at:

http://members.aol.com/georgef551/REoL_TOUGH.html

[Ferrari]

Not if you have high speed access!

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Team DeiM secondary leader.

Ferrari's definition of some words when he was young:
Ferrari: Boy. This test is firm.
Teacher aid: No, no. Firm is for the hardness of materials.
Ferrari: Oh I understand! When a dog dies it becomes FIRM!
http://www.newdoom.com/doom2rankings/ferrari.jpg

[Zack]

Stop making me drool!!

I still need a new PC to experience all the cool things I'm missing out on ...

I have so far saved up $350 ...a good computer I'd be looking for is likely around $800 ...

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http://members.tripod.com/looney2ner/zack3.gif
Don't look now, but there's a cacodemon on our tails!