Damn you! A hacker! A HACKER!

[Zack]

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Okay, so, we lost 3.5 years of posts...and all the great memories, right? WRONG! Those memories are up here, in your delicious BRAINS, where meaty chunks of data dash around like mice, mice inside a brain of memories.

Lost my train of thought. Choo choo cha boogie...oh my.

Oh yeah! What I'm getting at is, this thread is for us to recollect the best of the old ND forums. Although we no longer have authentic copies of some of those grand old posts...we can still remind each other about it all. In here, old New Doom lives.

Everywhere else...long live New New Doom! :p

I wish I could read about how we saved Lara Croft so many years ago. *bawl*

[Deathgiver]

So much of the archives I didn't read,*bawl* oh well tis my luck.

Welcome back Zack.

[Doom_Dude]

I remember Zack went off and said he going on a vacation (or he was ticked off or something) and he made a bedlam account and started talking to us like some green no0b. Nobody knew it was Zack for about a year... no I think it was just a month, then he confessed to me and sent me the bedlam account to my email. Silly bugger.

Then there was the time Zack started a thread about my nick, more or less questioning why I would pick such a crappy nickname. It got a little out of hand and we ended up going back to the topic and changing the whole argument into a topic about cheese which only made the other posters look like they were just as weird as us since they weren't discussing cheese. :p

[Finite]

Nice title, Zack. Shame I can't remember what the first version of that was.

I remember the insanely long post where people suggested names for the New Doom. And then we all got screwed as id just threw a 3 on the end. ;)

Some of the coolest threads would have to be the crazy story ones, as Zack mentioned, with Cyberchickens and "Laura" Croft and what not. I really hope someone managed to save them somewhere.

Another stupid thing I remember was how D_D used to put spaces either side of punctuation , like so ! Eventually he was swayed to the commonly accepted way of typing... ;)

Other fond memories... Mythos Outpost. Luckily the website is still around, so you can view Zack's wonderful reply to someone saying there shouldn't be save games in Doom 3. Clickah (http://www.newdoom.com/hosted/mythos/stories/s1.shtml). I also remember working on a piece of art or two for aforementioned site, and D_D bugging me about it for ages. Heh, I never did finish those.

Yay for nostalgia.

[Looney]

Can't forget Surfen Snacks! :D

[DOOM_GOAT]

Don't forget the old snowball fights.
One of my favourites was the picture of a guy in a funny pose on a bike, and everybody edited it to look like he had a jet engine in his arse and stuff. *sigh*

[Zack]

The oldest of old timers might remember when curse words were completely disabled. The word 'assassinate' would always appear as '******inate.' heheh.

Finite: The original was "Damn you! A frog! A FROG!" IIRC, Monkey posted it in anguish, after discovering Hasbro's Frogger CD-ROM would not play in Windows 2000.

Thanks for remembering all the CRAPPY things I did, Doom_Dude. Hahah. You left out when I sent you my Zack account, and then created it again and begged wmull to change my user settings (like registration date and post count) back to the way they were.

One of those crazy stories had me splintering into pieces, then being scotch-taped back together. Didn't work well.

And damn Finite, I completely forgot about that short story. It's amazing what I could churn out at the ripe old age of 15. *bug*

One of my favorite threads was Looney's "Doomer's Confessional." Too bad that one didn't live too long. :-)

[Rellik_jmd]

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[zarkyb]

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Eh??? Where??? WHERE DAMMIT?!!?

[DOOM_GOAT]

Haha I remember that one.

[Big_al]

What about the legendary aquirrels?
Or the Winona wildness which went on in the Megawad forum ;) (where did that forum go btw?)

[Ninja_of_DooM]

And the Katana. Let's not forget that now.;)
What about the time Monkey tried to make a railgun? That was a laugh that topic.:D

[Looney]

One of my favorite threads was Boingo's "Doomer's Confessional." Too bad that one didn't live too long. :-)
Uhhh Zack I started that thread. ;) hahahahaha

[Planky]

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*drunk*

[Planky]

Damn that REoL. *dark*

/me steals D-D's trans-dimensional unicycle and glides off down the space-time continuum, accidently wiping out most of zacks childhood memories

[Ninja_of_DooM]

How many times did ReoL get banned in total from all doom sites? I think Diablo is his only competition.*crazy*

[DOOM_GOAT]

Those pants of his sure did get him into a lot of trouble.

[Planky]

I believe monkey has REoL's Pant, or at least lives in them :D

[Felix]

I think planky has single handedly raised the hits per day to this forums by 200%

[Doom_Dude]

Lester and REoL. I guess they're someplace near an olde slum someplace. :p

[dd_133]

Stupid hackers. :( Well, now it's NEW doom eh? :D

[Zack]

Uhhh Zack I started that thread. ;) hahahahaha

That's what I said, silly. Anyways it was a good one. Maybe if we start another Confessional thread, that hacker will show up. :-)

[Planky]

I think planky has single handedly raised the hits per day to this forums by 200%

I fail to see how...

[Aliotroph?]

Damn, I wish I hadn't missed all that stuff in 2000. It was amusing how we used to have topics that would go on for 20 pages talking almost entirely about random stuff even if the conversations were serious.

What started the HTML hole jokes? They're one of the few that are still common with DD.

[Planky]

One of our stories a long time ago, in a place far away from here.

*Makes a makeshift ladder out of some of the planky sapplings and climbs out

[Looney]

What started the HTML hole jokes? They're one of the few that are still common with DD.
I'm not sure, but I think is something that Don Incognito said when Zack had taken off for a while. Something about him falling into an HTML hole. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

[Doom_Dude]

I'm not sure, but I think is something that Don Incognito said when Zack had taken off for a while. Something about him falling into an HTML hole. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

I started the 'html hole' saying and it was in one of the olde story threads that included Don Incognito amd me trying to save a giant inflated Monkey (or some other crazy story thread). *drunk* What ever happened to Monkey anyways?

[Planky]

He's still on msn quite a bit. I think he got abit sick of the forums.

If Monkey see monkey do, someone make him watch us posting, that should get him started again.

[DOOM_GOAT]

He popped in a few months ago, but the small woodland creatures must have caught up with him, so he ran away.


Maybe we can temp him back.*monkey* *monkey* *monkey* *monkey* *monkey* *monkey* *monkey* *monkey*.

[Looney]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ok Doom_Dude.

[Planky]

My family had nothing to do with that. Unless it was cousin jones, a few termites short of a lumberyard if you catch my meaning

Ack, too many wood puns!

[Doom_Dude]

My family had nothing to do with that. Unless it was cousin jones, a few termites short of a lumberyard if you catch my meaning

Ack, too many wood puns!

Don't get a splinter-on. *drunk*

[Looney]

Wasn't Monkey always peeing on Ferrari's Ferrari? :D

[Doom_Dude]

Indeed he was with an animated monkey. :p

[Planky]

Didn't Rellik get run over by the aforementioned ferari?

[DOOM_GOAT]

Well, that is what monkeys do. I wonder if Ferrari still has that Ferrari. Maybe just a Fiat Panda.

[Looney]

Yes he did run over Rellik :D bwahahahahahahaha That was funny!

Ferrari traded in for a nice Fiero. :)

[Doom_Dude]

Yes he did run over Rellik :D bwahahahahahahaha That was funny!

Ferrari traded in for a nice Fiero. :)

He even changed his name to Fiero on the olde icq jobby.

[Planky]

He traded himself in for a Fiero? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of getting the car? Did the dealer do ferrari up and put it in his sales yard?

*screams and jumps out the window*

[DOOM_GOAT]

Ferrari traded in for a nice Fiero.

Oh dear lord.

[Looney]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wonder if there is still a bumper sticker that reads I brake for Aliens on the bummper....?

[Rellik_jmd]

I wish I woulda saved that avatar with me getting run over. Maybe I'll have to dig through some old back ups and look for it. Good times, good times.

[Felix]

I fail to see how..

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[Melfice]

I miss Mystic :( Wish he'd come back.

[X-DOOM]

I hate kackers. They always do shits and they are ridiculous.

They think they are cool and superior or powerful by doing this. Did they know there was some important and good thing that was and always shared over these forums? NO they dont, they are idiots. This is making me angry *angry*

[DOOM_GOAT]

They always do shits

So do I, on a regular basis.

I totally agree with you though, whichever particular primate did this really was a shit of the highest order, but then what can you do?

[X-DOOM]

but then what can you do?

puching my fist over their bastard face if i cross them on the street.*burn*

[DOOM_GOAT]

Well yes, there is that...

[Doom_Dude]

I hate kackers.

There for a sec I thought you said crackers. ;)

[DOOM_GOAT]

I thought it said knickers. But kackers is better.

[DOOM_GOAT]

That was didi, I think.

[Doom_Dude]

Im tired of talking and thinking about that. Id prefer to think of crackers and cheese and blablating serving babes in bikinis. :p

[Melfice]

I don't like crackers :p I don't know why, but I just don't. Not even with cheese. Now cheese by itself, that I'll eat all day. Cheese with a Pepsi, ah, I need some more pizza, still hungry.

[DOOM_GOAT]

Im tired of talking and thinking about that. Id prefer to think of crackers and cheese and blablating serving babes in bikinis

That's a nice thought to go to sleep on. Thanks, D_D!






*uhh*

[Zack]

Hell closets.

[Zack]

Don't forget the old snowball fights.

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[Looney]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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[Finite]

Boo!
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Bwahahaha.

[X-DOOM]

Im tired of talking and thinking about that. Id prefer to think of crackers and cheese and blablating serving babes in bikinis. :p

your seeing in my mind D_D ! humm bikinis babes... crackers and cheese.

[Looney]

Boo!
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Bwahahaha.

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